This article has no moral compass and no fixed love interest. Do not enter if you prefer clean and pure romances.
The female protagonist can travel freely through thousands of worlds. She pos...
Chapter 826 The Bride Who Died of Fright 13
Do you think they can coexist peacefully? Don't even think about it. Underwear and women are the only things that cannot be shared.
"Madam, what exactly is going on? Why can't we possess him anymore?"
"He discovered your existence and specially sought out a Taoist priest. The priest gave him a jade pendant engraved with talismans. Now none of you can possess him. Are you happy now?"
The two ghosts exchanged a glance. If they couldn't possess him, wouldn't that mean they couldn't be intimate with his wife?
This won't do.
"My lady, could you please remove the jade pendant from his neck?"
"it's useless."
The two understood her meaning after a moment's thought.
If he takes it off tonight, Song Yanzhao will know he's been possessed by a ghost again tomorrow. This time he was able to find the jade pendant to protect himself from them, but next time he might have to find a Taoist priest to exorcise them.
"Madam, are you abandoning us?"
As soon as Ning Yan heard them say "we," she knew what was going on.
"want!"
The two ghosts breathed a sigh of relief.
"But Song Yanzhao definitely can't accept it."
"If you can't accept it, just divorce him!"
"If he dares to complain, then we'll take care of him!"
The two spoke almost in unison.
Ning Yan said helplessly, "But you all need him to get out, have you forgotten that?"
These two, one a master of court politics who commanded respect even from the emperor, and the other a conqueror on the battlefield who commanded respect even from the emperor, were both silenced by a single sentence from Ning Yan.
Yes, they all need to rely on others to get out. What's the difference between solving someone else's problem and committing suicide?
"My wife must have a plan. Whatever you say, we'll listen."
"It's simple. Wake him up, tell him the truth, and whether you can persuade him depends on your abilities."
Some things, the longer they are kept hidden, the more uncomfortable the person involved will feel; it's better to reveal them sooner rather than later.
Even if Song Yanzhao can't accept it, she can always get a divorce. She can live with her two ghost husbands, which seems pretty good.
The two ghosts exchanged a glance, then looked away, both thinking at the same time: If only I were alone.
But then I realized that this was simply impossible.
They are now tied together with a man and a woman in the bed.
If only I had a body.
Si Yutang said, "Then wake him up and we'll talk to him."
Ning Yan: You are ghosts, you are ghosts! Without me, Song Yanzhao wouldn't even be able to see you. What are you talking about?
But these two are just my male ghosts, so forget it, I won't stoop to their level.
She raised her hand and placed a ghost-repelling talisman on Song Yanzhao, which finally woke him up. "Husband, husband~"
Song Yanzhao opened his eyes, "Wife~ Ah~ Who are you?"
Why are there two more people in his room?
No, they are not human!
Even if they are very good-looking and have a dignified appearance, they still emit black energy!
If he's right, it must be yin energy!
He sat up in a panic, grabbed Ning Yan and pulled her into the house, his protective intent evident.
"You are possessed by ghosts?!"
"I am Si Yutang, the Regent of the Kingdom of Bao!"
"This general is Yin Ponu, a first-rank general of the Fan Kingdom!"
Song Yanzhao was dumbfounded. He never imagined that these two figures from biographies would one day appear before his eyes.
Good heavens, he'll never dare read a biography again!
"My wife, why can I see ghosts?"
"Just apply ox tears."
Ning Yan's explanation was half-hearted, earning her a surprised look from the two ghosts, but neither of them called her out on it.
The woman clearly stuck a talisman on this guy.
"Song Yanzhao, let's get down to business first."
That day, I was supposed to marry your wife in your place; she should be my wife.
Si Yutang retorted, "I sent the betrothal gifts to you yesterday, and you accepted them."
Song Yanzhao: ...I suspect that the Taoist priest was invited by these two ghosts.
Otherwise, why would the old Taoist priest have told him during the day that he would share a wife with two ghosts, only for those two to come and declare their ownership that very night?
What do you want?
"You and your wife must divorce!" the two ghosts said in unison.
"Impossible!" Song Yanzhao's neck veins bulged.
Aren't you afraid we'll secretly kill you?
Si Yutang wished he could pull his wife away from this man's arms immediately, but their relationship was not legitimate, and besides, his life was essentially in Song Yanzhao's hands, so he couldn't afford to anger him.
"You wouldn't dare!"
The two ghosts assumed he knew their lives were in his hands, and their momentum immediately weakened.
As a result, Song Yanzhao added, "If you dare to hurt me, my wife will not forgive you."
This statement is actually more hurtful because it implies that he believes he holds a more important place in his wife's heart than either of the other two.
Why would he have such an idea?
That confidence naturally came from his wife!
"Let's make a deal."
"I would like to hear the details."
Song Yanzhao said, "You're only clinging to my wife because my body is a place for you to reside. If I help you find a suitable host, how about you sever your relationship with my wife?"
Ning Yan: Great, this one also has sesame filling.
Song Yanzhao continued: "Once you have a body, you can pick any woman in the world you want. It's not impossible to have one on each side."
After all, the regent mentioned in that autobiography did have a queen back then.
General Yin also had a wife and concubines.
"What does that prove?" Si Yutang was glad that he had explained his relationship with the princess before.
Song Yanzhao ignored Ning Yan's expression and said with smugness, "It shows that you are not as clean as me, it shows that you are not indispensable to my wife, so it is not a wise move for you to pester me and my wife now."
Yin Ponu cursed under his breath.
Even the usually refined and elegant Si Yutang's mouth moved slightly, which made it clear that he was swearing very rudely.
"My lady, I only want to be with you, and this thought will not change even if I have a physical body, truly!"
Yin Ponu: "Madam, have pity on me. I only want to consummate my marriage with you. Other women are no good."
Ning Yan: ...How is it not good?
Si Yutang seemed to understand Yin Ponu's meaning, and his face, which was full of gloom, showed some unease. "Madam, we are not the kind of people who would philander. You are enough for us."
Ning Yan: Goodness, I originally thought these two would be the ones dominating Song Yanzhao, but in just a few words, Song Yanzhao took control of the conversation.
What's the point of you making your stance clear to me? Try to persuade Song Yanzhao instead.
Yin Ponu clearly understood this as well. "Madam, may I ask you to step outside for a moment so we can speak with him alone?"
Ning Yan: "Okay."
She immediately pushed Song Yanzhao's arm away, slid down to the ground in a couple of steps, put on her embroidered shoes, and left the main room.
She didn't see it; as she left, Song Yanzhao watched her retreating figure and gave a bitter smile.
About 15 minutes later, the door opened automatically.
Song Yanzhao said, "Wife, that Taoist priest Wu who came to our house before seems to have some ability. I'm thinking of inviting him back to find two more bodies for them. Do you want to start selecting people in advance?"