[1v1, Double Clean, Mad Batch, Sweet Pet] Shen Yan is about to die, and her dying wish is to find a man to go to bed with.
To fulfill this wish, she binds a quick transmigration system and ne...
Chapter 256: Chen Yangshi Nanzhou Extra
Chen Yang has been a little distressed recently because he found out that the wild king brother he met in the King of Glory seemed to be his roommate Shi Nanzhou.
At first, Shen Yang didn't notice anything wrong. He only knew that Shi Nanzhou had an online girlfriend in the game, and the two of them were very sweet and loving.
In order to play online games with his girlfriend, Shi Nanzhou climbed over the wall every night and stayed in the Internet cafe all night.
Until one day, he seemed to be drunk and sent a voice message to Shen Yang.
【Baby, I miss you so much. 】
When he heard this voice message, Shen Yang almost thought he was hallucinating.
???
Who can tell him why the voice of the wild king brother whom he had gone through so much trouble to seduce is exactly the same as that bastard Shi Nanzhou?
Chen Yang suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and he sent a WeChat message to Shi Nanzhou with trembling hands.
Peach Shaved Ice: [Brother, I see your battle zone is in City A. Are you studying in City A?]
Not long after he sent the message, he received a reply from Brother Yewang.
[Yes, baby. I'm a sophomore in the Physics Department at University A. I really want to meet you. Can I come see you during summer vacation? Baby, I really like you.]
It’s over.
It’s really that dog Shi Nanzhou! Looking at this sticky message, Shen Yang couldn’t believe that it actually came from Shi Nanzhou’s mouth.
This world is too fantasy.
He had to find an excuse to break up with that guy Shi Nanzhou, so as to avoid being exposed and beaten by Shi Nanzhou.
I heard that the guy has been learning Sanda since he was a child, and he once fought against more than a dozen energetic young men without any problem.
So in order to save his own life, Shen Yang found a very perfunctory and ridiculous excuse to break up with Shi Nanzhou.
Peach Shaved Ice: [Let’s break up.]
Ye Wang Gege: [Why? Baby, did you suffer some injustice outside? Why do you suddenly want to break up?]
Peach Shaved Ice: [To be honest, my family did a fortune telling for us and they said our horoscopes are incompatible and our values don't match. We'll always argue, so it's better for us to break up now.]
Ye Wang Gege: [? Don't believe those cheap fortune tellers. Our values and horoscopes are very compatible. We're compatible in every way. We're made for each other.]
Peach Shaved Ice: [I don't care, I just want to break up with you.]
Ye Wang Gege: [Baby, stop throwing a tantrum. I'll buy you whatever gifts or skins you want. It's my fault. I've been too busy with schoolwork lately and haven't been able to spend enough time with you. Don't worry, this week, as long as you have time, I'll accompany you every day to rank up, okay?]
Peach Shaved Ice: [I don't want to hear you, no matter what you say, I'm breaking up with you today.]
Ye Wang Gege: [Baby, are you feeling unwell? What happened? Tell me. Don't say hurtful things like breaking up, okay?]
Peach Shaved Ice: [Oh! Shi Nanzhou! Are you really stupid or just pretending? Can't you see that this is just an excuse for me to break up? Anyway, we have no contact anymore. Break up!]
Brother Yewang: [How do you know my name is Shi Nanzhou...]
So Shen Yang relied on his "super high" IQ to successfully peel off the sheepskin on his body, and handed it to Shi Nanzhou with a smile, saying
Look, I am your soft and delicate girlfriend, Peach Shaved Ice. Are you surprised? Are you surprised?
It was too embarrassing to tell others about her online romance with a boy. She was afraid that Shi Nanzhou would get furious and beat her up, so she stayed in a hotel for a few days.
Of course, he also received many questions from Shi Nanzhou during this period. He was very scared and quickly blocked Shi Nanzhou.
Unexpectedly, Lao Liu blocked him in the stairwell when get out of class was over, grabbed his collar, and dragged him to a small forest behind the basketball court.
Shen Yang thought he would die today, but this guy just grabbed his wrist and questioned him.
"Is this the reason you want to break up, huh? Chen Yang, you've made it."
Shen Yang's entire body was shaking, shivering uncontrollably.
"Shi...Shi Nanzhou, I'm warning you not to mess around. The school is under surveillance. If you...you...you...you beat me to death, you won't be able to escape."
Shi Nanzhou pushed his cheek viciously and laughed at his reaction.
"Okay, then I'll beat you to death first, then turn myself in to the police station. Do you think the police will reduce my sentence by a few years because of my good attitude in admitting my mistakes?"
After saying that, he suddenly raised his hand, and his sandbag-sized fist was about to fall on Shen Yang's face.
Shen Yang closed his eyes in fear, but the expected pain did not come.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Shi Nanzhou staring at him.
Shen Yang felt that his eyes were a little strange, and he stood in front of him and stumbled.
"You, you, you...what on earth do you want to do?"
Shi Nanzhou curled his lips and smiled, his expression unclear.
"What do you think? My girlfriend."
Shen Yang was completely panicked
"What do you mean? Shi Nanzhou, I know I deceived your feelings. I was wrong, but you can't be so cruel as to attack a man like me. Are you really a pervert?"
Hearing this, the faint smile on Shi Nanzhou's face completely disappeared, and his expression became terribly gloomy.
He opened his lips and asked
"I'm a pervert? What about you? You pretended to be a woman, called me Brother Yewang in the game, flirted with me, acted like a spoiled child, and coaxed me into a trance. Chen Yang, how do you think you're better than me? Huh?"
Shen Yang really didn’t make any sense about this matter, so he lowered his eyes and tried to change the subject.
But Nanzhou was not as he wished.
"What? Nothing to say?"
"I...."
Shen Yang wanted to say something but stopped, and for a moment he couldn't find an excuse to explain.
Shi Nanzhou curled his lips sarcastically and continued
"I've never been in a relationship before, so even if we're dating online, you're still my first love. Shen Yang, you were the one who provoked me first, so don't even think about running away. So what if he's a man? Did I ever say I like women?"
He has never been interested in women, and of course not in men either, so Shi Nanzhou always thought he was frigid.
I finally met a girl I liked, but in the end I found out that she was a grown man.
Even if he is a man, I have to stay by his side and be his girlfriend to make up for all the lies I have done to him.
Hearing this shocking statement, Shen Yang couldn't help but widen his eyes.
"Shi Nanzhou, you're not a fucking pervert, are you? I'm not gay, I'm telling you, no way. I'll cash in on the skins you gave me and send them to you via WeChat. Can we just settle now?"
Shi Nanzhou's eyes gradually turned cold, looking somewhat scary.
"Clear? What can you use to clear me? I helped you get so many points, I stayed up all night with you, I invested so much effort and time, and you say we're clear now?"
Shen Yang was speechless
"Then...then how about I introduce you to a beautiful girl? No, two! I promise, these two must be girls, and in real life, they are stunningly beautiful, more than enough to match you."
"If you say any more bullshit, I'll strangle you to death right here."
"So what do you want? Just tell me, but there's one thing I'm not gay."
Shi Nanzhou curled his lips coldly
"That's not up to you."
After that, he bent down, picked up Shen Yang, and walked towards the dormitory.
"Fuck! Shi Nanzhou, you pervert, let me go!"
"Let me go!"
Along the way, Shen Yang was like a monkey in a zoo, being watched wantonly by people.
He had no choice but to cover his face and lie dead on Shi Nanzhou's back.
Damn, this bastard works out every day, and the muscles on his back are so sore.
Shi Nanzhou carried Shen Yang all the way into the dormitory, threw him on the bed, then turned around and locked the door.
"Shi...Shi Nanzhou, what do you want to do?"
This bastard wouldn't want to force himself on me in the dormitory, would he?
Shi Nanzhou sneered, slowly approached Shen Yang, and stretched out his claws towards him.
"Oh my god! Don't come over here! Don't touch me!"
"Move your ass off."
Um?
Only then did Shen Yang realize that there was something sitting under his butt. He moved away, and Shi Nanzhou leaned over to pick up his phone, then pointed it at his handsome face and unlocked it.
Shi Nanzhou opened Chen Yang's WeChat account, found himself on the blacklist, and opened the chat history.
Then, in front of Shen Yang, he read out word for word the explicit text messages he had sent when he was flirting with her.
"Wow, brother is so good at jungle, I love it."
"Is your bed big enough? Are you afraid of sleeping alone?"