(Quick Transmigration + Good Pregnancy Physique + Multiple Births & Many Children + Cannon Fodder Counterattack + Abusing Scum)
Shocking! As the male lead, he actually struggles with havi...
And now, Ling Dan just wants someone to return all the feces and urine he has accumulated over the past few days to him.
Seeing this, Xu Qingshan laughed unceremoniously, even ignoring Ling Dan's murderous look, and sang a little song.
His expression was very proud.
Ling Dan was so angry that he jumped up and down, but he was helpless.
A row of jailers came in with brooms, mops and various rags, and were all stunned when they saw this scene.
Looking at Ling Dan's cell and his furious expression, the corners of his mouth twitched.
He looked at Xu Qingshan who was laughing beside him and immediately realized that it was he who did it.
Ling Dan saw the person coming as if he had seen a savior.
"You've come at the perfect time. Look at what Xu Qingshan has done. Take him out and give him a beating."
All the jailers paused, looked at Ling Dan, and suddenly burst into laughter even more outrageous than Xu Qingshan's.
Xu Qingshan thought he was going to suffer, but he didn't expect these jailers to be so cute.
This made him laugh again.
"Hahahaha... Ling Dan, you have finally come to this day."
“You—you—”
"Where is the emperor? Where is the emperor? I want to see the emperor. I want to report that old bastard Xu Qingshan—" Ling Dan's blood pressure soared rapidly, and his face turned purple with anger.
However, the jailers seemed not to hear his words and walked straight to Xu Qingshan's cell and opened the lock.
Xu Qingshan looked at these people in confusion, thinking that they were going to take him away for execution. Unexpectedly, these people didn't even look at him and started cleaning.
This action made Xu Qingshan and Ling Dan look confused.
Xu Qingshan walked over and asked, "Hey, young man, what are you doing?"
The jailer, who had never expected to be patted on the shoulder, looked terrified and bowed respectfully: "General Xu, my name is Gao Yan. We have been ordered to clean your cell. We will ensure that you are comfortable. We don't know anything else."
Xu Qingshan was confused: "Comfortable? The emperor's order? I don't have to be beheaded?" How could a tyrant be such a good person?
"I don't know, but the Emperor has instructed that General Xu must be happy with his stay. Feel free to meet your request."
Xu Qingshan touched his stubble, his head full of question marks, not understanding what the tyrant was up to.
"You mean, as long as I can't leave the cell, I can do anything here?"
Gao Yan hesitated for a moment and nodded.
"Can I move to another cell, the biggest one? Please help me clean it up."
Xu Qingshan was not polite at all and pointed to the largest multi-person cell at the end of the cell.
There are windows and sunlight there, and you can see both rows of cells, so the view is good.
The most important thing is that Xu Qingshan completely offended Ling Dan on the opposite side, and he was afraid that Ling Dan would throw feces at this side at any time.
If I lived in that big cell, I wouldn't be afraid. I could see Ling Dan jumping up and down every day, and it would make him mad to death.
"Can."
Gao Yan immediately arranged for people to clean up the large cell, and then moved a stool for Xu Qingshan to sit and wait.
Although he didn't know why the tyrant did this, Xu Qingshan couldn't help but feel happy.
Ling Dan watched the commotion here and naturally heard their conversation.
"It's not fair. This is not fair. Why did Xu Qingshan receive such treatment? I clearly wrote a confession."
"I want to see the emperor, I want to see the emperor——"
But no one paid any attention to him.
Xu Qingshan crossed his legs and watched his big cell being cleaned. These people also moved a big bed in for him.
Table, teapot, teacups, books...
Even the floor was covered with carpet, so it didn't look like a prison cell at all.
After everything was done, Gao Yan asked him if he was satisfied and if there was anything else that needed to be changed.
Xu Qingshan glanced at Ling Dan, who was puffing his beard and glaring, and said, "It's good, but it's a bit lifeless. It would be better if there were some pots of flowers."
"Also, I'm a little hungry. It would be perfect if I had something to eat."
"I will tell someone to prepare it right away. Please come into the room, General Xu." Gao Yan said in a very humble manner.
Because that's what the emperor said in the morning. If General Xu is not satisfied with his life in this cell, all those in charge of this cell will be beheaded.
Gao Yan was in a terrible state at that time. If he wanted to live comfortably, wouldn't it be better to just let him go?
Why give him such a hard job?
But does he dare to complain to the emperor?
He doesn't dare, and he doesn't have the courage.
In this way, Xu Qingshan's life in the cell became easier, but on the contrary, Ling Dan's life became more difficult.
Looking at his cell, which was stinking, full of rats and spider webs.
Compare it with Xu Qingshan’s heavenly cell at the end, which is like heaven and earth.
The worst thing was not this, but watching the exquisite dishes passing in front of him and all being delivered to Xu Qingshan.
When all he got was a bowl of rotten rice, Ling Dan's mood was extremely bad.
Unfortunately, Xu Qingshan is a mean man who will never let go of his grudges, and Ling Dan had tricked him like this before.
Now seeing his predicament, why not mock him back?
"Ah~ It's rare to get drunk in life. This is a good tribute wine. It smells so good..."
"A sip of wine, a bite of meat, and I feel as happy as a god."
Xu Qingshan stood at the cell door holding a chicken leg, showing off in front of Ling Dan, taking a bite of the chicken leg, a sip of wine, and a shrimp, while eating and talking.
Ling Dan was so angry that he ate a few mouthfuls of the rotten rice fiercely: "Little brother Ling, is the rotten rice delicious? Do you want to try the chicken drumstick?"
As he said that, Xu Qingshan threw over the chicken leg he had eaten most of.
"Since we have served in the same court for many years, there is no need to thank me."
Ling Dan looked at the chicken leg on the ground, swallowed hard, held his breath, and roared, "Xu Qingshan, don't go too far."
"How long do you think your good days will last? Perhaps this is a special order from the Emperor to grant you a last journey?"
"Who knows if your rice is clean or not? Is there any poison in it? Eat it, eat it, eat it, and you'll die."
Xu Qingshan lived a very comfortable life in this prison. Whenever he was hungry, he only had to shout and someone would bring him food, snacks and wine.
As long as he asked for something, I agreed to it.
Even the handcuffs and anklets were opened just to sleep more comfortably.
Even the problem of going to the toilet was perfectly solved. The most outrageous thing was that the flowers in the cell were changed every day.
This doesn't feel like being in jail at all, it's clearly a place to enjoy life.
Indeed, there is no need to attend court and do nothing, and there is still time.
There is even a cubicle in the cell for him to take a shower, so he can live like at home.
Although Xu Qingshan looks heartless, he actually cares deeply about whether his daughter outside is doing well.
Not only Xu Qingshan's life suddenly became better, but Xu Jinyi's life was the same too.
She suddenly found that the tyrant seemed easy to please, and she seemed to have transformed herself into a popular figure around him.