Quick Transmigration: Becoming a Scumbag, Always Wanting to Be a Salted Fish and Lie Flat

After dying in the apocalypse, Mo Qian activated the Jade Magnolia Spatial Bracelet. Together with the ancient Qilin, Xiao Bai, she traveled through three thousand realms to collect faith power and...

Chapter 1: Transmigrated into the Exquisite Aunt in a Historical Novel

"Wife, wife, get up quickly, eat the steamed egg custard before lying down. I finally managed to get it from your mother. Does your head still hurt? Eat it before you sleep." She said, placing the bowl on the small table beside the bed.

Mo Qian turned around, holding her head, and looked at the steamed egg custard in front of her. Her mouth watered involuntarily, and she felt excited.

There was no other way. In the past few years of the apocalypse, it was rare to see such fresh food. Now, I couldn't care about anything else. All I could think about was swallowing the food in front of me. I never wanted to experience the burning hunger again.

It's been two days since I arrived here. Thinking back to the day I first transmigrated here, it was a chaotic and disorderly scene.

Yes, that's right. The Mo Qian of this moment is not the Mo Qian of the past. Thinking back on what happened before brings tears to my eyes; I want to cry my heart out!

My parents taught me to be thrifty and frugal from a young age, and that eating meat once a month was considered good.

When I was just five years old, I often saw my mother arguing with the elderly people at the market, using her wits and courage to bargain. She was as powerful as a female general when it came to haggling, defeating the elderly people one after another!

In this atmosphere, my bargaining skills improved day by day, surpassing my teacher's. In order to save some money, I naturally became more and more shameless, becoming famous in the market. When I was ten years old, I became famous overnight!

I watched my parents being frugal since I was little. They didn't change their clothes for two or three years. Even my dad's old socks were patched and mended and he wore them for a year before replacing them!

Thinking his family was poor, he resolved to study hard, find a good job, earn lots of money, buy his own house, and live a carefree life.

With the prospect of buying a house as a luxury dangling in their minds, they worked tirelessly, putting in their utmost effort. They overcame numerous hurdles to achieve high scores in the college entrance examination and entered one of the nation's top universities, thinking they could finally relax and enjoy life.

Sigh, the scholarship is dangling in front of me again; after all, a scholarship of 20,000 yuan a year is quite tempting.

For four years of university, I would get up before dawn to study, spend all my free time in the library after class, and work tirelessly on weekends to earn money for my house. Thinking about it makes me want to cry.

After much hardship, I saved every penny, worked part-time on weekends, and with four years of scholarships, I finally bought a house near my home. It was just renovated, and I thought that the hard times were finally over and I could finally enjoy a better life.

Thinking back to my four years of university, I didn't dare to buy a single new piece of clothing because I was busy buying a house. Now that I've bought the house, I'm not going to treat myself badly anymore. So I'm going to the mall to buy two good quality outfits. Clothes make the man, and a saddle makes the horse, right?

While I was shopping, I saw Lao Mo and his mother shopping together in the mall. Lao Mo was carrying so many bags that he couldn't hold them all. Looking at the familiar big brand logos on the shopping bags, he felt dizzy.

Although she usually splurges on food and clothing, she secretly craves items from big brands and knows their logos by heart.

Later, after Lao Mo's mother sincerely apologized, I learned that in order to prevent me from developing extravagant and wasteful habits, she hadn't told me that our family owned a building that was later demolished, and we were compensated with twenty apartments and more than a dozen shops.

I couldn't help but want to burst into tears for my life over the past twenty years. After crying, I felt the sun was shining and I felt great. Isn't this the life of a landlady, a lazy bum, beckoning me?

She generously forgave Lao Mo and her mother, and happily enjoyed her life as a landlady: shopping, eating, sleeping, and playing...

The joy didn't last long. Then, damn it, the apocalypse came. People were alive, but all their money turned into worthless paper.

Fortunately, he activated his superpowers and the ability to protect himself. Once he returned to the beginning, in order to have enough to eat in the apocalypse, he had this carrot hanging in front of him and worked hard.

By killing zombies, finding food, and completing missions, he gradually accumulated wealth and secured a place in the base, ensuring the living standards of Comrade Lao Mo and his mother.

I thought I could relax and enjoy a peaceful life again, so I took on a beginner mission to loosen up a bit. But I ran into a brick wall and encountered a zombie king!

He was killed!

Thinking back to how every time I worked hard, something unexpected happened, it's like they're deliberately trying to prevent me from being a couch potato, I'm quite resentful.

I'm dead. How heartbroken Old Mo and Mom must be! Fortunately, it's been ten years since the apocalypse, and the infrastructure is relatively complete, so Old Mo and Mom can make a living.

The blood kept flowing, and I felt my life slowly slipping away. The blood from my hands also flowed onto the bracelet I had worn since I was a child.

It was said to be a family heirloom passed down from their ancestors. The bracelet was absorbing the blood clinging to it when suddenly a blinding light flashed, and Mo Qian gradually lost consciousness...

When I woke up, my ears were filled with a mess. When I touched my head, it was sticky, and my hand was covered in blood.

"Mother, Mother, quick, get the money! Take my wife to the town hospital right away, look at how much blood she's bleeding!"

"What are you looking at? People in the fields are tough and thick-skinned. Just apply some wood ash and it'll be fine. Why go to the town hospital? It's just a waste of money."

"Mother, hurry up and get the money. If you don't, I'll go and search it myself," she said, and then her husband ran to the largest room near the main house.

"Damn it, you little brat, don't rummage, I'll get it for you." He rummaged through a yellowish white handkerchief and pulled out fifty cents.

"This isn't enough, give me this one too." She said, pulling out a one-yuan coin. Then she ran over, picked me up, and ran outside.

"Su Er, what's wrong with your wife?"

"She kowtowed. I'll take my wife to the clinic right away and we'll talk when I get back."

In a hurry, before he had even finished speaking, he had already run about ten meters away.

I was still half asleep, and in the blink of an eye, a big face was almost touching mine, calling out "Wife!"

If I hadn't trained for a few years in the apocalypse and developed a strong mental fortitude, I wouldn't have been scared to death. Even when I was about to die, I would open my eyes and find myself in a different place.

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