Quick Transmigration: Becoming a Scumbag, Always Wanting to Be a Salted Fish and Lie Flat

After dying in the apocalypse, Mo Qian activated the Jade Magnolia Spatial Bracelet. Together with the ancient Qilin, Xiao Bai, she traveled through three thousand realms to collect faith power and...

Chapter 5: Kicking Away the Love-Obsessed, Wang Baochuan Swears Never to Dig for Wild Vegetables Again (5)

"Tell me the details quickly, how it was done. When I become the son-in-law of the Prime Minister, I won't treat my brothers badly."

Xue Pinggui was already in a bad mood because he hadn't met his expectations. Just then, he overheard the thief talking about how a local hoodlum from his hometown had married a rich girl, thus transcending social class.

This, this, isn't this the same situation as that little thug?

They were both daughters of officials, and both had to deceive rich young ladies. Suddenly, they became interested in learning from the scriptures so that they could also live the life of a petty rascal as soon as possible!

"Brother Gui, that little rascal is quite handsome, which often makes young women and wives jealous."

"Plus, he's good with words and can recite a few lines of poetry, so he's adored by those young ladies who shower him with money! They're all vying to support him!" The thief said, his face full of envy.

Why don't I have that kind of luck? Forget about finding young women or wives, I haven't even seen a single woman! I'm filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred towards that little rascal!

"Because those young women and wives, for the sake of their own reputation, although they admired that little rascal, they didn't spread any bad rumors. Therefore, apart from themselves, no one else knew about these things."

"If it weren't for that one time when some thug got drunk at a dinner party and blurted it out, no one would know."

"But that was after he became the county magistrate's son-in-law. By then, the county magistrate knew about that rascal's unreliable behavior, but he could only grit his teeth and accept it since his daughter was already married."

"Not to mention, the magistrate's daughter was already pregnant at the time! Although that little rascal was somewhat dissolute, he didn't do anything outrageous, he just talked nonsense, so the magistrate let him off lightly."

"That little rascal had developed a glib tongue because he often flattered young women and wives."

"He can spout all sorts of nice words without batting an eye. In addition, in order to get to know the magistrate's daughter, he spent all his savings to buy two sets of scholar's clothes. He also asked a cultured teacher in the county to write a few pretentious poems for him to memorize."

"When the magistrate's daughter is offering incense, under the century-old mimosa tree, pretend to be a scholar and recite a few lines."

"If life were only as beautiful as the first encounter, why would the autumn wind bring sorrow to the painted fan?"

"What a life, one generation, one pair of lovers, yet they are separated in two places, their souls yearning for each other."

"And what does it matter if two people are truly in love, even if they are together day and night?" These sentimental poems have bewitched some county magistrate's daughter, making her chase after some scoundrel wanting to marry him!

The thief gritted his teeth and said, "This petty thug's path to happiness makes me feel especially cold-hearted!"

"These few lines of poetry have now spread among the brothers. Everyone can recite a couple of lines. They're thinking that if they ever get lucky enough to win over a rich young lady, their lives will be worthwhile." The thief said with longing.

"After the two met, that little rascal used sweet words to coax the maidservant next to the county magistrate's daughter."

"Have a maid deliver this to the magistrate's daughter, something like 'Thinking of You,' along with some snacks and candied fruits sold in the market, or perhaps some small ornaments like wooden hairpins. In short, just some inexpensive things."

"That county magistrate's daughter had never seen anything like it before, so naturally she was easily subdued. Now she's incredibly virtuous and obedient at home, completely subservient to her husband—everyone's so envious!"

The thief became more and more excited as he talked, acting like a fanatic who idolized the petty thug.

As she finished speaking, she unconsciously murmured, "One life, one generation, one pair of lovers, how can they be separated in two places? If love between two people is destined to last, why should they be together day and night?"

"That sounds good, it's an idea. However, I'm tall and strong, which doesn't suit the image of a scholar."

Xue Pinggui rubbed his broad shoulders and said with some distress.

"What's infuriating is that I saw the Prime Minister's daughter's expression soften before, and she even looked at me with admiration. But this time when I saw her again, not only was there no admiration, but she acted like a complete stranger." He was seething with resentment.

“Brother Gui, you’re wrong to think that way. Everyone has their own preferences.”

"Which county magistrate's daughter likes a sweet-talking, handsome scholar? And which rich young lady loves a strong, muscular, highly skilled, and incredibly reassuring young man in white robes?" the thief said with a wicked grin.

"Judging from the fact that the daughter of the Prime Minister's family admired Brother Gui before, she might just like this type."

"This time, Brother Gui doesn't seem to treat you as well as the previous times the daughter of the Prime Minister has treated you. It's probably because before, when you saw others in trouble and stepped in to help them, they had a good impression of you."

"But this time it happened to me, so I didn't realize it, since those daughters of officials are usually the most delicate and gentle."

“That makes sense. Perhaps the young lady from the Prime Minister’s residence was a little frightened this time, which is why she acted this way. After all, she’s always been so amiable before.” Xue Pinggui nodded and raised his eyebrows.

"However, Brother Gui, Prime Minister Wang is a high-ranking official in the court. What if he finds out that we seduced his third daughter and retaliates against us?"

"After all, it's easy for those rich and powerful families to make a few people disappear."

The thief had a hint of worry on his face. He didn't have the same ambition as Brother Gui, who wanted to climb up to the Prime Minister's mansion and become the Prime Minister's son-in-law.

I can only fantasize about being a son-in-law of a small landlord's family, and that would be wonderful!

Besides, he is, after all, the Prime Minister, a person second only to the emperor. I am genuinely a little worried.

Previously, I was blinded by Gui Ge's description that if he became the prime minister's son-in-law, I would also rise to prominence. Now, can Gui Ge really succeed?

"Don't worry, I've already inquired. Prime Minister Na dotes on the third young lady of the Na family the most. As long as the third young lady admires me and stands on my side."

"We won't be killed by that Prime Minister Wang, after all, parents can never go against their children's wishes!" Xue Pinggui said with a smug look on his face.

"Plus, it's all thanks to my good looks." Xue Pinggui touched his face and gave a wicked smile.

He could almost see Wang Baochuan completely infatuated with him, unable to control herself, and he himself, relying on his status as the son-in-law of the Prime Minister, securing a high-ranking official position in the court and enjoying unparalleled prestige!

"Brother Gui was right! He really is handsome; among all the people I've met, he's one of the best!"

The thief flattered him, saying he hoped that when Brother Gui became the son-in-law of the Prime Minister's family, he could give him a hand and let him enjoy a few days of happiness.

"Speaking of which, our plan failed this time. We didn't manage to get in touch with that young lady from the Prime Minister's mansion. How are we supposed to maintain contact with her now?"

"I just wanted to send some sour and candied fruits or something, but I don't know how to send them."

The thief turned his head and remembered the practical problem. Thinking about those things now was a bit too far off. The most urgent thing right now was to quickly capture the Prime Minister's daughter.

No matter how much you think about it, it's all just wishful thinking!

"That's easy to handle. Although I didn't manage to get close to the young lady of the Prime Minister's mansion this time, I think the maidservant next to her is quite grateful to me. I can make use of her."

"Have her mention me to the Prime Minister's daughter as much as possible. The more she hears about me, the more curious she will become and start paying attention to me. If I make a good impression, I won't have to worry about winning her over!"

Xue Pinggui's face revealed a confident expression, his tone exceptionally firm. He was determined to win over Wang Baochuan, the daughter of the Prime Minister!