Alternative Title: 快穿：宿主请你当一个哑巴美人
Author: 逢灯
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-10-26
Updated: 2025-10-26
All worlds are fictional; please do not conflate them with reality!
As an old-timer at the Space-Time Travel Bureau, Jiang Qiao spends her days either steeping goji berry tea or discussing health preservation with colleagues. Her colleagues often lament that Jiang Qiao's looks are wasted, as she's always clutching a large teacup.
Jiang Qiao, however, doesn't mind. She loves beautiful people, so...
Yes, that's right. Jiang Qiao unplugged the Main God's oxygen tube.
Jiang Qiao: "I didn't do it on purpose, do you believe me?"
Supervisor: "Do you think I believe you?"
Ultimately, Jiang Qiao was assigned by her supervisor to enter collapsing small worlds to collect the Main God's soul fragments, and she was even given a small system.
Never having been in love, Jiang Qiao encountered different types of fragments and chose to pursue love. But her methods of pursuing people seemed a bit unique!
The system, however, complained: "Host, you're so old-fashioned." Jiang Qiao: "You bumpkin, what do you know? This is charm." System: "..."
Besides wooing them, Jiang Qiao also had to complete hidden tasks, but these hidden tasks became increasingly outrageous.
When the villainess kidnaps her to prevent her from taking the college entrance exam, Jiang Qiao quips: "Darling, I've already been pre-accepted." When a terrifying NPC tries to eat her, Jiang Qiao replies: "Excuse me, I'm your superior." When the Ghost King chooses her to be his wife, she directly seizes power and marries the Ghost King herself.
When she transmigrates into a Mary Sue novel, she no longer troubles the delicate innocent girl but continues to be the glamorous female antagonist, maxing out black cards and being a beautiful bad woman!
When she transmigrates into a horror instance, she discovers youth pain literature is indeed a type of 'painful understanding' literature.