Quick Transmigration: I Became a Scumbag And Became a Universal Charmer

Entering the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Cen Yu's assigned task is to play various scumbags!

He has to be so despicable that the main character (shou) leaves him and turns to countless h...

Chapter 18 Transmigrated as a Stingy Phoenix Man

Upon hearing this, Cen Yu was so startled that he almost dropped his phone!

He thought it over and over, and felt that he had just pretended to be drunk perfectly, and Yu Xinyu should not have found out... After thinking it over, he decided to get straight to the point.

Cen Yu leaned back on the sofa and looked at Yu Xinyu—

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

“But I feel… you seem quite sober right now.” Yu Xinyu said aggrievedly, “When you collapsed on me at the door just now, I could tell you weren’t completely drunk.”

"You still have the strength to support your body."

Upon hearing this, Cen Yu immediately realized something was wrong.

A person who is dead drunk feels as heavy as if they were filled with lead, and they just fall straight down.

He wasn't familiar with Yu Xinyu, and although he fell on top of her, he was conscious and his body couldn't possibly be so weak that he couldn't support himself... Besides, he really couldn't put all his weight on Yu Xinyu.

He thought for a moment, then suddenly said—

"Can't you tell?"

"I don't want to attend the dinner party."

"Besides, Lou Baichuan is here too, what bad luck." He continued speaking according to Cen Yu's persona, but found that Yu Xinyu was just sitting on the stool looking at him. Only when his gaze turned away did he blink and smile.

"Lou Baichuan?" Yu Xinyu asked, "Is he your boss?"

"You saw him today?" Cen Yu felt a little uncomfortable under Yu Xinyu's gaze. He turned around and prepared to take off his coat, which was stained with the smell of alcohol. "What a pretentious guy."

—Brother, I'm already so low-class, please let me have my way!

Cen Yu shouted in his head, hoping that Yu Xinyu would quickly see through the scumbag's disgusting nature and discover the group of high-quality men surrounding him!

"Hmm." Yu Xinyu's voice came from behind Cen Yu.

"I really don't like him."

“…” Cen Yu remained silent for a moment.

I really want to turn around and open Yu Xinyu's head to take a look. She doesn't like Lou Baichuan? Then who does she like?

Do you like yourself?!

"Hehe, that's true." Cen Yu said, forcing a smile, "There are still too few good men like me."

"Never mind, I'm going to take a shower first." Cen Yu couldn't keep up the act any longer.

He decided to escape first.

So he raised his shoulders and took off his clothes, leaving only a black T-shirt that he wore underneath.

Cen Yu casually tossed his clothes onto the sofa. "Don't use the washing machine today either. 500 yuan is expensive. Wash them by hand!"

After saying that, he couldn't stand it anymore and ran back to his room as if fleeing a famine. He grabbed his change of clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

...

Yu Xinyu sat on the stool, watching Cen Yu's figure as he spoke with his back to him.

As the other person took off their coat, their black T-shirt was lifted up slightly by the coat.

The black T-shirt seemed to have good elasticity, as it rode up a bit with the jacket, and by the time Cen Yu took off his shirt, the T-shirt had rolled up above his sculpted muscles.

Cen Yu turned to the side, tossed his shirt onto the sofa with one hand, and immediately pulled down the T-shirt that was rolled up above his shark fin with the other.

The little angel blowing a trumpet appeared in Yu Xinyu's sight for a moment along with the snake bones on her lower abdomen, before being covered by the hem of Cen Yu's T-shirt.

After saying that, the other person's ears turned slightly red, and they practically fled the scene.

"cute."

Yu Xinyu sat on the stool and muttered to herself.

"So cute, baby."

As he spoke, he stood up, casually wiped his wet hands on the hem of his clothes a few times, and slowly walked to the sofa.

He stood quietly in front of the sofa for a while until he heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom, then slowly bent down and picked up the shirt that Cen Yu had thrown on the sofa.

It was a pullover knitted top. Yu Xinyu picked it up and touched the neckline.

I could smell a faint scent of alcohol, and the cypress-scented shower gel that Cen Yu usually used on his collar only had a trace of fragrance left.

Then there are two very noticeable perfumes.

The aroma of rum and patchouli, along with warm tobacco and black tea.

There was one on each side, each carrying the scent of perfume left by the two people. It was very faint, but Yu Xinyu could still smell the perfume, which was so faint that it was almost undetectable.

"You slut."

He said.

"Two bastards."

He rubbed Cen Yu's clothes hard, wishing they would turn into a cursed figure so he could strangle the two people who coveted Cen Yu.

—Lou Baichuan.

Yu Xinyu thought that although this person's behavior was not as obvious as Gao Lanyuan's.

But his attitude toward Cen Yu was also quite intriguing.

Yu Xinyu thought for a moment, and when he heard the sound of water running in the bathroom gradually stop, he hurriedly threw Cen Yu's clothes into the laundry tub over there.

He had just finished doing all that when he saw Cen Yu, who was only wearing gray pajamas, come out of the bathroom.

His towel was draped over his shoulders, and his hair was still dripping wet.

Seemingly not expecting Yu Xinyu to be waiting in front of the bathroom, his expression showed a moment of surprise, and his hand, which was drying his hair, paused for a moment.

Yu Xinyu's gaze followed the beauty mark under Cen Yu's eye to his chest, which was wet with water dripping from his hair.

A few water droplets flowed down Cen Yu's clearly defined muscles and landed on his lower abdomen, which was tattooed with snake bones and rotten apples.

The snake's tail was hidden at the edge of the pants...

Cen Yu felt a little uncomfortable and pulled his pants up slightly to cover part of the tattoo... The Yu Xinyu in front of him had no smile on her face and her gaze was heavy, making her seem like a complete stranger.

Cen Yu pulled the bath towel down a bit, just enough to cover her chest.

"What's wrong? Are you blocking my way while I'm changing?" he said, feigning impatience.

This time, Yu Xinyu didn't step aside; instead, his face showed a hint of concern...

"Honey, I just suddenly remembered something," Yu Xinyu said abruptly.

"?" Cen Yu was puzzled, but still asked, "What is it?"

Yu Xinyu looked at Cen Yu, his expression hesitant, "Maybe I'm overthinking it..." His voice suddenly became stammering.

"Although it's just my guess."

"But I feel... does Lou Baichuan not like you?" He quickly corrected himself as if he had said something wrong, "Maybe I'm overthinking it. He's your boss, how could he not like you? Honey, you're so capable at work..."

Hahaha!

Upon hearing Yu Xinyu's words, Cen Yu almost burst out laughing!

It's right that you don't like him! This proves the plot is completely on track!

Cen Yu patted Yu Xinyu's shoulder with relief, "It's okay if he doesn't like me, because I don't like him either."

As long as you two like each other, I'll be satisfied!