Quick Transmigration: I Became a Scumbag And Became a Universal Charmer

Entering the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Cen Yu's assigned task is to play various scumbags!

He has to be so despicable that the main character (shou) leaves him and turns to countless h...

Chapter 38 Transmigrated as a Stingy Phoenix Man

When Cen Yu returned to the bedroom and saw the double bed, her vision went black—

I almost forgot there's a big problem here.

He pretended to be dead and lay on the bed, pondering how to get through this part of the story. However, Yu Xinyu was completely oblivious to his good intentions. After returning to the bedroom, she smiled at him and said, "I'm going to take a bath too."

He looked at Cen Yu, who was lying on the bed like a dead dog, and said, "I've been traveling all morning and I'm a little tired, so I'll take a nap first."

"No!" Upon hearing this, Cen Yu instantly transformed from a dead dog into someone who seemed to have been injected with chicken blood.

He wished he could jump out of bed right then and there.

He glanced at Yu Xinyu, thought for a moment, and suddenly felt as if a lightbulb had suddenly gone off in his head.

"Lou Baichuan just called me to say he bought a computer and wants me to come over and take a look."

He chuckled at Yu Xinyu, "You go to sleep first, don't wait for me, I'll be back after I finish my work."

Without waiting for Yu Xinyu to return, he quickly fled the bedroom.

Standing in the bedroom, Yu Xinyu watched the other person's departing figure—even though she knew Cen Yu would definitely run away, seeing him now still inevitably brought unpleasant feelings to Yu Xinyu's heart.

He stood there, letting his bad mood build up, until a few minutes later, he slowly walked to the bedside table in the bedroom and turned on his phone.

...

Cen Yu dashed away from his residence, then realized he hadn't asked Lou Baichuan where he lived, so he immediately sent Lou Baichuan a message—

[Cen Yu: Brother Chuan, did you buy the computer yet?]

Lou Baichuan: Hmm.

[Cen Yu: That's great! I was just thinking about it, and I'm still a little uneasy if I don't handle this myself... Could you tell me about your room, and I'll see how to modify it.]

Lou Baichuan Initiates Shared Location Services

When Cen Yu saw the location Lou Baichuan posted, he realized that his villa wasn't too far from where they lived. He was too lazy to call the housekeeper, so he simply used the navigation to wander over there.

He wandered along the path hidden by trees, and unexpectedly found himself at an open-air hot spring pool.

"..." Cen Yu.

He immediately stopped in his tracks.

He glanced around warily, then decided to turn back immediately.

Haha, just kidding. When a place like this appears in a novel, it's meant to trigger a plot point, okay?

He was about to turn around when, to his surprise, someone snatched his phone away. Before he could even see who it was, someone grabbed his arm.

"Brother Pei."

Cen Yu cursed under his breath and glanced at the person who had grabbed him.

He was wearing a black polo shirt and black pants, looked quite strong, but his appearance was unremarkable. He didn't look friendly at me, and when he spoke, he was referring to the private hot spring.

Could it be a bodyguard or something?

Before Cen Yu could figure it out, he heard a voice behind him—

"If you keep bothering me like this, I'll have no choice but to call the police."

The voice sounded familiar, as if I had just heard it not long ago… Cen Yu thought to herself, “No way,” and then turned her head to see the man in a bathrobe appear behind her—

It turned out to be Pei Zhe, whom I had just seen on TV.

Looking at himself, his expression was no longer that of someone with an air of superiority in front of the camera; his eyes were filled with disgust.

Disgust?!

Cen Yu suddenly felt like he was walking along fine, but was bitten by a mad dog.

“You’ve been following me and even planning to take pictures of me without my consent. If you keep doing this, I’ll have no choice but to send you to the police station.”

"No..." Cen Yu was about to say that she didn't know him at all!

There was absolutely no intention of following him; it was purely coincidental.

The bodyguard completely ignored him, as if he suspected the bodyguard had secretly taken some photos on his phone, and was about to throw the phone on the ground.

"Hold!"

Cen Yu immediately cursed and snatched his phone back.

The bodyguard seemed to have not expected this "stalker" to be so arrogant, and he got angry. He grabbed Cen Yu's shoulder, clenched his fist, and prepared to punch him.

Cen Yu originally wanted to speak properly, but now his temper flared up. He never tolerated non-plot characters—anyway, he didn't care about being out of character for non-plot characters!

Just as the bodyguard clenched his fist and swung it at him, he simply turned his head to dodge the attack.

The next second he smiled at the bodyguard and beckoned with his finger—

"come over."

As soon as he finished speaking, he leaped up the instant the bodyguard attacked.

He pressed his hands against the bodyguard's neck, and at the same time raised his knee, delivering several forceful blows to the man's chest.

Then he quickly created distance and kicked the man into the bushes next to him with a side kick... After he finished beating the bodyguard, he slowly turned to look at Pei Zhe.

"Idiot." Cen Yu smiled at Pei Zhe. "Go to hell."

Pei Zhe seemed surprised that the bodyguard he had hired was taken care of so quickly... but Cen Yu's tough attitude made him realize that he might have misunderstood something.

Not long after, Cen Yu's phone rang.

He opened the call and found it was from Lou Baichuan.

He immediately pressed the speakerphone button to connect.

"Where are you? Are you lost?" Lou Baichuan asked on the phone, seemingly wondering why Cen Yu hadn't arrived at his villa yet.

"Hehe, got bitten by a dog." Cen Yu said, looking at Pei Zhe.

"A dog?" Lou Baichuan sounded a little surprised. He hurriedly asked, "Where are you? I'm coming right away. You might need a rabies vaccine."

"Hehe, I don't think that's necessary." Cen Yu looked at Pei Zhe sarcastically. "It looks like a fine, expensive dog, but its owner doesn't take good care of it. It has no manners and likes to bite people randomly."

"..." Even Lou Baichuan could feel Cen Yu's sarcastic and abusive tone.

He pondered for a moment, and finally said to Cen Yu, "Don't turn off the sharing, I'll be right there."

After hanging up Lou Baichuan's call, Cen Yu looked at Pei Zhe without saying a word.

Even if Pei Zhe were stupid, he could sense that he had misunderstood something. Besides, he wasn't stupid... It was just that he had been so harassed by a stalker that he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, which is why he mistakenly thought that Cen Yu, who had just approached him and was holding a phone, was the stalker who had been following him.

Realizing he had misunderstood, he immediately put on a very apologetic expression.

He looked at Cen Yu sincerely, then explained all the reasons for his misunderstanding, and then said apologetically, "Because that stalker always appears and disappears without a trace... I have never seen his face, I only knew he was a young man from his voice, so I had a preconceived notion."

He apologized to Cen Yu several more times, then looked at Cen Yu.

Cen Yu smiled at him again—

"Woof woof woof".

It means, "Stop barking like a dog."

Since you love barking so much, all I can do is bark back.