Question: You transmigrated to become the evil big boss of a murder mystery game right after the final scene. What kind of ending will you face?
Yu Ling: Thanks for the invitation, I know thi...
And so the host kept changing tables and food.
Yu Ling kept saying, "Hahaha, I love eating this the most...!"
In short, he didn't even touch the table, yet he "luckily" didn't get to eat a single dish of this culinary disaster.
The host was stunned, the audience was stunned, and online netizens started spamming the bullet screen with comments and messages such as: "Stop acting, the show is too ugly."
Su Zhe, who was watching from the waiting area in the blind spot of the camera, was also a little surprised. Didn't he know whether the production team and his own artist knew each other? It was just an accident!
Finally, the female host couldn't sit still any longer when she saw the budget burning so fast. She gritted her teeth and brought out the large iron table used to display ingredients in the kitchen.
It's welded iron, very sturdy. Even if an earthquake occurs and the house collapses, the table won't collapse.
Then, a plate of crispy, oily, and crunchy bamboo worms was placed on the iron table.
"Due to a problem with the props, we were a little delayed. Now, let's restart the official challenge! Teacher Han, are you ready?"
The host, with a professional fake smile, handed the microphone to Yu Ling.
"Ready, I love eating..." Yu Ling was just about to chime in when the microphone was taken away.
The table didn't collapse, proving that quality is still crucial. The host finally moved on to the next segment.
"Alright friends, click on the page at the bottom of the screen, or log in to the official account of the program 'You Dare Not Eat? I'll Challenge Everything!' to participate in the interactive event and win big prizes!"
Although she didn't know the reason, the quick-witted host who interrupted Yu Ling's "spell" had already picked up her cue cards and started reciting her script. She continued...
"This week's question is: How many levels can Han Hao conquer? A: Level 0. B: Levels 1-3. C: Levels 4-9. D: All 10 levels!"
Alright, those who leave comments in the comment section will also have a chance to participate in the event and let's hand the screen back to today's challenger!
The director immediately cut to the scene, showing Yu Ling carefully holding the fried bamboo worms and examining them closely.
Hmm, actually, it looks quite appetizing, and it seems like it will taste delicious.
Yu Ling simply dislikes ugly food, not the ingredients themselves. She naturally felt the same way about insects. Now that she figured she couldn't avoid them anyway, she became somewhat eager to try the dish.
For the sake of the show's effect, Yu Ling's performance was extremely reluctant, but she couldn't resist the fact that the fried insects were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with excellent meat quality. Surprisingly, the more she chewed, the more fragrant they became...
Yu Ling couldn't stop eating them, one after another, which made the viewers watching the show very envious.
Why am I not happy at all when Han is having a bad time? Instead, I'm starting to think these bugs are really delicious.
—Same as above, I'm already drooling.
—Is this really not a mukbang (eating broadcast)? It's making me hungry.
—Wake up, upstairs! These are bugs!!! But they look really good... *slurp*
Aside from the extremely nauseating-looking food, Yu Ling endured the entire show despite his reluctance to eat. However, he ate too fast, leaving a long gap between the end of the challenge and the end of the show.
When the host was sent up to warm up the audience, Yu Ling was still chugging down a strange-tasting beverage similar to Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water, something that would deter most people from even taking a sip! But for Yu Ling, all the flavors made from herbs were designed to irritate him.
"Alright, alright, thank you for your hard work, our challenger Han Hao! Today, he successfully passed all 7 levels. Did you guess correctly?"
The host, who had ruthlessly snatched the strange-tasting drink, was already reciting her closing remarks. Listening to the director's voice in her earpiece, she decided to have Han Hao perform a talent to fill the time gaps in the program. She said...
"Alright, our production team is also very excited to have Mr. Han Hao with us, so we have a small favor to ask..."
"Well, since you know it's an unreasonable request, then don't say it." Yu Ling transformed into Yu the Debater.
"..." The host was speechless for a moment, but in the end, he still upheld high professional ethics and skillfully used his words to hand over the empty stage to Yu Ling.
Yu Ling's greatest skill is actually one-to-one imitation, using her powerful spiritual sense to copy, rather than having any real artistic talent.
But he didn't like the greasy dance the original owner performed, and stealing other people's ideas was also boring, so he had to improvise. He borrowed an ordinary folding fan and performed a piece of martial arts, the most flashy fan technique that the former leader of the Demonic Sect knew.
Standing in the center of the stage, she opens her fan with a commanding presence. Unlike the gentle, flowing, and graceful movements of modern fan dances, Yu Ling's every fan-opening movement appears so unrestrained and dashing, like a true martial arts hero who has traveled through time.
Up to this point, the art style was still quite normal.
Gradually, whether it was due to Yu Ling's bad luck or the fact that the Longevity Turtle Breathing Technique could actually allow ordinary people to barely use a little bit of martial arts, when Yu Ling used the fan technique, as she lightly raised her wrist, invisible waves of energy continuously spewed outwards.
Yu Ling raised her knees and swung the fan into the air. The fan surface swirled and rolled like a dragon.
The fan technique is indeed an extremely mysterious skill.
Yu Ling's appearance not only elicited a barrage of "Wow!" comments from the live stream audience, but everyone present, from the director and cameramen to the cleaning staff, was deeply captivated by the transformation.
Yu Ling's movements were already very fast, but he couldn't fully control the fan in his hand with an ordinary person's body. Every time he swung it, he would suffer a minor injury. However, he felt no pain at all, and instead fanned himself with even more vigor!
—End of Fan Martial Arts—
"Wow! That was amazing, absolutely amazing! Thank you Han Hao for this impromptu fan dance, it was truly an eye-opener for us!"
Alright, that's all for this episode. See you tomorrow at the same time for another challenge of all sorts of bizarre culinary creations! I'm your host, Qingqing! See you next time, viewers!
The female host had long forgotten Yu Ling's terrible behavior. After quickly finishing her lines, she stared at Yu Ling with starry eyes and asked for her autograph.
But she was ultimately disappointed.
Because Yu Ling had already run away, and she had run very far away.
After a round of fan-fighting, Yu Ling felt unbearably hot all over, her clothes were soaked with sweat, especially the cut on her right hand, from which blood was flowing out.
Su Zhe led his men on their return journey. Yu Ling took out some ointment from the first-aid kit in the car, applied it to the wound as a pretense, and then began to calm her previously disordered breathing.
But the bad luck kept piling up, and Yu Ling didn't know where she was going wrong. She felt her vision go black and she finally managed to stop the wrong Longevity Turtle Breathing Technique before collapsing into the car.
This time, Yu Ling did not remain clear-headed, but instead truly fell into a deep sleep due to exhaustion.
When Yu Ling woke up again, she felt tightness in her chest, shortness of breath, weakness all over her body, and her head felt heavy. There was also a furry thing pressing down on her.
[Huh? Host, Su Zhe picked me up and took me home, hehe, I've finally been waiting for you~]