"I'm sorry, Mr. Han, the hospital has experienced a sudden power outage. The backup power supply is still under construction and the repair time is uncertain. Please rest in your bed for a while and be careful not to touch your wound. Once the power is restored, we will arrange your surgery as soon as possible! We are so sorry!"

The young nurse, wheeled out of the hospital, had red eyes and kept bowing and apologizing. It seemed she had been scolded by other patients before coming to him, and there were sobs between her words.

Actually, I should be the one apologizing... Who told your hospital to be so unlucky as to take in such a jinx like me?

Yu Ling thought to herself, feeling a great deal of bad luck.

"Did you cause the power outage at the hospital?" he asked.

Upon hearing this, the nurse quickly shook her head in denial.

"Yeah, it's not because of you that you're here to apologize to the patient on behalf of the hospital. You don't need to be so cowardly, okay?"

There's no point in making things difficult for a junior nurse. Although Yu Ling still speaks as bluntly as the original owner, she doesn't intentionally cause trouble.

"Okay, I got it. You can go ahead and get busy."

The young nurse naturally recognized the infamous sharp-tongued Han Hao. She had been pushed here by others to be scolded and had even mentally prepared herself. Upon hearing Yu Ling's words, she immediately ran away as if relieved.

Then……

"ah--"

A scream followed by a series of thuds as the nurse fell to the ground.

system:【……】

Yu Ling quickly activated her Qi Observation Technique and looked outside. Sure enough, there was a small clump of bad luck moving in the corridor.

"What do you mean? I just didn't swear at her and was a little nicer to her, so how did I get all the bad luck for her?"

[Host, I think you've just had too much bad luck. You catch it from even the slightest bit of close contact with someone.]

Although the system didn't know how to read qi, it had encountered many different protagonist and villain characters and quickly drew a conclusion.

[If they're not mistaken, right now, you're in a state where praising someone brings bad luck, and scolding someone brings good fortune—completely opposite to the female lead, who's in a proactive and passive position!]

So, does this mean I should never speak again, and the only way I can speak is by swearing?

Yu Ling lay on the hospital bed, feeling utterly hopeless. Time seemed to drag on endlessly, and the ticking of the clock seemed to mock her impending doom.

"Never mind, system, let me see what I gained from the last world first so I can have some fun."

[Okay, host~]

The system instantly unfolds a semi-transparent panel.

Name: Yu Ling

Gender: Male (variable)

age:???

Race: Demon

Level: Beginner Survivor

Main quest: Survive!

Side quests: None

System Level: Level 1

Skill slot: Longevity Turtle Breathing Technique

System Inventory: Savior Badge

System Shop: Now Open

Survival Points: (-50-10-5-5-5-5-5+36*100)

In the last world, the average lifespan was too short. Yu Ling only lived for 35 more years before she died. Subtracting the system's body, plant nutrient solution, and a bunch of books on wilderness survival that she bought (to help the Northern King solve his problems).

I'm almost at 20,000 survival points; that's a number that's driving perfectionists crazy.

"Open the system store."

Okay!

"The Art of Choosing a Investor," "How to Serve Investors Well," "Acting Skills Improvement Techniques," "Master of Facial Expression Management," "Body Movements and Body Portrayal"... all useless.

Turn to the next page: a lucky charm bracelet, a funnel of fate, an earring-shaped danger warning radar...

These do seem somewhat useful.

But Yu Ling thought she would live a year before going to the next world. Seeing that there were no necessities, she asked the system to close the shop and was about to lie down to rest.

"Thump thump thump~~"

A knock came at the door.

If it were a medical worker knocking on the door, she should have just come in, but this person didn't. So Yu Ling had to stand up, her arm hanging limply from her self-treatment, and walk towards the door.

He opened the doorway:

"Who are you looking for?"

"Hmm? Mr. Han Hao, of course he's looking for you."

A man in a black suit and sunglasses walked in and handed him a lunchbox.

Yu Ling asked in confusion:

"Did you deliver to the wrong place? I didn't order anything."

As Yu Ling was looking down at her food, the black-haired man disguised as a bodyguard's eyes lit up, he grinned, took out a plastic bottle from his hand and was about to splash an unknown liquid.

A sizzling, burning sound was heard, indicating that the liquid was highly corrosive.

But Xiao Hei couldn't laugh out loud.

Because Yu Ling used her lunchbox as a shield, the food was splashed back at her.

Xiao Hei's face began to turn red, and he screamed repeatedly, alarming the other staff members. He was then contacted by the police and taken away.

Good luck!

You must recover!

"I believe you didn't do it on purpose!"

"Keep hopeful about life, haha... cough!"

Watching Xiao Hei being dragged away by the police, Yu Ling frantically stacked buffs on him from behind until he was so afflicted by bad luck that he could no longer be seen.

If you can't cure the original owner, you can at least cure yourself? This man-made accident has nothing to do with the cloud above his head.

Damn it, you didn't throw sulfuric acid at the original owner who was living so carefree for so long, but I've only been here for a day and you're already running into the line of fire.

Even if I didn't give you a single piece of "auspicious cloud," I would still feel bad for you choosing such a good time.

Yu Ling leaned against the wall, her eyes fixed on the doorway.

no.

It seems the original owner was hated by many.

The hospital security is terrible. Even if he could manage to block them, it would be too much trouble. He has to leave here as soon as possible!

"I want to be discharged from the hospital," Yu Ling said to the person in charge.

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