Quick Transmigration: I Rely on the Blind Date System to撩遍All the Male Gods

Singles for many years, Chu Xinxin: "Huh? What system?" Chu Xinxin: "I don't want a blind date. I'd rather stay single for a lifetime and jump off this mountain than go on a bli...

Chapter 106 The Goddess's Side Job

Perhaps because she had soaked in cold water for too long, Chu Xinxin suddenly experienced severe pain in her lower abdomen in the middle of the night.

My forehead was covered in cold sweat.

"pain......"

Chu Xinxin's voice was weak and trembling, but immediately, a pair of dry and hot hands pressed against her.

With gentle, large hands, Chu Xinxin's pain subsided, and she quickly fell asleep again.

I slept until it was broad daylight.

Perhaps she slept too well, for her face was radiant, as if she had been thoroughly nourished.

When she woke up, Nan Guangyu was no longer there, but a group of maids were left to serve her.

"Goddess, this is the Red Cloud Fruit that the Demon Lord went to Red Mountain to retrieve early this morning."

Red cloud fruit is used to warm the uterus.

The maids served them with utmost care, afraid that they might do something wrong and offend their future Demon Lord's wife.

"Where is the Demon Lord?"

Chu Xinxin asked while eating red cloud fruit.

"The Demon Lord has gone to the border."

"Where are you going?"

"Fighting with your father."

"Oh... Ah!"

Chu Xinxin then remembered that she was the daughter of a priest. She was so used to hearing people call her "goddess" that she had forgotten that this was also an identity.

After the maids left, Chu Xinxin urgently summoned the system.

Sister, I'm here.

"Quickly, while the Demon Lord is away, let's find a way to escape."

She feared that if it were any later, she would ruin her reputation in her later years.

You'll have to rely on yourself. There are too many powerful demons and monsters in this demon palace; I dare not wander around aimlessly.

There was someone at the door, so Chu Xinxin jumped out the window.

The Demon Palace was extremely luxurious, filled with rare treasures, and even the carpets were made of the finest animal furs.

In the distance, there are many magnificent, glittering palaces.

They were all made of pure gold, and Chu Xinxin was almost blinded by the sheer amount of gold.

As a result, Chu Xinxin stepped on the ferocious beast Taotie, which was lying on the ground sleeping.

"System." Chu Xinxin, hiding in the shadows and touching her shoulder that had almost been bitten off, asked expressionlessly, "How many laxatives can one energy point be exchanged for?"

One hundred bottles!

"Get it fixed."

While the gluttonous beast was still searching for the little divine flower, a pile of powder emitting the same fragrance suddenly appeared before its eyes.

Its eyes lit up, and like a dog, it lunged forward with its tongue lolling out, swallowing the powder and dirt in one gulp.

Chu Xinxin counted down in her mind: "Three, two, one..."

Taotie's face suddenly turned a deep liver color, and it squeezed its hind legs together, running wildly toward the outhouse in a very awkward posture.

Later, Chu Xinxin heard that it had been squatting in the outhouse for three days and three nights, and the beast was completely exhausted.

"I'll let you eat anything, hmph."

At this moment, Chu Xinxin was unaware that after dealing with the Taotie, she continued to explore the Demon Palace.

After two days of observation, I finally discovered the weakest point: the door closest to the laundry room.

There were only two or three guards there, and many demons from outside were coming and going.

The only troublesome thing is the female demon in the laundry room.

They became very wary as soon as Chu Xinxin approached.

As Chu Xinxin met their gazes, she thought: I need to find a way to infiltrate the enemy.

She hadn't come up with a solution yet, but the opportunity presented itself.

That day, Chu Xinxin was surveying the terrain as usual when she passed by the garden and suddenly saw two young and beautiful female demons chatting while guarding the laundry room.

One was crying, and the other was trying to comfort her.

Chu Xinxin approached and listened. It turned out that the female demon who was crying had lost her husband in a war between gods and demons a hundred years ago and had been a widow ever since.

Another female demon advised, "Your scumbag husband has affairs, abuses his wife, and is always eyeing your assets. What's there to cry about?"

The weeping female demon didn't know why she was crying; she only cried because everyone said her husband's death was tragic.

But her life is indeed better than before.

No one hit her, and she even had a little money...

Seeing this, Chu Xinxin couldn't help but speak up: "Hey, stop crying, this is a happy occasion, why are you crying?"

"who?!"

The two female demons turned around and, seeing that it was Chu Xinxin, a stranger, immediately asked warily, "What happy occasion?"

"Don't you know?" Chu Xinxin ignored their wariness and sat down opposite them with an incredulous look on her face.

The two female demons were completely bewildered: "Know what?"

"Let me tell you, the three great joys of a demon's life are—getting promoted, getting rich, and losing her husband."

This idea was so novel that the two female demons couldn't quite grasp it at first.

Chu Xinxin said "Hi," leaned forward to get closer to them, and said earnestly, "Promotion and wealth, it's easy to understand, right?"

The two female demons nodded.

"It's even easier to understand if your husband died, especially in your case."

Chu Xinxin pointed at the crying female demon: "I'm asking you, is your husband handsome?"

The female demon recalled her husband's small eyes, flat nose, big mouth, and those big yellow teeth, and she felt like she was shaking her head off.

"Is he good to you?"

"not good."

"Do they have money and power?"

"No."

"That solves everything!" Chu Xinxin excitedly slapped her thigh. "Look, he's gone, but he's made room for you... with that figure..."

Chu Xinxin looked at the demoness's slender waist with admiration, then shifted her gaze to the demoness's face: "Your face..."

"What's wrong?"

The female demon touched her tear-stained face and asked.

"Let me tell you, if I were a man, I would have married you long ago," Chu Xinxin said regretfully.

The female demon had probably never been praised so directly before, and her face immediately turned red: "It's not as exaggerated as you say."

"Yes," Chu Xinxin said confidently. "With your qualities, wouldn't it be better to marry a hot-blooded young man?"

Just then, a group of guards passed by.

Chu Xinxin covered her mouth and whispered in the female demon's ear, "Look at the one on the far right of the second row. He looked at you more than three times when he passed by. He must be interested in you. If you think he's okay too, I'll play matchmaker for you later."

The female demon looked up, just as the guard was also looking over.

He was just conducting a routine patrol, but in the eyes of the female demon, it was evidence that he had been spying.

The guards of the Demon Palace were certainly not just for show; their long legs and long arms made the female demon blush and her heart race.

Chu Xinxin immediately patted her chest and assured everyone that she would take care of it.

Let's get right to it.

Chu Xinxin, using the Demon Lord's name, half-coaxed and half-tricked the guard into going on a blind date with the female demon.

The female demon was already interested, and the guard, seeing her gentle and considerate nature, was completely captivated and they got married the very next day.

Sister, if you were as fast as them, we would have wiped out the three thousand minor worlds long ago.

"Shut up, it's because I'm better than you."

Chu Xinxin complained.

After the guard and the female demon got married, they lived a blissful life, much to the envy of the other demons.

Suddenly, all the single, unmarried male and female demons came to Chu Xinxin for help in finding a match.

Chu Xinxin deliberately chose a few laundromats as her priority. The laundromats spread the word, and when Chu Xinxin went to the laundromats again, she was no longer met with indifference.

......

On the other side.

The chieftain of the gods and the demon lord of the demon race have gathered at the border between the two races, and war is imminent.

However, the demons possessed the goddess, which made the gods hesitant to act rashly.

Inside the demon camp, Nan Guangyu leaned lazily back in his chair and asked his subordinates, "What did the gods say?"

"Reporting to the Demon Lord, the gods ask what the conditions are for exchanging the goddess."

"They can forget about it."

Nan Guangyu murmured softly.

Little Demon didn't hear clearly and asked again, "Demon Lord?"

Nan Guangyu's expression was inscrutable, and he did not reply.

Little Demon bent down even lower.

"The goddess must be sent back, but now is not the time."

"That......"

"Go and tell the gods to send the Kunlun Stone here."

"yes."

The camp fell silent again.

Nan Guangyu closed his eyes.

A wisp of demonic energy emanated from his fingertips and drifted out of the tent.

After a long time, Nan Guangyu finally sensed his clone in the capital city, the younger version of Nan Guangyu.

The young Nan Guangyu was kicked in the ground by Ying Zhao, but the gods spared no expense to save him, and he is almost fully recovered now.

As soon as he recovers, he will immediately set off for the border to rescue the goddess.

If Nan Guangyu gets injured again, he can take this opportunity to ask the goddess for her hand in marriage, and the priest should agree.

The only difficulty lies in the goddess's attitude.

What exactly are that "system" and "favorability"?

As for Mengji...

Nan Guangyu took out the Yaoqing Grass, thinking it wasn't a problem.