Singles for many years, Chu Xinxin: "Huh? What system?" Chu Xinxin: "I don't want a blind date. I'd rather stay single for a lifetime and jump off this mountain than go on a bli...
Chu Xinxin: ......
"Don't be like that." Bai Ze saw that Chu Xinxin looked annoyed and quickly explained, "You just talk, I'll do the talking, find buyers and negotiate prices, and run around. You should at least get 20% of the service fee."
Chu Xinxin looked Bai Ze up and down.
Bai Ze was dressed in a white robe, with long, willow-like eyebrows and a gentle smile. He didn't look like someone who was greedy for money at all.
She couldn't help but ask, "Are all you auspicious beasts so short of money?"
Bai Ze's lips twitched: "Damn it, stop talking! I got swindled out of three hundred divine coins by two minor gods today, making my already impoverished family even worse off..."
Chu Xinxin: "What family? There's only one of your kind in the world, a monster so powerful. Don't tell me you're hermaphroditic and gave birth to a litter of baby Bai Ze."
"Ahem," Bai Ze's face turned slightly ugly after being exposed, so he quickly changed the subject: "Divine coins, who doesn't love them? Let's talk about cooperation instead."
Bai Ze's meaning is roughly that Chu Xinxin told him about her type, and then he took the information and went out to sell it.
Of course, it would be best if he could even arrange the order of Chu Xinxin's blind dates, that way he would receive even more divine coins, hehehe...
Chu Xinxin looked complicated after hearing this. She thought Bai Ze should just go into business. It's such a waste for him to be a mythical beast.
"How about it, Goddess? My idea is great. You can find your ideal husband while making money. Most importantly, you don't have to worry about anything. I'll take care of all the work."
Chu Xinxin: "If we split it in half, I'll agree."
Bai Ze: "Sigh, what 'system'? What 'exposed'...?"
Chu Xinxin was coerced and had no choice but to reluctantly agree.
"I don't really have any particular preferences. As long as someone is good-looking and has a good figure, that's about right."
After saying that, Chu Xinxin thought that some gods could change their appearance at will, so she quickly added, "But it must be their original appearance."
Bai Ze understood.
"Goddess, do you have any other preferences?"
Yes, but...
Chu Xinxin was a little embarrassed. How could she bring up the six-pointed star on her left chest? This hobby sounded rather improper.
Besides, you can't exactly ask someone to undress you on the very first day of a blind date.
Chu Xinxin thought and thought but still couldn't figure out how to say it, so she had no choice but to give up for now: "Never mind, let's leave it at that for now."
She comforted herself, thinking that if it really was the same person, she would definitely be able to tell.
"Goddess, this won't do. You only have two points. You should be more detailed, preferably two or three hundred, so we can sell them for more money."
Bai Ze advised.
Chu Xinxin thought that made sense, so she listed nearly two hundred points about Xiao Linyi and Shen Tianye's personality traits and preferences.
Bai Ze, beaming with delight, noted it down and then got up to take his leave.
"Goddess, rest assured, everything in the world operates according to rules, I will not cause any trouble."
It means he won't tell the priest.
Just as Chu Xinxin was relieved, Bai Ze moved closer to her, his eyes narrowed into slits, looking particularly cunning and scheming: "Of course, whether I care or not depends on my mood."
They threatened me again.
Chu Xinxin was threatened twice in a row, and this was the last straw.
"Then go and talk to the priest. Instead of living in constant fear, why not just get it over with?"
Chu Xinxin had calmed down: "I also want to see whether the priest believes me or you."
The priest cherished the goddess like a precious jewel; how could he possibly do anything to her based on just a few words?
Bai Ze's mind raced for a moment, then he immediately put on a warm smile: "Just kidding, I'm off now."
"etc."
Chu Xinxin suddenly remembered something: "Last time you told my group of divine servants that if you threw me into the abyss, I would die, right?"
Holy crap, how did she know?!
Oh no, if the priest finds out, he might also arrest him and send him to Zhonghuang Mountain for suppression.
A ripple finally appeared on Bai Ze's usually calm face: "This, this... Goddess, I'm sorry, they just gave us too many divine coins."
Chu Xinxin: "You get three, I get seven. No bargaining."
Bai Ze reluctantly agreed to the deal.
......
After Bai Ze left...
Chu Xinxin immediately closed the door.
After a long while, the system cautiously called out: "Sister."
Chu Xinxin gave a lukewarm "humph".
[Sister, sob sob, please don't be angry.]
"I'm not angry, not at all. We're in the same boat anyway, if I die, you won't survive either."
Chu Xinxin hummed twice more.
The system, its voice trembling with tears, cried out: "Waaah, sister, I wanted to remind you, but it was too late! The priest is here whenever he says so; I dared not utter a sound."
Chu Xinxin said angrily, "You dodged so quickly at the crucial moment, you must have a way of predicting things! Are you going to tell me or not?"
The system's voice was hesitant and reluctant: "Okay, alright, I'll try to think of a solution."
Chu Xinxin waited.
In no time, about half a minute, the system was up and running.
[Look at the system homepage; I've set a red dot on the taskbar.]
Chu Xinxin brought up the system page and indeed saw a small red dot that hadn't been there before.
A flashing red dot indicates approaching danger; we can still speak during this time. A constantly lit red dot means danger is present, and our connection is severed.
Chu Xinxin glanced at the system homepage. Hmm, there were no red dots lit up, which meant that it was just her and the system in the Goddess Palace.
"Why didn't you release this feature sooner?"
[I only remembered this feature existed after you mentioned it.]
"You're lying. You just want to see my soul crushed so you can find the next host."
[Sobbing, sister, I'm more wronged than Dou E! How could I be such a person? I'll tell you again, I'm sincere towards you, you're my sister, my only sister...]
The system and Chu Xinxin were bantering, completely unaware that a powerful, pure, and mysterious demonic aura was approaching from the border of the divine race, which was 108,000 miles away from the Goddess Palace.
The magical energy ignored the barrier that the gods were so proud of and passed through without alerting any guards.
It didn't seem like demonic energy, but rather like the aura of a god.
Under the cover of night, the demonic energy swept close to the ground towards the capital of the gods.
Perhaps because they were going too fast, the roadside weeds were being rustled and made a "poof" sound, and one of the guards finally realized something was wrong.
"who!"
The guard, spear in hand, leaped over to investigate. Parting the grass, he saw a wild rabbit grazing.
"Agu, you're being too paranoid. The barrier is so strong, even if the demons have great abilities, they can't come over silently. Don't worry, come back quickly."
"Yes, Agu, don't scare the little rabbit."
"Is Agu craving rabbit meat? Hahaha..."
Agu's companion laughed.
Agu realized he was overthinking things. After chasing the rabbit away, he returned to his position and continued to watch intently in the direction of the demons...