Jin Shu was nothing more than a 'white moonlight' whose spiritual power was destroyed in a cultivation novel. The men who once loved and protected her became infatuated with a junior sister...
[What?! Five thousand kilometers?! Anchor, are you asleep?! The longest distance in my country is only five thousand five hundred kilometers! You just made it five thousand kilometers!]
The professionalism of today's livestreamers is so low; they can say anything. Do they even know what 5,000 kilometers means? They're just spouting nonsense.
[Hilarious! A rain-dropping missile with a range of 5,000 kilometers? Do you think this is an intercontinental ballistic missile?]
[It's probably fifty kilometers. The streamer mispronounced it. There's nothing to criticize, since the streamer is good-looking. I can forgive that.]
The screen was flooded with comments, all of them sarcastic or mocking.
At this time, quite a few people in the company were paying attention to the live stream, including Manager Zhao and others.
Manager Zhao was just figuring out how to get rid of this girl, but he didn't expect that she would make a fool of herself without him having to put in any effort.
"Hahahaha, five thousand kilometers!! Hahahaha, she actually dared to say that! Isn't she afraid of being laughed at!"
"They're rushing to sell a model like this? If this weren't our own company's livestream, I would have reported them for false advertising! And they're still not shutting them down!"
"Hurry up and make her stop streaming. Don't embarrass herself. Honestly, I feel embarrassed for her."
"Hahahaha, the general manager has really shot himself in the foot. He clearly only liked Jin Shu because she's pretty, but he kept making excuses about valuing talent. Now look what he's done, Jin Shu has completely slapped him in the face!"
Manager Zhao stopped his subordinate who was about to notify him to end the broadcast, and smiled slightly as he looked at the live stream.
"What's the rush? Let's wait and see. Maybe she still has some special skills she hasn't shown yet."
Of course, Manager Zhao wouldn't let her end the broadcast so easily. Opportunities to see her make a fool of herself like this are rare, so she had to cherish this chance.
I've been wanting to get back at that general manager for a while now, and this is the perfect opportunity to make him look bad!
At this moment, the general manager also felt a burning pain on his face, and the live broadcast had to be manually ended by Jin Shu.
No matter how he tried to signal her, Jin Shu remained unmoved and continued introducing her rain bomb without changing her expression.
"Five thousand kilometers is my conservative estimate; the actual distance may be even longer."
This live stream operates with integrity and will never engage in false advertising. We will compensate tenfold for any false claims. Reports are welcome.
[Hahaha, they even offer a tenfold refund for fakes, and then they send you eleven small missiles when you place an order.]
What a beautiful streamer! It's a pity she's an idiot.
Why don't you dance for everyone? Maybe then they'll forgive you.
[You say you haven't made false claims, then prove it to me! My hometown, Bozhou County, Qinghai Province, is over 3,000 kilometers away from you. It's a place that rarely gets rain and is prone to drought, and this year it's experiencing a once-in-a-century drought. If what you're saying is true, then go ahead and launch one and see!]
[The person above is right! Streamer, aren't you supposed to be operating with integrity? Just launch one to prove it!]
[To the guy above, your comment just exposes the truth! How pointless!]
[Hahaha, it's so fun to tease this idiot! I'll see how she tries to brag next.]
She will most likely choose to ignore it.
However, the next second, Jin Shu leaned forward and whispered each word.
"Boxian County, Qinghai Province... Is this the correct place? If so, I'll just enter the location."
Stop acting, really, I'm embarrassed for you.
[Hahaha, you're acting so realistically, then hurry up and launch!]
Do you believe her or do you believe I am Qin Shi Huang?
To be fair, her launcher is really well-made; who knows, it might actually launch.
[Are you kidding me? Just the ignition and launch alone requires a lot of technology, let alone launching it 5,000 miles away. Do you know how much power that requires? How could her tiny launch site possibly provide that much energy?]
Soon, the number of viewers in the live stream went from a few hundred to several thousand, and now it's approaching 100,000! The surge in viewership in a short period of time propelled the live stream to the top of the popularity charts.
Jin Shu suddenly stood up and muttered to herself.
"We need to launch it in an open outdoor area. I'm pushing the rain-inducing missile out now. Guo Xu, hold the phone and continue filming."
Guo Xu, who was dumbfounded, didn't want to move, but when he saw the calm and collected look in Jin Shu's eyes, his feet inexplicably started moving as if on command.
With the launcher, the oval-shaped rain bomb, which was even larger than a basketball, was easily launched. During this time, more and more comments were displayed, and the popularity soared, closing in on the top spot on the live streaming platform's popularity chart.
Many others came in following the trend, and when they saw Jin Shu dragging rain bombs out of the noodle shop, they asked in confusion.
What are they selling? Diamonds?
[A giant rain bomb with a launch range of 5,000 kilometers, a groundbreaking masterpiece that will make everyone who witnesses it live a life without regrets!]
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[Hahahaha, don't make me laugh to death! These days, livestreaming has no limits, has it? They're not even banning this?]
The live stream's popularity is rising too fast, and the general manager, who has been standing to the side the whole time, has a complicated expression.
Good news! Their live stream is currently number one in popularity and is still trending upwards.
Bad news: The live stream is about to be permanently banned for using false advertising to attract attention.
He tried to stop them, but two people from the R&D department held him back.
"Manager, we should give her a chance to prove herself. Maybe this thing can actually launch successfully?"
"Yes, I have high hopes for Jin Shu. Even if you turn off the live stream now, it won't help. The hype has already gone up. Turning off the live stream now will only arouse people's curiosity, and then it will be even harder for us to handle the situation. We might as well watch and see. Even if it's just to entertain everyone, our company's publicity goal will still be achieved."
The general manager stared at the two of them, knowing they were up to no good.
They were all people with connections sent down from the head office, and he couldn't do anything to them. He could only watch Jin Shu's every move with trepidation, hoping for that last glimmer of possibility.
Maybe it really can be launched.
As long as it can be launched, even if the range is insufficient, it will still attract attention.
At this moment, Jin Shu was standing in front of the live broadcast camera. After greeting everyone, she turned around and opened a panel at the bottom of the rain bomb. The buttons inside were quite simple.
Two yellows, one green, and one red.
"Press the first yellow button to start the machine."
[Won't this thing explode?]
[It's even more rudimentary than the pirated PHS phones from Huaqiangbei.]
Just as everyone in the live chat was waiting to see what would happen, suddenly, a cluster of bright blue and white flames emerged directly from the bottom of the launcher.