Lin Yi and Ling Shuang, two incompatible thorns in the Time-Space Transmigration Administration,
were assigned to the same group.
The two need to collaborate to traverse into different ...
Lao Pu quickly lifted the quilt to check his body. He was not afraid of being raped, but he was afraid of the recent rumor that someone was trafficking human organs. If his kidneys were cut off, how could he survive in the underworld in the future?
Huh~
It's okay, it's okay. Not only are all the clothes on his body still there, but there are no wounds on his stomach and waist. He just has a slight headache from the hangover, but everything else is fine. So he was relieved.
After his mood went up and down, he finally had the leisure to look at his surroundings. Oh my god, where is this?
Lao Pu swore that he had never slept on such a soft bed, seen such white sheets and quilts, or seen such a big TV. There was also an air conditioner on the wall that was blasting cold air. "Fuck, why is it so cold?"
Lao Pu stepped on the sofa, reached out and unplugged the air conditioner, then walked to the window and opened the curtains. With a whoosh, the room immediately became bright. Lao Pu glanced out the window and immediately took three steps back. Oh my God, why is it so high!
Is this the big hotel that that coward Hu Yitong was talking about yesterday?
Staying here for one night will cost you a lot of money!
Where is Lao Hu?
But please don't leave him here alone.
Just as he thought of this, there were several knocks on the door. Lao Pu was frightened. He held his breath, pricked up his ears, tiptoed to the door, put his ear against the door panel and listened carefully, but did not dare to answer.
"Knock knock knock" the door was knocked again, "Lao Pu, are you awake? Come and open the door." It was Hu Yitong's voice.
Lao Pu was delighted and immediately opened the door: "Oh my god, Lao Hu, you're here! I thought you had left me here alone."
Lin Yi pushed the food cart into the house, mocking him as he walked: "Look at your lack of ability. You're a grown man, and you're still afraid that someone will sell you out? Have you brushed your teeth? Eat first."
“Swipe, swipe.”
Lao Pu picked his nose with his fingers, then rolled his thumb and index finger into a ball. With a flick, a pea-sized piece of nostril excrement flew onto the wall. He rubbed his hand on the hem of his clothes, then lifted the insulation cover of the dining car, "Hey, Lao Hu, it has to be you, brother."
After saying this, he picked up two yellow noodles with his hands, stuffed them into his mouth, and smacked his lips. "It's a bit bland."
Lin Yi felt a headache coming on, and silently took two steps to the side, quietly widening the distance between the two of them.
Lao Pu pulled the dining cart directly in front of the sofa. He was not used to using the spoon and fork, but luckily Lin Yi also brought him a pair of chopsticks. He started eating right away. Before eating, he even remembered to invite Lin Yi: "Lao Hu, come on, let's eat something together."
Lin Yi waved his hand: "I've eaten, enjoy it yourself."
Lao Pu chuckled: "Justice!"
With a whirlwind of inhalation, he finished several plates of breakfast by himself. After finishing, he wiped his mouth casually with the back of his hand, looked up and saw Lao Hu standing in front of the window looking at him, "Lao Hu, what are you standing there for? Come on, come and sit here."
While he was eating, Lin Yi had already opened the window to let the air in. Standing by the window, at least there was fresh air. Should I get close to him? No, no, no, he wasn't really talking nonsense. There was really no way I could have the same "smells like birds of a feather" with him.
"Forget it, I'll just stand here fine. Is it okay for you to be late for work today?"
Lao Pu smoked a cigarette after dinner skillfully, took a deep puff, leaned back on the sofa and said comfortably: "What's the big deal about being late? I work so hard all day long and don't make much money. It doesn't matter if I don't go today." If there weren't so many stupid people over there, he would have left long ago.
Lin Yi fanned the smoke from the cigarette in front of his nose, which caused Lao Pu to tease him: "You really quit? Let me tell you, at this age, if you still have a little hobby of smoking and drinking, it makes you look manly. Why would you quit if there's nothing wrong with you?"
As he spoke, he flicked the ash onto the dirty dishes on the dining cart, crossed his legs, and raised his chin towards Lin Yi: "Hey, Lao Hu, what kind of shit luck did you get? I'm not competing with you for it, so tell me what's wrong?"
Lin Yi ignored him and twirled the key ring on his finger, saying, "Stop talking nonsense. Have you eaten and rested? If you have, I'll take you home. I have things to do this afternoon."
Lao Pu rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, what are you going to do this afternoon? I'll go with you. If you need anything from me, I can help you. I don't have anything to do this afternoon anyway."
Lin Yi said reluctantly: "Okay, then don't say anything careless when the time comes. They are big bosses and we can't afford to offend them."
Lao Pu nodded excitedly: "I'll do as you say, I'll do as you say."
The two watched TV in the room for a while, and called for someone to deliver food at noon. After lunch, Lin Yi took Lao Pu back to the next room to get a large suitcase. The suitcase had wheels, so it didn't feel very heavy when pushing or pulling it, but when they lifted it into the car, they felt it was extremely heavy.
Lao Pu almost sprained his back. "What the hell is in here? It's so heavy. Luckily I came with you, otherwise you definitely couldn't move it by yourself. What the hell is in here?"
Lin Yi glanced at him and said hesitantly, "Money~"
Lao Pu clapped his hands and laughed out loud: "What a boast!"
When the car arrived at the underground parking lot of a commercial building, Lin Yi took out five or six paper bags, opened the suitcase in the trunk, and packed stacks of hundred-yuan bills into the bags.
Lao Pu was stunned again: "It's fucking money!"
He picked up a stack tremblingly and twisted it with his thumb. It was real!
Even after Lin Yi closed his suitcase, he was still in shock. Who would go out with so much money?
He asked Lin Yi cautiously, "Old Hu, is all this money yours?"
Lin Yi: "Are you dreaming? How can I have that much money? This is all my boss's money. I'm just running errands for him. Come on, follow me up. After delivering the things above, we still have a few more places to deliver to."
Lao Pu grabbed his arm and said, "Wait!"
Lin Yi was a little unhappy: "We're going to be late for the appointment. People are waiting upstairs. If you have anything to say, come back and talk to us."
Lao Pu followed Lin Yi to a large company upstairs, with one step light and one step heavy. There were six beautiful receptionists in this company. Lin Yi asked him to wait at the door while he went in to deliver the money.
Old Pu looked at the people coming and going, who looked like business elites, and felt a little at a loss again. He felt that the beautiful women at the front desk were laughing and chattering together and were making fun of him. He felt uncomfortable all over and couldn't wait for Lin Yi to come out. He went up the stairs to the parking lot first.
After a while, Lin Yi came down from the building and saw Lao Pu squatting beside the car with a pile of cigarette butts at his feet. "What's wrong, Lao Pu? I was looking for you. Why weren't you waiting for me at the door?"
Lao Pu smiled awkwardly: "It's stuffy up there, I came down to get some fresh air. Are you done? Let's go?"