Alternative Title: 快穿：瘋批反派請不要自我攻略
Author: 芝芝肚肚
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-19
Updated: 2025-09-19
[Dual Male Leads + Quick Transmigration + Sweet Pet + Group Pet Bottom + Obsessive Darkening Top]
System world overseer Xing Jian, after working overtime for a thousand years, brings 004 into the small world to start his vacation life.
In the small world, he only needs to heal the villains and save the small world to complete the mission. Xing Jian says he loves educating naughty kids the most.
But why are these villains all self-strategizing one by one?
World One: The villain's poor-student childhood friend in a campus story
Xing Jian earnestly recruits little brothers, but the villain little brother looks at him with increasingly wrong eyes. I'm just your poor-student childhood friend!
World Two: The contract spirit beast of the demon lord villain
Xing Jian earnestly assists the demon lord, letting him feel the beauty of the world. Why does the supposed aloof demon lord have to hold me, this little snake, even when sleeping?
World Three: Base experiment subject vs. Empire villain general
High alert warning:
? Each world's villain is the same soul
? Bottom thinks it's their first meeting, top has waited a millennium
? Identity reveal, Shura field/forced love/body size difference
"You always say you want to save me," the man crushes the monitoring system, pinning the overseer in the data stream, "How about you explain first why you're setting fires in my heart in every world?"
[Reading Guide]
Villain top is ultimate love-brained
Bottom is a charmer who doesn't know it
Dark room literature lovers rejoice