"How could this be!"

Chi Yuan smiled nonchalantly, but as he smiled, he began to feel guilty.

"I should have said it."

He looked down and poked his hands, then hesitantly opened his chat software.

As soon as Chi Yuan woke up, he went straight to the food delivery app, without even thinking to check his chat app.

"Oh, it was sent after all."

Seeing the chat history with his friend, who was also the bar owner, Chi Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Shen Yulou leaned closer to the screen to see what he had said, and saw the nonsense that Chi Yuan had sent out.

Bar owner (Old Yao): What are you doing? Why aren't you at work yet? And where's Yulou?

Bar owner (Old Yao): You two disappeared?

Chi Yuan: I'm in the washing machine, rolling around in circles~

Chi Yuan: Cockroach antennae are suggested for wrapping zongzi (sticky rice dumplings)... Is Yu Yu ascending the throne as emperor?!

Bar owner (Old Yao): ? ? What are you doing with this abstract concept?

Chi Yuan: Exterminate nine generations of your family, grant suicide, and under the bright moon I love to drink vodka.

What followed was a bar owner's relentless barrage of calls, but Chi Yuan didn't respond at all.

Shen Yulou guessed that he had already fallen asleep at that time.

"What were you thinking, suggesting using those cockroach antennae to wrap rice dumplings?"

He frowned, puzzled, feeling that coming up with this sentence was still too abstract.

Who knows what they're thinking when they're half asleep and half awake?

Chi Yuan sent him several long voice messages explaining the situation and then tossed his phone aside.

"When I was in school, I would take notes while dozing off, and by the end of get out of class, my notes would look something like this."

"The same."

Shen Yulou nodded thoughtfully, recalling the time he went to school with Chi Yuan, especially in Chinese class.

Even when a person is asleep, their brain is still active, and they especially like to control their hands to create some abstract characters.

"Oh right, I forgot to mention, let me introduce you to a cutie."

Shen Yulou suddenly revealed a meaningful smile, then reached under the covers with both hands and started rummaging around.

Chi Yuan's face instantly turned red, and he subtly pulled back a few centimeters, afraid that Shen Yulou would touch something too sensitive.

You know it's not that I don't want Yu Yu to touch me, actually I quite like it, it would be best if he could touch me with more skill, but it's not really appropriate to touch me now, well, it's fine too...

As he thought about it, Chi Yuan moved forward a little further, hoping with anticipation that Shen Yulou's hand would touch him.

“Ding, ding, ding, ding!”

With a deafening roar, the little one made a dazzling entrance.

The little boy, completely naked except for his diaper, popped his round little head out from under the blanket between the two of them.

"Hehehe..."

The little guy was overjoyed to see his dads after so long, and he kept rubbing against their pillows.

The little, chubby hands, smelling sweet and milky, kept patting their dads' faces.

"Love! Beat-beat!"

The little boy pouted and, amidst Chi Yuan's bewilderment and Shen Yulou's smile, gave his fathers a few kisses each.

"Holy crap, where did this come from?"

Chi Yuan tried to pull back the covers in terror, but Shen Yulou grabbed his hand.

"It came from my belly."

"I am a fairy, and a very special fairy. As long as I make love with a human, I can give birth to a child the next day."

"But the child won't grow up."

Look at what kind of setting Shen Yulou has arranged for himself this time. He thinks he can come up with a hundred different reasons to have children in a hundred different worlds.

"So what kind of fairy are you?"

Chi Yuan was so shocked that he didn't know what to say, so he could only go along with what Shen Yulou had said.

The little one huffed and puffed as he snuggled into his father's arms, eventually using his father's face as a pillow.

"I am a fox spirit."

Shen Yulou propped her head up, smiling seductively without realizing it. Then Chi Yuan watched as two fluffy ears popped out from the top of Shen Yulou's head.

At the same time, nine large red tails wrapped around his waist, their thick fur swirling and teasing his bare skin like feathers.

Chi Yuan: Everyone's talking about something this important, and you're still flirting with me!

What a vixen!