Wen Wan is a writer of dog-blood abuse novels. Having ruined countless stories with bad endings, she is bound by the readers' resentful thoughts and transmigrates into numerous dog-blood novels...
Chapter 777: The Mermaid (40)
While helping Wen Wan tidy up her dolls, Gu Chuan went to the kitchen to make breakfast. The staff were stunned to see the dignified general wearing a bear apron, frying eggs and bread in the kitchen. The sudden display of his down-to-earth nature moved countless dreamers in the live broadcast room to tears.
I couldn't even imagine what General Gu Chuan would be like after his marriage, but now that I've seen it, I'm even more heartbroken. Why wasn't I the leading lady?!
—General Gu Chuan, the gender I was born to be my husband, the husband of my dreams.
—Can such a perfect person, who is equally adept in formal settings and domestic tasks, really exist?
—Where's A-Yuan? General Gu Chuan, where's your wife? Is she still in bed?
The crew members also asked about the female homeowner.
Gu Chuan finished making breakfast.
Then he wiped his hands clean and said, "She's still asleep, so please keep your voices down. I'll go wake her up."
The staff member nodded, walking very carefully.
I was surprised when I saw the huge swimming pool and all the luxurious amenities in it, including a bed.
It makes sense now that I remember the general's fiancée was a mermaid.
When they arrived at the room door, Gu Chuan told the staff to stop and then went inside.
The audience kept shouting for them to go in and take pictures.
—They're already at the door and they're not going in? The production team is too cowardly.
—The bold get rich, the timid starve; to succeed, you have to be bold.
—Ah Yuan's wife must look adorable when she's asleep.
—Waaaaah, I want to see it.
"Ah Yuan, Ah Yuan, wake up~"
A gentle voice rang out, and countless dreamers in the live stream felt like they were pregnant.
They also wanted the general to wake them up so gently.
—The smart ones have already started recording; this will be my alarm clock from now on.
—Immediately change her name to A-Yuan.
—Who told me the general was forced?
—Unmarried children should not watch this, it may cause them to have vivid dreams.
Wen Wan turned over and buried herself completely in the blankets. "Sleepy."
"Then sleep for another five minutes."
Wen Wan slept for another five minutes, while Gu Chuan started tidying up the room for her. The staff outside kept their cameras pointed at the wall for a full five minutes.
The audience was stunned.
However, no one went out, which is extremely absurd.
Five minutes finally passed, but Wen Wan still hadn't woken up. She had stayed up too late playing games last night and couldn't sleep because of insomnia. The thought of variety shows kept her awake, and now she just couldn't wake up no matter what.
Gu Chuan rubbed Wen Wan's head and face, and finally picked her up when she reached out her hands in a daze. Just then, the door suddenly opened, not by Gu Chuan, but by its own cleverness.
The staff, who seemed to have some nerve, pointed the camera directly at her and saw Wen Wan being held in Gu Chuan's arms like a koala, before being awakened by his words.
Staff: "..."
He felt like he'd eaten a ton of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection), let alone the viewers in the live stream.
—Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
—Aa ...
—This body shape is terrible, I'm speechless.
—Ah Yuan is so tiny, she's just a little bundle in General Gu Chuan's arms. He's using only one hand, and that's all! General Gu Chuan is using his other hand to wipe Ah Yuan's face. Help…
After wiping her face, Wen Wan woke up and realized there were cameras around, so she immediately slipped off the bed and huddled on the bed.
Help! This is so embarrassing! The whole country knows she overslept.
“A-Yuan”.
"Get out, I'll be right down."
Gu Chuan left with the camera. Wen Wan pretended to be dead for a few minutes, then quickly started washing up, changed into a pretty dress, and put on exquisite makeup before leaving the room.
Gu Chuan had already prepared breakfast.
Gu Chuan really did learn a lot of skills from the chef, so Wen Wan gradually got used to it.
While I was eating breakfast, the program crew handed me their cards.
"This is a Q&A section collecting questions from fans."
Wen Wan took the card.
I thought they were just ordinary questions, like when I'm going to start dating, or what I like about my partner! Aren't these the kinds of questions people usually ask?
Upon seeing the first question, Wen Wan was so frightened that she threw the card away.
"What's the problem?"
Wen Wan: "Your program won't get banned for asking such inappropriate questions?"
The fans in the live stream were surprised, because some of them had watched other live streams, and the questions were very ordinary! They were just some relationship problems between young couples, or maybe they would ask why they participated in the variety show, etc.
Gu Chuan took the card.
"How long did your last kiss last, and how did it feel?"
Wen Wan: "Stop reading it, it won't play."
Wen Wan blushed. In fact, the two had never kissed mouth to mouth, but in order to practice intimacy, they had had a lot of intimate contact, including kissing each other on the cheek several times.
"Last night, it lasted for about five minutes. Ah Yuan was shy, but she felt... she really liked it."
Wen Yan: "..."
Wen Wan stared in shock as the other person calmly uttered these shameful things. The problem was, this kiss was different from that kiss. Did kissing on the cheek count?
"Next question, how many abs does General Gu Chuan have, and are they hard?"
Gu Chuan looked at Wen Wan and asked, "What do you think, A-Wan?"
Wen Wan blushed completely from being teased. "I... how would I know? It's on your own body."
"last night--"
"The next question is, nothing happened last night."
Whether Gu Chuan did it on purpose or was acting, she had seen his abs before, but that was an accident.
"Okay, the next question is whether you want a daughter or a son."
Gu Chuan: "If A-Yuan is willing to have a child, let's have a daughter, because a daughter will look like A-Yuan, cute and well-behaved. If she is not willing, then we won't have a child."
Wen Wan: "Whatever."
The questions that followed were very intimate, making Wen Wan feel extremely uncomfortable throughout the entire process. In contrast, Gu Chuan adapted very well, even taking the initiative to speak and controlling the pace of the live stream.
He even naturally helped Wen Wan pick up food, naturally wiped the cream off Wen Wan's face, and naturally smiled at Wen Wan.
Wen Wan is numb.
I can't take it, I really can't take it. This is really testing Wen Wan's willpower. If her willpower wasn't a little weaker, she might have pounced on him on the spot.
I really shouldn't have agreed to participate in that variety show. General Gu Chuan is too terrifying. If he's acting, his acting skills are Oscar-worthy. If he's not acting, then Wen Wan is even more overwhelmed.
After breakfast, we set off. The luggage had been packed the night before, four large suitcases, and they were incredibly heavy. When the crew members received them, they were shocked. Were there corpses hidden inside? It was so heavy, it was illogical. One of the guys almost broke his back, and later earned the nickname "Crispy Bone Guy".
Throughout the journey, they kept bringing up the program's flow. Actually, Gu Chuan doesn't like to talk much, and what happened just now was unprecedented. Wen Wan naturally took on this important social responsibility and kept the atmosphere lively the whole way.