A certain woman, for some inexplicable reason, became bound to an arrogant and deceptive system. She transmigrates into the bodies of cannon fodder characters in various worlds, fulfilling their wi...
"Quick, grab her, don't let her get away."
"You guys go that way, I'll go this way."
The rustling sound of footsteps came and went in the grass.
Xiang Wan was fast asleep, and the system couldn't wake her up no matter how loudly it shouted.
"Stop fooling around!"
Xiang Wan waved her hand, turned over, and fell asleep again.
"Aaaaaaahhhhh! Host! If you don't wake up soon, you're going to be boiled alive! It's fine if you die, but don't drag this system down with you—!"
Isn't it annoying?
All day long, it's about dying, dying, dying.
Xiang Wan reached out and touched her side; it was hard and prickly, and when she withdrew her hand, it was sticky.
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who I am?
Where am I?
What am I doing?
Startled awake, Xiang Wan opened her eyes to a beam of white light that brushed against her nose and struck the soil.
Xiang Wan was furious.
A backhand ice pick.
Someone collapsed in response, groaning in pain.
"Found her! She's here!"
With a few whooshing sounds, several figures appeared one after another, surrounding Xiang Wan in the middle.
Only now did Xiang Wan realize her current predicament.
It was a thicket of thorns, and she lay in the middle of it, covered in blood.
Many places were caused by thorns.
However, compared to these wounds, the charred wound on his abdomen was even more serious, almost piercing through his entire body.
Move your legs.
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Where are the legs?
Whose tail is this, all dented and chewed by a dog?
The scales are all turned upside down, it's so damn ugly!
Xiang Wan seized the opportunity when the tip of the tail swept across the open space in front of her, and reached out to grab it...
Depend on!
It hurt so much I was sweating!
"Host! Xiang Wan! At such a critical moment, can we stop playing around?"
The system is truly worried for Xiang Wan.
"Run! Run as far away as possible! This system doesn't want to be shut down!"
007 is roaring!
Xiang Wan let go and calmly looked away.
She doesn't want such an ugly tail!
"Grandma! Ancestors! Is this a matter of whether or not we have a tail? Huh? Huh? Huh? If we don't find a way to escape, we'll all be dead. What good is a pretty tail then?!" The system went crazy.
"What's the use? It's still a use." Xiang Wan said coldly. "I want something beautiful."
Having been a mermaid, Xiang Wan says she feels no pressure about accepting a life with a tail again.
But!
It's one thing to be inhuman!
Let's make her look even better!
Life has no hope, I might as well die.
"You...you...you...you..." The system stammered, furious. "Can't you think of something positive? Have I ever tricked you? Huh?"
Xiang Wan thought about it seriously, "I've never cheated anyone."
The system finally caught its breath.
"It's a scam all the time."
"..." 007 almost swore!
Don't get angry! Don't get angry! Don't get angry!
You have to trick him properly—no, you have to coax him properly—and not let the host lead you astray.
"You are a once-in-a-millennium beauty, so stunning that fish would sink, geese would fall from the sky, the moon would hide, flowers would blush, everyone would love you, flowers would bloom, and cars would get flat tires just by looking at you! A heartthrob! The ultimate beauty killer! Are you satisfied now?!"
007 himself didn't expect to blurt out such a long string of words in one breath.
He spoke very fluently.
"So, you're just lying to your previous hosts like this too?"
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I swear to God!
Before it met her, it was still a baby!
"No, there's only you!"
007 spoke in a rough voice, clearly quite angry with Xiang Wan.
"oh."
What does "oh" mean?
"It's fine if you lie to me, but don't lie to others."
"..."
It's an upright, kind, invincible, and supremely wise system; how could it possibly lie to anyone?!
No, it never lied to anyone!
"I'm so beautiful, why don't they fall in love with me?"
"..." The system was exhausted. "...Because your beauty has been taken away!"
"Yes, it's one thing to be ugly, but to come out and scare people is definitely wrong," Xiang Wan said with a serious face.
"..." So, whose side are you on? "Grandma, please look at the situation clearly! You're the one who made the mistake, you are! Please, run for your life first, okay?"
Looking around, everyone was holding gleaming golden weapons, and there were also birdmen surrounding them.
Looking at himself, all he had left were two arms and a head, and he was injured, except for an ugly tail.
Are you telling her to crawl to escape?
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Whether you die sooner or later, you're going to die anyway; the system is just urging you to die!
"Try escaping and see what happens." Xiang Wan said indifferently.
007 is going crazy!
How could it not have noticed how utterly depraved its host was!
I'm so tired!
So, if you keep getting scammed, are you prepared to get scammed in return?
Pshaw, it doesn't have any pits!
It never cheats you!
"The one with the hammer to your right front, bite him, and he can take you away," 007 said urgently.
With a hammer?
As Xiang Wan turned her head, a tall figure came into view.
His curly blonde hair cascaded down his shoulders, his hawk-like eyes gleamed with a cold light, and he had thin lips and a square jaw.
She was wearing a fitted, purplish-red uniform and black, knee-high boots of indistinct material.
He held a patterned hammer in his right hand, with purple lightning flashing from one end of the hammer to the other from time to time.
A crackling sound rang out with the lightning, and sparks occasionally flashed where the palm touched the ground.
Even though his palms were charred black, he still stubbornly refused to let go.
Is the furrowed brow not because the hammer is putting too much pressure on him?
Xiang Wan was holding back her words, indicating that she didn't really want to bite.
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