Yang Suiyi is a total homebody whose favorite pastime is writing novels on various websites. However, she inevitably abandons every single one, earning curses from countless readers while gleefully...
"Early Summer, where did you send those zombies?" Zhou Zhao, unable to contain his curiosity, asked Sui Yi.
"It's the place where we first met. It's a nice place."
"You're amazing! I've decided, I'll follow you from now on. Wherever you go, I'll go." Zhou Zhao's eyes were full of admiration.
It was Sui Yilu's skill that gained her a huge fan.
"Hehe! Great, it's not lonely with a few people around." Sui Yi suddenly smiled, thinking that Zhou Zhao was quite cute.
"Then I'll call you Sister Xia from now on!" Zhou Zhao asked tentatively.
"Anything is fine."
Suiyi felt that she didn't care what she was called.
"By the way, Sister Xia, do you want to build a base?"
"A base? We'll talk about that later!"
In fact, what Suiyi was thinking was that building a base was fine, but she estimated that she would build a zombie base rather than a safe base for humans.
Zombies are obedient and cute. They're not as complicated as humans.
Suiyi rummaged through her spatial storage and pulled out a few bags of snacks, tossing them to the others before closing her eyes to rest.
The group didn't refuse; they grabbed the snacks, tore open the packaging, and started eating. They weren't worried at all about running out of supplies.
"Master, I remember now. When I was writing the story, I prepared a spacious and large growth space for the female protagonist that could also house living things. It just so happens to be in H City."
Suiyi suddenly realized something and remembered some of the arrangements she had made when she wrote this article.
"What, you're going to be a stepmother?"
"She was never my biological mother, okay? Besides, this is the real world. Because the overall world setting isn't perfect, there are so many plot holes. Who knows if the female lead is the character I wrote?"
"Pshaw, you have the nerve to say that. You're the biggest bug in the system."
"Hey! Are you mocking me for farting? I never thought farts came from the mouth."
"You misunderstood, I was scoffing at farts!" the system retorted.
"Hey Tong, do you know how inconsistent your persona is in this world?"
"I wonder who ruined their character? From beginning to end, these different worlds are like a split personality—one moment lively, the next gentle, then fierce, then cold. I really admire you!"
"No! No! No! This queen is a queen of a thousand faces, capable of handling any personality. In front of family, I am lively and cheerful; in front of acquaintances, I am gentle and dignified; in front of strangers, I am a cold goddess; and in front of enemies, I am ruthless and merciless."
Have you no shame?
“My face is right here, come on, let me show you all you want.” Sui Yi brought her face closer for the system to see.
"Isn't her skin like jade, her eyebrows delicate and charming, her beautiful eyes full of affection, and her gorgeous red lips smiling sweetly?" She winked at the system, pouted, and said narcissistically.
"Heh! Anyone who can see your beauty in a zombie is either an idiot or blind."
"So, are you mentally challenged, or blind?"
"No!" After saying that, the system's little squirrel picked up a picture of Suiyi and waved it in front of her.
What are you going to do?
"Hehe!" She put the photo on the ground and stepped on it with her little feet.
Sui Yi's eyes widened as the gleaming sword whistled as it aimed at the squirrel.
"Step, step, step, step with me, and I'll kick away all my unhappiness and dissatisfaction."
Step, step, step, step with me, step until you feel completely free.
Step, step, step, step with me, the more I step, the more excited I get, and wealth rolls in.
"Step, step, step, step with me, oh my god, I can't stop!" The squirrel stood on Suiyi's photo the whole time, jumping and stepping. With its short arms and legs and chubby body, the way it moved was really hilarious.
Suiyi was dumbfounded. She guessed that the system hadn't taken its medication today and had some kind of mental problem!
"How is it? Does it look good?" The system leaned its left forelimb against the stool, resting its head on it, and beckoned to Sui Yi with its right forelimb, making a gesture that Sui Yi found extremely provocative, and barked at Sui Yi.
"You're an idiot!" Sui Yi exclaimed, her face breaking with despair and heartbroken.
"My dear leader, have you taken the wrong medicine? Have you lost your mind?" His voice sounded mournful, but inside he was laughing hysterically.
This is the first time the system has caught itself being incredibly stupid; it even recorded it. Haha! I'll bring up this embarrassing moment later… hehe!
A sly laugh.
After Suiyi finished laughing, she suddenly became serious and squinted at the system.
"Tong'er, you're acting strange in this world. Did you secretly change the system's personality settings?"
It has to be said that Suiyi is the real deal. Ever since the upgrade, the system has been figuring out the new features. Later, it discovered that there were options for personality settings such as gentle and considerate, domineering, cold, lively and cute, and argumentative. It secretly chose to be argumentative, which is why it has become such a cheeky person who takes every opportunity to argue with Suiyi.
"I'm just like this, so what? Is that not allowed? You can change your personality all the time, but I can't do a variety show? What kind of logic is that?!"
"Okay~_~, please continue your performance, don't be so shameless."
Suiyi exited the chat with the system and her consciousness returned to reality.
"Why did you stop the car?" Suiyi opened her eyes when she realized the car hadn't moved.
"Sister, there are a lot of cars ahead, blocking the road," Ming Xiachu replied.
“That vehicle belongs to the military; it should be a national rescue team. Let’s stop here and wait for the others to go first.”
"Hmm!" Not wanting to cause trouble, Sui Yi and the others remained seated in the car. But that didn't mean trouble wouldn't come looking for them.
Outside, soldiers were arranging for the survivors to board vehicles. An officer who appeared to be a lieutenant general stood by, directing the process.
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