Yang Suiyi is a total homebody whose favorite pastime is writing novels on various websites. However, she inevitably abandons every single one, earning curses from countless readers while gleefully...
"Brother, weren't you guys going to buy a dress? Go ahead, I'll take care of myself." Sui Yi really didn't want to waste any more breath, so she stood up, patted her wrinkled pants, and prepared to leave.
"You need to give us all an explanation for this. How about this, since everyone's free the day after tomorrow, let's get together."
"Big brother, does this little matter really need such a grand interrogation?" Frowning and pouting, Sui Yi looked distressed, dreading her family's nagging! And what she feared most was exactly what happened. She was even more unlucky than A-Shuai.
"It's settled then!" the elder brother said resolutely, brooking no refusal.
"Oh! I see! I'll be going now. If you want to know anything, wait a couple of days!" Sui Yi stood up, glanced at Lou Yan, and Lou Yan followed her, picking up the packaging bag from the sofa chair and leaving with Sui Yi.
"Look, look, this man definitely has ulterior motives." The older brother was furious when he saw Lou Yan following behind his sister without saying a word.
"Alright, alright, my little sister isn't a child anymore. Judging from the last two days, she's really grown up a lot."
"Damn it, I think she's not chasing after Xu Jinyu because she's fallen for someone else, she's got her eye on Mr. Lou!" Brother Xu looked utterly disappointed.
"Well, we'll know how things go in a few days. It's pointless to think about it now."
"Okay! Let's go too." He exhaled a sigh of relief, composed himself, and set off again.
Without the slightest delay, Sui Yi took Lou Yan straight home, glancing back every now and then, afraid that her older brothers might be secretly following them. They'd probably be furious if they saw her bringing a man into her house.
Fortunately, nothing seemed amiss along the way. The eldest and second eldest brothers of the Xu family were quite upright.
"Come on, let's pack up today's spoils." Sui Yi beckoned to Lou Yan, who then went over to sit next to her and started organizing the clothes they had bought.
After finishing, Suiyi sat down, turned on the TV, snuggled up on the sofa, and watched a horror movie with Lou Yan.
Sigh, am I getting old? Why do I have absolutely no interest in these things? I find them utterly boring. This movie is so nonsensical.
Sui Yi took out a pendant and placed it in front of Lou Yan, letting it swing back and forth.
"Come on, keep your eyes on this pendant. Left...right...left...right."
The pendant swayed back and forth in a loop. Ten minutes passed, and Sui Yi's hands were already sore. She glanced at the man and saw no sign of being hypnotized.
Damn, that's some serious willpower. Looks like this method won't work.
"Look me in the eyes." Sui Yi put away the pendant, shook her sore hands, turned Lou Yan's face towards her, and gave the order.
Tears were already welling up in her eyes, but the man remained motionless, staring straight at her, and shook his head. Sui Yi felt a wave of frustration wash over her.
Hypnosis isn't working; it seems we need to find another way!
After thinking for a long time, Suiyi finally remembered that there was a kind of drug that could induce hallucinations, and if the guide intentionally led the person, the hallucinations would develop in the direction they desired.
"Sit down for a bit, I'll go get you a glass of orange juice." She smiled at the man, wearing slippers, and winked.
After saying that, Suiyi went to the kitchen, found an orange and peeled it... She made enough for two cups, put it in a glass, added some seasoning to the left glass, and then headed out.
"Hmph!" Sui Yi was startled by the man at the door.
"Hey bro, do you float when you walk? You don't make a sound at all."
"You've come at the right time. Here, some fresh juice." Sui Yi handed him the orange juice from her left hand. The man didn't take it for a while, just staring at her with a deep look in his eyes.
Oh my god, did he see me add something to the drink? May Buddha forgive him, I hope he's blind.
"Um, well... I just added a little sugar to the cup, so... just drink it anyway, would I hurt you?"
The man looked at Suiyi's right hand and stared blankly for a moment.
Is this person genuinely stupid or just pretending? Can they please stop being so shrewd? I'm speechless.
This round, she lost. Sui Yi looked at the man, really wanting to beat him up. She wanted to take advantage of the fact that she didn't know who he was now. If he really was Qi Muzhi later, she definitely wouldn't be able to bring herself to do it.
well……
Suiyi has not succeeded yet, and a month has been wasted. The current plan has not been completed at all. The only consolation is that the task bar is starting to loosen.
Sui Yi went to the hospital for a checkup and found that her condition had improved, so it seemed she didn't need surgery. The reason was that she was taking traditional Chinese medicine every day, which had caused changes in the narrowed blood vessels above her heart, a truly welcome development.
Tomorrow the holiday ends, and I have to go back to school. I feel so hopeless! I'm such an old monster who's lived for so many years, and now I have to hang out with a bunch of kids. I just can't stand it.
However, if I continue to ask for leave, the entire Xu family will definitely take turns attacking me, just like interrogating a criminal.
Sui Yi looked at the obedient Lou Yan. What was more impressive was that, after a month of her training, the man had acquired some basic skills, such as cooking.
She also remembered how she had accidentally cut her index finger while chopping vegetables, which terrified the man. From that moment on, he started acting strangely, rarely sticking close to her anymore. Then one day, he suddenly started cooking, which terrified Suiyi. "Is that stuff even edible?" she wondered!
The result was that it tasted pretty good. From that time on, she basically couldn't go into the kitchen anymore. And the man would occasionally whip up some delicious food.
Sui Yi's laziness kicked in, and she contentedly enjoyed the man's hospitality. She sighed, pinched her waist, and glared fiercely at the man.
"If you fatten me up, I'll cut off a piece of my own flesh and give it to you."
This time she had really angered the man. He stood motionless, staring at her intently, giving off an impression that he would glare at her until she died if she dared to cut off his flesh.
"Pfft, hahaha! Just kidding. How could I do something stupid when you love me so much? Don't take it seriously." Sui Yi said gently, looking at the man and coaxing him carefully.
The next day, perhaps knowing that Suiyi was going out, Lou Yan followed her closely, even when she went to the toilet.
Suiyi had no choice but to find a school uniform from somewhere, put it on him, and then took him out.
Sui Yi thus brazenly took Lou Yan with her and had him accompany her to school.
"You look quite handsome dressed like this. You've instantly transformed from an old man into a young heartthrob. With those looks, you'll definitely be devoured by all those infatuated girls at school, while I'll be glaring at them with eyes that are worth hundreds of millions!" Looking at the man again, with his devastatingly handsome face, she could already foresee the scene after they arrived at school.
Never mind, we'll deal with whatever comes our way. If one comes, we'll kill it; if two come, we'll kill them both.