Yang Suiyi is a total homebody whose favorite pastime is writing novels on various websites. However, she inevitably abandons every single one, earning curses from countless readers while gleefully...
The next day, before Suiyi had even gotten out of bed, someone was knocking on the door of her cave. Startled awake, Suiyi irritably threw off the covers, put on her clothes, and tidied herself before opening the door and going out.
"What is it?" Suiyi asked, a child standing at the door.
"Junior Uncle, today's morning class is about to begin!" Xiao Tong said respectfully to Sui Yi.
"Okay! I understand. Wait for me at the door." After saying that, Sui Yi turned around and went inside, washed her face, took out two chicken legs, walked to the door, and handed a roasted chicken leg to the person who called her.
"Uh, Junior Uncle, I've already stopped eating grains and no longer consume mortal food!"
"Why fast? There's so much delicious food, and you can still eat even if you fast!"
"Here, Junior Uncle, you can eat it yourself." Hearing this, Sui Yi didn't say anything more, but picked up the chicken leg and took a bite.
Actually, Suiyi grilled the chicken legs herself, and they smelled really good. Watching Suiyi eat so heartily, I subconsciously swallowed. Suiyi walked very slowly, and after finishing two chicken legs, she hadn't even reached the halfway point. She took out a handkerchief to wipe her mouth and clean her hands. Turning to the person beside her, she asked, "Hey, junior disciple, I have a question. I wonder if you guys need to use the restroom when you haven't eaten anything during your fast?"
Upon hearing this, the person's face flushed red. How could someone ask such a question? They were at a loss for what to say.
"Well... although fasting can keep the stomach feeling full for a long time, we still drink some tea and eat things with abundant spiritual energy, so we naturally need to use the toilet."
"Do you have any formations or anything like that in your outhouses? Think about it, how powerful are the divine senses of the great cultivators in the immortal world? They're like X-ray machines, with extremely strong penetrating power. Anything under their divine sense can be seen clearly. Has anything embarrassing ever happened?" Sui Yi became more and more lewd as she spoke, thinking about whether she should have someone spy on the female lead in the future, hehe!
"...No, those powerful beings aren't that...sleazy!"
“Perhaps you only see the surface of things,” Suiyi retorted, making the man blush.
"Junior Uncle, if you say another word, go to the classroom yourself. I'm not talking to you anymore!" Seeing that the other person was getting impatient, Sui Yi stopped talking!
After the two arrived at the classroom, Xiao Tong didn't come in from the doorway. After Sui Yi sat down, he left.
The classroom was large, easily accommodating around a hundred people. On the other side were other facilities, including swords, pens and paper, a medicine furnace, and medicinal herbs—it seemed to be a theory class. I hate theory classes!
The new environment was completely unfamiliar, yet the disciples chatted and laughed amongst themselves, seemingly enjoying each other's company. Sui Yi pursed her lips, looked around, and saw no familiar faces. She propped her head up with one hand, closed her eyes, and began to meditate. Lost in thought, she eventually fell asleep.
The teacher for this class was the Tenth Elder. As soon as he stood on the platform, he snorted to signal his disciples to begin the morning lesson!
"I am the Tenth Elder, and I will be presiding over today's morning class. I will be talking about some things that need attention inside the sect, as well as some routines. Listen carefully."
"The Xuanfeng Sect was established a long time ago, with thirteen peaks in total. Each peak is governed by one or two elders, and each peak has its own specialization. Some specialize in martial arts, some in formations, some in artifact cultivation, some in beast taming, and some in alchemy. You can choose your cultivation path according to your own preferences and talents. The library contains various techniques and martial arts skills, and one floor will be open to everyone at the beginning of each month. As for the higher levels, you'll need to exchange them for mission points at the Bounty Hall..." The Tenth Elder said emphatically, and then went on to give many more instructions. Some people even took notes. Sui Yi slept the entire time, not listening to a single word.
The ten elders saw this and were hoping she would sleep until the end of class, otherwise they didn't know what tricks she would play. It has to be said that the elders' intuition was very accurate. Does Sui Yi seem like the kind of person who is well-behaved? Absolutely not.
"Alright, I've covered everything I needed to say today. Now, go to the Xuan Tian Hall to register your information and collect your supplies. Since you haven't yet mastered the art of fasting, the sect has a dining hall where you can eat at mealtimes. If you need anything else, just ask your teacher or buy a manual from the trading pavilion. Okay, everyone's tired of listening, so go do your own thing now!"
The disciples wanted to ask more questions, but seeing the Tenth Elder's demeanor, they knew he wouldn't say anything more, so they dispersed. Having just arrived, they knew they needed to explore and inquire more before making any decisions.
After all the disciples left, Sui Yi was fast asleep, slumped over the table. Seeing that no one was around, the Tenth Elder quietly approached Sui Yi. A mischievous thought crossed his mind, and a feather appeared in his palm. He held it and gently brushed it against Sui Yi's nose.
Sui Yi frowned, feeling an itch on the tip of her nose. Subconsciously, she reached out and scratched it, but the Tenth Elder quickly retracted the feather. With the itch gone, Sui Yi fell asleep again.
But after a short while, the itching returned. He moved his head, his brows furrowing more and more tightly. It was really uncomfortable. He slowly woke up and opened his eyes.
"Who is it?" After blinking and regaining his senses, he finally saw the old man laughing so hard his eyes were practically slits.
"The Tenth Elder?"
"Hehe! Good eye. I say, junior brother, you slept all morning! Did you go out and do something naughty last night?" He sat down and looked at Suiyi.
"No, I just looted Master's treasures last night. I'll visit you guys when I have time and chat with my fellow disciples."
"Hey! No! Junior brother, please let me go."
"Oh right! Tenth Senior Brother, you were the one who messed with me just now, weren't you?"
"Uh... ah, no, this isn't it. Junior Brother is so cute, how could I possibly mess with him? You know what I mean. Unless you think you're not cute." The Tenth Elder chuckled dryly.
"Come on, even though I'm new here, we're still brothers, right? Don't bully me, or I'll get my revenge one day."
"Oh, right! Come here, I have something for you!" He winked at Suiyi and said mysteriously.
"What?" I was confused.
The tenth elder opened his palm, a flash of white light appeared, and a bamboo slip appeared in his hand.
"What is this?" Sui Yi picked up the bamboo slip with suspicion, unfolded it, and saw that there were words written on it.
"A few things to note about Xuanfeng Sect? There's something going on inside Xuanfeng Sect..." Sui Yi glanced at the Tenth Elder and suddenly smiled at him.
He shuddered in fright, "What...what do you want to do?"
"Don't be nervous. You gave me a gift, so I'll reciprocate by giving you something in return." Sui Yi took out three jade bottles from her spatial storage and placed them in front of the Tenth Elder.
"Is this a medicinal pill?"
"No! Open it and take a look."
The tenth elder opened the jade bottle with suspicion, fearing a trap, so he held it far away from himself, stretching out his arm as far as possible, sweating profusely.