Quick Transmigration: The Crazy Host is Again Collapsing the Plot

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[Quick Transmigration with two male leads, cool and sweet] [Both strong, both clean, 1v1]

Prisoner No. 001 of the Heavenly Realm, Si Jin, due ...

Extra Chapter: Sweet and Pampered Daily Life After Jinjin Returns to Her Godhood

Extra Chapter: Sweet and Pampered Daily Life After Jinjin Returns to Her Godhood

Lin Yuan got angry.

At the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, several disciples got drunk and clung to Si Jin, crying and shouting, "I miss Master!" "I want to toast with Master!" "I want to go home with Master!" "I want to sleep with Master!"

Immediately afterwards, *clang*—

Having endured all night, the young lord could no longer maintain his imperial dignity. In front of all the officials, he unceremoniously crushed the wine cup.

With divine intervention, the cup shattered into dust, and the surrounding area fell silent for a moment.

“Ahem… um…” In the end, Yao Cen spoke first: “I have other things to do today, so I’ll leave first. Let’s… meet up another day, another day.”

After saying that, he stood up and was the first to leave his seat.

Seeing that the eldest brother was leaving, the others didn't dare to linger, and the grand banquet quickly came to an end. But even after returning to his room, Lin Yuan was still angry.

The once aloof monarch now resembled a wronged puppy, hands tucked into his sleeves, leaning against the outer room in a sullen silence. He watched as Si Jin stood at the door, directing the celestial messengers to pack up the banquet before finally lifting his robes and entering the palace.

Yes, lifting the hem of her dress.

The banquet in the divine realm retains the most traditional customs. Tonight, everyone attending is dressed in ancient costumes, expressing their remembrance of the past and their reverence for the moon.

Today, Si Jin was dressed in an elaborate white robe with bright gold patterns. His hair was tied up with a bright gold ribbon, and his long silver hair swayed with his movements. He was bathed in moonlight, and soon his eyes were glued to him.

No, no, no, that won't do! I can't straighten it now!

Lin Yuan pinched his palm hard, his eyes darkening with displeasure...

He has every right to be angry!

I wonder if Master will find out, or if he will come to coax me… “Hmm…”

Suddenly, her lips were captured.

Lin Yuan was unaware that Si Jin had already come to him, lowered her head, and gently kissed his lips.

His eyes flickered, and he almost instinctively looked towards the door.

Only then did he realize that Si Jin had already closed the door to the Heavenly Lord's Palace. Warm wine was transferred into his mouth through the kiss, and Lin Yuan's ears turned red, his heart pounding wildly.

Hearing this, Si Jin smiled and coaxed him, "You didn't drink any just now? I'll give that cup of wine to Your Majesty to make up for it."

Bang bang bang—

My heart started beating even faster.

Si Jin always has this ability: with just a simple sentence, she can make people's hearts flutter and they can no longer stay angry.

A moment later, splash—

Lin Yuan swept away all the clutter on the table, pressed his master down hard on the table, and looked down at him: "Are you jealous? Someone else has held this outfit. You don't like it."

"Hmm..." Si Jin went along with him, "Then I'll go change into something else."

"No need." As she spoke, Xiao Junshang peeled off his outer robe, then peeled off his inner garment and inner robe layer by layer, and finally, gently kissed the collarbone where the red marks had not yet faded.

"Um……"

Perhaps because she had been drinking, her skin was a little hot. When he gave her a light peck, Si Jin subconsciously shivered and her breathing became slightly uneven.

But the instigator just wouldn't let him go. She pressed his hands down and her passionate kisses gradually spread across his neck and jaw, and soon sealed his lips with hers.

"Hmm..."

A temperature-controlled barrier was set up around them, so Si Jin didn't feel cold. After being kissed by him for a while, her drunken mind became a little dizzy. When she was finally released, the ribbon holding her hair had come undone.

He leaned back against the mahogany table, smiling lazily.

I don't know what they're laughing at.

Lin Yuan looked down and asked him. When he saw Lin Yuan beckon him, he obediently put his ear closer and then, *smack*, his ear was kissed.

Su Yu's voice was like a hook, full of lurking meaning: "I laugh at you... for betraying your teacher and blaspheming your superiors, for being extremely rebellious... and immoral."

Thump—

Lin Yuan's heart fluttered, and he reached out to throw away the man's clothes. He was about to pick him up and leave when he found his waist tightly wrapped around him. He could only lower his head and coax him, "How come you can get drunk after just one drink?"

Si Jin raised her eyes and said, "I'm not drunk. I just got dizzy from looking at A Yuan."

"Listen to me, go back to bed." Lin Yuan's hand stroked his back, slowly lifting it: "It's uncomfortable here."

Si Jin shook her head: "You've already betrayed your master and ancestors, and you still care about the occasion? A Yuan..."

He raised his hand, his slender fingers lightly brushing against Xiao Jun's lips: "I want to be here."

"……no."

"Then why don't you sit here, and I'll sit..."

The hidden voices sank into whispers; that night, the soundproof barrier around the Heavenly Monarch Palace was set up with an unusually large number of barriers.

… …

But... the next morning, when the Heavenly Soldiers were recruiting, Si Jin left early and was busy for a whole month, not even having time to see him.

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, she promised him with a tearful voice that she would only look after him from now on.

He broke his promise again!

Lin Yuan frowned, racking his brains for several days, and finally found a moment when Si Jin was not busy, and mysteriously took a wisp of his divine power from him.

"?"

What do you need this for?

Si Jin didn't understand, but she let the other party do whatever they wanted.

When he finally had some free time, he saw his little apprentice covered in sweat, painstakingly planting a seed in the Immortal Fruit Forest and drawing special array runes around it.

These runes... he had never seen them before.

So he asked, "What is this?"

Lin Yuan: "The book says that if you plant a seed that combines the power of two gods here, along with special runes, it will bear fruit after thousands or tens of thousands of years. The fruit will be alive and will turn into a child."

As they spoke, Xiao Junshang had already buried the grave and said with utmost seriousness, "I want a child."

Si Jin: "???"

"That way, you'll be able to come home to see us, father and son, every day."

“…”

Si Jin stared blankly, slowly clenching her right fist, it took her a great deal of effort to stop herself from laughing out loud.

A little while later, Xiao Ayuan asked from the side, "If you had a child, what would you do?"

Si Jin didn't even think about it: "Take good care of him, look at him every day, and don't look at you."

If the seed is planted here, and combined with the divine power of the two people, along with special array runes, it will give birth to new life.

It's a bit absurd; it's obviously made up in historical records.

But... Si Jin thought about it carefully again. If they really had a child, he would definitely take it very seriously and raise it well, even more carefully than Yu Yan.

May he/she always be happy and joyful, unlike yourself, who suffers inexplicable hardships.

But Lin Yuan disagreed after he finished speaking.

He immediately dropped his hands and scattered the runes, as if he had encountered some great crisis, and said decisively, "Then don't have children, you should look to me instead."

Si Jin patted his head and heard him ask, "Are you going home today?"

"Um."

"Come home and have dinner with me."

"good."

"Then... can I come to the Heavenly Soldier Training Camp to see you?"

"Can."

"Can I call her 'Jinjin' occasionally in front of them?"

"Can."

"Forget it, I won't call anymore. I won't let them hear it. I'll call it secretly."

"good."

"Hmm... I'd also like to change the decor of our bedroom. How about installing a mirror on the ceiling, a motion-activated light by the bed, and a tape recorder at the foot of the bed?"

"what ever."

Lin Yuan was overjoyed: "Master, you listen to everything I say?"

"Um."

However, Si Jin paused for a moment and then emphasized again.

"Except for those who work day and night."

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