【Quick Transmigration + Rational, Clear-headed Female Lead + Yandere, Madness-infused Male Lead + 1v1 Pure Love, Sweet Pet + Humorous Style】
To regain her life, Shen Xinran embarked on th...
Chapter 176 The Third Prince's Dark Moonlight Eunuch 13
It was almost noon when they left Xianfu Palace. In order to save a trip, Shen Xinran went directly to the imperial kitchen to get lunch.
But when she returned to the cold palace, she saw Sima Yi leaning against a parasol tree, his posture upright, as if waiting for something.
The sunlight shines through the gaps in the sycamore trees and falls on the stone pavement of the cold palace, creating a mottled pattern.
Shen Xinran's heart tightened, but he still pretended to be calm and gently placed the lunch on the stone table, with a faint smile on his lips: "Master, lunch is here."
Sima Yi's eyes seemed to be able to see through everything. He glanced at Shen Xinran calmly, and said with a hint of amusement in his voice: "Did you go to Xianfu Palace?"
For some reason, Shen Xinran felt that Sima Yi's expression was a little strange. She smiled stiffly and nodded. "Yes."
Sima Yi's gaze was deep, like an ancient well with no bottom to it. He took a step closer and said in a low and magnetic voice, "So what did you and the imperial concubine say?"
Shen Xinran pursed his lips into a straight line and said seriously, "I said that I am a perfect man. It is impossible for me to have any weaknesses."
Sima Yi raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure you're not saying that I have any improper thoughts about you?"
Shen Xinran's eyes widened, "How did you know?"
This was simply an admission of guilt. Shen Xinran regretted it immediately after he said it, and wanted to slap himself in the face.
Sima Yi approached Shen Xinran step by step, "Tell me in detail, what indecent things have I done to you?"
Shen Xinran's heart was beating like a drum. She stepped back and waved her hands: "I didn't say that. That's all the concubine's random guesses. It's none of my business."
However, the cold palace was only so big, and Shen Xinran quickly retreated to the corner. Sima Yi could only sigh, "Xiao Xiangzi is amazing. He has tricked both me and the imperial concubine."
Shen Xinran leaned against the wall with a sad face, "Master, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again."
Sima Yi reached out his hand, caressing Shen Xinran's cheek as he asked, "Xiao Xiangzi, what do you think, should I make this a reality?"
Sima Yi's voice was low and full of temptation, causing Shen Xinran's heart to skip a beat. She asked Sima Yi, "Master, what do you mean?"
Sima Yi played with the strands of hair on Shen Xinran's forehead, with a hint of devilish charm in his smile: "That's what you think."
Shen Xinran's eyes widened. She had guessed right. The male lead was truly a pervert! He actually liked eunuchs!
After seeing Shen Xinran's malicious eyes, Sima Yi almost laughed out of anger.
He raised his hand and slapped Shen Xinran's head hard. "I mean, during this time, you should act out a scene with me to divert the imperial concubine's attention!"
Sima Yi was also furious, and his strength was really great. After a slap, Shen Xinran's head was buzzing.
She thought viciously in her heart: You bastard, don't let her get the chance, otherwise she will make you pay.
Suddenly, a question flashed through Shen Xinran's mind. There were only three people in the hall at that time. How did Sima Yi know about this? A bold idea emerged in her mind.
Shen Xinran looked at Sima Yi with a hint of shock. Could it be that Eunuch Fushou was Sima Yi's man? Wouldn't that mean she would be exposed as soon as she arrived in the cold palace?
Sima Yi noticed Shen Xinran's gaze and chuckled, "Oh, you discovered my secret again. What should I do with you?"
Shen Xinran paused for breath and said seriously, "Master, don't worry. I'm like a fish, I only have a seven-second memory."
Sima Yi glanced at Shen Xinran, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and then he remained silent.
This little eunuch is such an interesting person, he always brings him unexpected surprises inadvertently.
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The gates of the cold palace were tightly shut, as if shutting out all the noise from the outside world. The moss on the walls and the weeds in the corners silently told of the vicissitudes of time.
The sky is gloomy and covered with dark clouds.
A heavy rain arrived as expected. Raindrops were like pearls falling from a string, hitting the eaves and stone slabs of the cold palace rapidly, making a crisp and continuous sound.
The rain flowed along the eaves, forming a curtain of water, blurring the vision and time.
Shen Xinran was holding an umbrella and preparing to go to the imperial kitchen to get lunch. As soon as he opened the door of the room, a cold wind blew in and the umbrella was blown all over the place in an instant.
Sima Yi, who was standing by, saw this and said in a deep voice, "Don't go in such heavy rain. You won't die from skipping a meal anyway."
When Shen Xinran heard this, she grinned and quickly put away her umbrella, "Thank you for your consideration." It just so happened that she didn't want to go either.
When she turned around, she saw Sima Yi looking at her with a strange expression. He held it in for a long time before finally uttering a complete sentence, "Xiao Xiangzi, did you not cut it cleanly?"
Shen Xinran was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean by not cutting cleanly?"
Sima Yi pointed at Shen Xinran's back and sighed, "Your butt is bleeding."
Shen Xinran's face turned red. What did she mean by bleeding from the buttocks? It was obviously her period.
This body hadn't had its period yet, and Shen Xinran was feeling lucky for it. Unexpectedly, she got a huge one when it came.
Shen Xinran returned to the side room, wrapped up the prepared menstrual belt and towel, making sure Sima Yi wouldn't notice anything, and then rushed out.
She ran along the eaves to the bathroom, put on her menstrual pad, looked at her soiled pants, and fell into deep thought. How was she going to explain the bleeding from her buttocks?
Back in the room, Sima Yi was still standing there. Seeing Shen Xin, he sighed and said, "Xiao Xiangzi, do you need me to find a doctor to cut you again?"
Shen Xinran dug her toes into the ground awkwardly. She took a deep breath and said, "Master, it's not that I didn't cut it cleanly. I just have hemorrhoids."
"Hemorrhoids?" Sima Yi was a little surprised.
Shen Xinran blushed and nodded, "I was afraid you would dislike it, so I didn't dare to tell you."
Sima Yi frowned slightly, "But the hemorrhoids also need to be removed. I'd better find a doctor for you."
Shen Xinran didn't know what to say for a moment. Why are you so obsessed with cutting off her?
After Shen Xinran pondered for a moment, he gritted his teeth and said, "Master, hemorrhoids are divided into external hemorrhoids and internal hemorrhoids. My hemorrhoids are internal and cannot be removed. I can only take medicine to relieve them."
Sima Yi became interested and asked Shen Xinran, "What are external hemorrhoids and internal hemorrhoids?"
Chen Xinran patiently explained: "External hemorrhoids grow on the outside of the buttocks, and internal hemorrhoids grow on the inside."
Sima Yi nodded thoughtfully, "So that's how it is. Then I can treat it too. Let me prescribe some medicine for you."
When Shen Xinran heard this, his eyes widened instantly and he waved his hands repeatedly, "No... no need, I have my own medicine."
Seeing Shen Xinran's resistance, Sima Yi felt a little regretful. "Okay, then you take your own medicine first. If it doesn't work, tell me and I'll give you mine."
The rain outside was still falling, and Shen Xinran couldn't go out. With nothing to do, he just lay on the bed and slept.
But for some reason, my head became dizzy.
Shen Xinran didn't know how long she had slept. She forced herself to open her eyes. The rain outside was almost stopping. She got dressed and prepared to get dinner for Sima Yi.