Chapter 11 The Great Drama in the Republic of China's Sad Drama 11

When the lame man, Que Shu, saw the village, he said happily, "Xiao Bing, you're home."

Wu Yisheng also laughed, "Yeah, it's been so many years since I came back. I didn't expect to be back now."

The car drove directly into the village.

Many people saw the car, gathered around and surrounded Wu Yisheng.

"Xiao Bing, you're back?!"

"It's Xiao Bing. He's grown so big now."

"Xiao Bing, come here and show your uncle. You've grown a lot taller."

There were about thirty or forty people gathered in the square of the village.

They are all men, and they are all uncles.

When Zhao Miaomiao saw this, she thought: Wu Yisheng probably has thirty or forty fathers.

Well, if there is one more person later, it shouldn’t be a big deal.

Many people gathered around Wu Yisheng and were talking.

After getting off the car, Zhao Miaomiao stood aside and watched. Seeing that no one paid attention to her for a long time, she thought about running away.

Among the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best one!

He had just taken a few steps when he was discovered by Wu Yisheng.

Wu Yisheng was sharp-eyed and noticed Zhao Miaomiao's little move, so he took a few quick steps forward and grabbed Zhao Miaomiao's hand, "Where do you want to go?"

Everyone's eyes turned to look over.

Many people have only just noticed Zhao Miaomiao.

They all asked Wu Yisheng: "Xiao Bing, who is this little girl?"

Seeing this, Zhao Miaomiao immediately started to cry in an attempt to gain sympathy.

"Oh my god, Brother Yisheng is so mean, you hurt me~

Let go, my hands hurt~"

Wu Yisheng: …………

"Shut up!"

The person next to him: "Xiao Bing, is this your lover?"

"Wow, this is the first time Xiao Bing has brought a girl back!"

Just pass it on one by one.

"What? Xiao Bing has a girlfriend?"

"What? Xiao Bing is getting married?"

"What? Xiao Bing is already married and has a baby?"

"What? Xiao Bing is already three years old and can run and jump?"

Wu Yisheng: ………………

"My dear uncles, it's not what you think!

This woman is the eldest son of the Wu family, the wife of Wu Yihuan.

In name, she is my sister-in-law, but there is nothing like that between her and me."

Zhao Miaomiao repeated Wu Yisheng's words, but the meaning was completely different.

"Brother Yisheng, do you really want to cut off ties with me?

Okay. Then please trust Brother Yisheng, 嘤嘤嘤~~~

There's really nothing going on between me and brother Yisheng, 嘤嘤嘤~~~

Just let everyone think what Yisheng brother says, sob~~~"

After hearing this, everyone took a deep breath.

"What? Xiao Bing, you're in love with your sister-in-law?"

"What? Xiao Bing wants to be a sister-in-law?"

"What? Whose sister-in-law is Xiao Bing going to be?"

"What? Xiao Bing likes men? You want to be his sister-in-law?"

Wu Yisheng: ………………

Zhao Miaomiao listened to everyone and thought: Well, this place is suitable for me.

I like it here.

Wu Yisheng was speechless.

At this time, someone who could take charge of the situation finally came out.

"Okay, stop teasing Xiao Bing.

It’s rare for Xiao Bing to come back.”

The man who was speaking came out of the wooden house at the back of the village. He was wearing a dark blue fur coat and a mink coat. He looked like a mountain king.

The man looked fierce, with a big beard and dark complexion, a bit like a bandit leader.

He is the bandit who looks most like a bandit in this village.

When the others heard the man's voice, they all turned around and greeted him: "Brother Huo."

Wu Yisheng also called out to the person who came over: "Uncle Huo."

Brother Huo walked up to Wu Yisheng and patted him on the shoulder, “It’s good that you’re back.

There's no rush for revenge.

These uncles will help you."

Wu Yisheng nodded, "Okay."

After saying that, Brother Huo looked at Zhao Miaomiao again, "Is this Wu Yihuan's wife?

The one who discovered your secret?"

Wu Yisheng nodded, "Yes, it's her.

If she hadn't caused trouble, I would still be in the Wu family now.

The plan won’t fail.”

Hearing this, Brother Huo nodded and looked at Zhao Miaomiao and asked, "Wan Qingqiu, is that you? Welcome to our Shabi Village as a guest."

Zhao Miaomiao waved her hand: "You're welcome. No need to welcome me, just let me go."

Huo Ge: “That won’t work.

We will warmly welcome anyone who comes to our village.

This is our way of entertaining guests in Shabi Village."

Zhao Miaomiao felt bad after hearing this and asked cautiously, "How do you mean by warm hospitality?"

Brother Huo laughed and raised his hand, "Come here. Hang her up for me! Hang her for three days and three nights!"

"Mmmmm!"

The people behind him were like monkeys. When the Monkey King gave an order, all the monkeys started shouting and cheering.

Zhao Miaomiao: Hmm?

The hanging method that didn't work in the first world, but I have to experience it again here?

no!

I don’t want to be hung up and made into salted fish!

Someone was about to rush over and grab Zhao Miaomiao.

Zhao Miaomiao hurriedly said: "Wait!"

Brother Huo turned around to look at Zhao Miaomiao, "What?

Do you have anything else to say?"

Zhao Miaomiao raised her hand and said, "I want to join your village!"

If you can't beat them, join them.

Well, it’s me as expected.

Huo Ge was stunned for a moment, thinking he had misheard, and asked Zhao Miaomiao again: "What? Say it again, what do you want to do?"

Zhao Miaomiao spoke each word very slowly and clearly, "I said I want to join your village."

The lame man next to him was very confused, "Why?

Why would you, a little girl, join a bandit in a mountain stronghold?"

Zhao Miaomiao began to act, "To be honest.

In fact, my dream since I was little was to be a bandit."

Everyone was a little skeptical.

Brother Jin, the man with glasses, said, "How could anyone have such a wish? Who doesn't want to be a good person?"

Zhao Miaomiao asked Brother Jin: "Then tell me, what's good about being a good person?"

Brother Jin couldn't explain it for a moment.

Zhao Miaomiao continued to make up stories, "In today's world, it's the hardest to be a good person.

Being poor and cowardly, there is no way out.

The bandits are so free and easy, they can do whatever they want.

What’s more important is that the bandits can have enough food to eat!

"嘤嘤嘤~~~"

Zhao Miaomiao is indeed a great actor, tears come easily.

With red eyes, she continued pitifully, "I have a bad life, 嘤嘤嘤~~~

I have a father who smokes opium. With him, I have never had enough food or warm clothes since I was a child.

As soon as she came of age, she was sold to the Wu family as a daughter-in-law.

On the surface, I am the eldest lady of the Wu family, who enjoys great status.

In fact, I have no status at all in the Wu family.

No matter what kind of servants they are, they can bully me.

Old Mrs. Wu doesn't like me either, and it's common for her to beat and scold me.

With life like this, why should I be a good person?

"嘤嘤嘤~~~"

Gradually, some people began to believe what Zhao Miaomiao said.

And everyone felt sorry for Zhao Miaomiao.

The bald man Tu Ge was the representative. He walked over to discuss with Huo Ge and said, "Huo Ge, I think this little girl is quite pitiful.

Otherwise, let’s let her go.”

When Wu Yisheng heard this, he quickly said, "No!

Uncle Tu, Uncle Huo, this woman is pretending!

She is definitely pretending!

She is a ruthless person with deep scheming and hidden intentions. She is definitely not as pitiful as she says! "

After hearing this, Zhao Miaomiao asked Wu Yisheng in a sobbing voice.

"Brother Yisheng~~~

This is your prejudice.

You hate me, but have I ever done anything bad to you?

Ohhhhh~~~

It was you who framed him for adultery and wanted to kill him.

People drag you into the water to save their lives.

To be honest, it was you who bullied others.

"嘤嘤嘤~~~"

This is logically correct.

It sounds very distressing.

Wu Yisheng wanted to say something in his defense, but he didn't know where to start.

Damn it!

He was actually speechless by such a woman! !

Wu Yisheng was determined not to let Zhao Miaomiao go, and persuaded Brother Huo, "Uncle Huo, believe me, this woman is really not simple.

If we agree to let her join the village, we will be nurturing a tiger to harm us.

Besides, Shabi Village has been established for so many years, and has never taken in any women."

Although Brother Huo felt a little sorry for Zhao Miaomiao, he was still a little suspicious of her.

Then he followed Wu Yisheng's words, nodded and said: "The world is not good, although you are quite miserable, little girl.

But our village has never taken any women in.

One is that women are useless, and the other is that women are prone to causing trouble.

So I can’t break that example for you.”

Zhao Miaomiao hurriedly proved: "I am useful, very useful.

I can unlock it.

No matter what kind of lock it is, I can open it."

Huo Ge was very surprised: "You are a little girl, why do you know such a thing?"

Zhao Miaomiao explained: "It all starts with my bad luck, 嘤嘤嘤~~~

I have a father who smokes opium. I have lived with him since I was a child. I didn’t have enough to eat or warm clothes to wear.

In order to survive, I learned to steal.

Over time, any lock will be opened."

Wu Yisheng didn't believe it, "Wan Qingqiu, stop playing tricks!

I investigated you before you married into the Wu family.

You are just a powerless and useless young lady.

I've never done anything sneaky, so how could I possibly have the skill to pick a lock?"

Zhao Miaomiao: "Nephew, don't disbelieve it.

If you have any doubts, then you can prepare a few types of locks and try them on me, and you will know for sure."

Brother Huo thought this method was feasible, so he asked people to start preparing.

After a while, someone brought in seven or eight types of locks.

There are all kinds of locks.

Old style, new style, wooden, iron...

Various types of locks.

Zhao Miaomiao walked over pretentiously, looked at the lock pretentiously, and touched it again.

Wu Yisheng, who was standing by, saw this and said disdainfully: “Uncle Huo, she is just pretending.

She doesn't have any lock-picking skills."

Wu Yisheng had just finished speaking.

The next second, the lock opened.

Zhao Miaomiao calmly put down the lock, and then opened the second, third, fourth... eighth... all of them.

Wu Yisheng was stunned.

Huo Ge was immediately delighted, walked over with a big laugh and said, "Little girl, you are amazing!

I've been a bandit for so many years, but I've never seen a woman like you.

Well, talent is hard to come by.

Today I will make an exception and allow you to join the Shabi Village!"

Zhao Miaomiao also laughed, "Ahahaha, from now on we are all one family, all brothers, all brothers."

As he spoke, he walked over, patted Wu Yisheng on the shoulder and said, "Be good, nephew, call me Uncle Qiu."

Veins popped up on Wu Yisheng's forehead, but he was too angry to say anything.

This development is outrageous!!

Who is this woman?

Why does nothing good happen when I meet her?!

Why is it so hard to kill her! ! ! !

No. 99 wanted to comfort Wu Yisheng, "Calm down, calm down."

You'll get used to it.

The plot keeps collapsing, and a lifetime is over.

Don’t bother with the details anymore.

Although Wu Yisheng couldn't hear it.

But No. 99 is very satisfied with his mentality: Well, today I am the Buddhist little 99 again.