Qi Qi's competitive spirit was aroused, and he insisted on becoming the older brother. The silly Long Xiaofan also refused to back down, not wanting his handsome younger brother, who was shorter than him, to be the older brother.

The two exchanged a few words.

Until Qi Qi sneezed, he wiped his nose, glared at Long Xiaofan, and said, "Childish!"

Long Xiaofan didn't care about that. Instead, she excitedly urged him to change his clothes quickly: "Little brother, do you know how to dress? Shall I help you?"

Qi Qi muttered, "I'm not stupid. Who asked you to put this on me? Call me Young Master Long, not 'brother'."

He glanced at Long Xiaofan suspiciously. This guy had just run back from outside, and his vest looked a little damp when he came in, but it had dried out in no time.

Is his body temperature really that high?

Qi Qi didn't have much of a sense of shame to begin with. Since the protagonist in front of him was an idiot, he didn't care much about it and forgot the system's instructions. He simply and openly took off his soaking wet shirt.

Unbeknownst to Qi Qi, the simpleton Long Xiaofan paused for a moment, then stared intently at him. His expression was not that of a fool, but rather like that of a wolf or tiger that had spotted its prey, with a gleam in his eyes.

Long Aotian... no, he's now Long Xiaofan, who has transmigrated ahead of time. He was initially speechless when he discovered that he had become a fool in the countryside.

After all, anyone would be angry if they woke up to find that all the empire they had worked so hard to build was gone. However, he has always been good at accepting things. Since he was here, he might as well make the best of it. With his abilities, he might not be worse off in this world than in the apocalypse. Who knew that before he could even get used to the original owner's memories...

Suddenly, a film crew recording a variety show arrived in Xiaoshui Village. In order to gain profit, the original owner's second uncle accepted the crew's request to stay at the restaurant in his place.

Long Xiaofan had already made up his mind to teach these people who didn't respect him a lesson, and then he saw the beauty in front of him.

With her amorous eyes and beautiful face, a high and straight nose with a rounded tip, and plump lips that are naturally red, she possesses an androgynous yet incredibly dashing appearance.

When I met her at noon, I thought she was just a pretty face, but I didn't expect that she would become even more radiant in the evening.

Just like his father's fairy-like son who descended from heaven.

Let alone after the apocalypse, even before the apocalypse, Long Xiaofan had never seen one like this before, and he immediately became itchy, not to mention that this beauty kept glancing at him.

It turns out that I don't dislike humans; I just haven't met anyone who truly resonates with me.

Long Xiaofan then saw him put on a T-shirt and then take off his pants, revealing two white and straight legs. The shirt was loose when he wore it, but it was even bigger on Qi Qi, hanging loosely and very large, like a little skirt.

Do you have any pants?

It was empty and a bit cold, Qi Qi asked him again.

Long Xiaofan subconsciously replied, "No."

[When the plot reaches a certain point, please maintain an expression of disgust and contempt as you recite your lines: ...]

Qi Qi immediately rolled her eyes at him, her eyes wide with sarcasm, "You poor wretch, you don't even have a decent set of clothes. You want me to just stay wet like this? If I get a fever, you'll be sorry..."

He looked at the script again and thought for a moment about what kind of scene it was: [Long Qi's eyes swept hotly over Long Xiaofan's waist..., his red tongue lightly brushed his lips, he swallowed, and said in a hoarse voice: No clothes? Then give me your clothes.]

Qi Qi wrinkled his nose, grimacing as he complained to the system: "This is too much, System! He doesn't even have any clothes to wear, and I'm taking them from him? What if he catches a cold?"

System: [? Who are we now?]

Qi Qi: [A bad guy?]

The system's response was concise: 【Then what are you hesitating for?】

Qi Qi: [Yeah, right!]

He immediately performed the entire script perfectly, except that his acting was so bad that his expression looked cute while he was trying to look fierce.

System Review: [Look at him with a hot, lewd gaze. Squint your eyes, don't stare with wide, eager eyes, and don't show your fangs. You're looking at a man, not a big chicken leg.]

Qi Qi: [Report! I will try my best! ...But his arm really looks like a giant chicken leg...]

system:【?】

Despite the poor acting, the plot completion rate still reached 2%.

The beauty's eyes and expression—if he wasn't mistaken, then… he was…

That's way too proactive.

He liked it very much.

In that instant, a hint of the domineering and aggressive nature that belonged to Long Aotian flashed in Long Xiaofan's eyes, which Qi Qi happened to see.

Qi Qi was taken aback.

Long Xiaofan immediately withdrew his imposing aura.

The beauty was startled... It seems we can't reveal our true appearance for now...

The "God of War Dragon," who once fought his way through a million zombies seven times, is actually a powerful and terrifying figure whose true nature even his subordinates fear.

I hope I don't scare the beauty. Since he likes fools, how about I play this game with him?

Long Xiaofan grinned, revealing his sixteen big white teeth: "No way, without pants my butt will be showing, and I won't show my butt."

Younger brother Lu.

Qi Qi hadn't intended to snatch it anyway, so he waved his hand and said, "Never mind if you don't have any. By the way, do you have any hot water or food? I... I'm hungry, you idiot!"

Long Xiaofan scratched his head: "Then wait a minute, little brother, I'll go boil some water!"

"Huh? We need to boil water again? Isn't there a water heater here?"

"No, only my second uncle and the village chief have them, but their houses are a bit far from here."

This village is really poor... Qi Qi looked at himself after falling into the mud and water and simply wiping his body and hair. He was still feeling a bit uncomfortable, so he had no choice but to trouble Long Xiaofan: "Then you go and burn it."

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