"Of all the waters in the world, I only drink from one?"

"Your three thousand disciples are as weak as water. I can take your head from among these three thousand people and drink your blood!"

"A gentleman loves wealth, but he acquires it in a proper way."

"I like your money, so taking your money makes perfect sense!"

"Do not do to others what you would not have them do to you."

"No one can force me to do things I don't want to do!"

The Ninth Prince took a deep breath, greatly shocked. He had received an elite education since childhood, and his father, elder brother, and teachers had all taught him the way of the gentleman. Today, after hearing Qi Qi's words, the door to a new world opened, and the young Ninth Prince was attacked by the network culture of the future world, which was unprecedented in this era.

"Who taught you to interpret it that way? Confucius was a sage, how dare you spout nonsense and distort his meaning here!"

Qi Qi protested, "How can it not be?"

Ninth Prince: "Anyway, it's not!"

Qi Qi: "Then let me ask you, if you don't understand it that way, where does the idiom 'strong and powerful' come from?"

Upon hearing this, the Ninth Prince was speechless for a moment: "...Sophistry, this is sophistry. I'm asking you, what books do you usually read?"

Qi Qi: "The Three Character Classic".

Ninth Prince: "???"

Qi Qi: "I just finished learning it and was about to look at the Thousand Character Classic."

The Ninth Prince was furious: "Get out! Get out! You don't understand the Analects at all!"

"Who hasn't read 'Lunyu'?" Qi Qi ran outside feeling wronged.

The bewildered guard: "..."

Little Fuzi and Little Xizi, who had witnessed this farce but were illiterate and unaware of its meaning, could only tremble in fear: "..."

The palace maids: "..."

On his very first day here, he had a huge argument with the Ninth Prince. This Qi Laibao is indeed as unruly, willful, and clueless as the rumors say!

Thinking to himself that this little eunuch was quite sensible in the morning and at noon, how come he suddenly became stubborn tonight? What a pity, what a pity, he turns out to be useless. He was just about to go in and comfort the Ninth Prince.

Less than a minute after Qi Qi ran out of the study, the Ninth Prince emerged from inside with a calm expression, looked around, and exclaimed, "Qi Laibao!"

"Qi Laibao!?"

Where are they?!

The palace servants looked at each other, wondering if this meant punishment.

After calling out twice without getting a response, Xia Zhu, who had just entered from outside the side hall, said, "Your Highness, I don't know why, but I just saw Qi Laibao run out of the hall."

The Ninth Prince's face, which had just recovered, darkened: "They ran away?"

Xia Zhu, puzzled, said, "Yeah, and it runs really fast!"

The Ninth Prince exclaimed in disbelief, "I only cursed a couple of times, and they ran away already?!"

The palace servants remained silent.

Xiao Fuzi hesitated and said, "Your Highness, shall I go and bring him back?"

The Ninth Prince was furious: "Bring him back! You little brat, Qi Laibao, you think you can run away?! Go and bring him back! Eleventh! Bring him back!"

Dark Eleven: "..."

It's been a long time since I've seen His Highness so emotional. This little eunuch is doomed.

A dark shadow flashed past everyone's eyes.

Less than a minute later, Qi Qi, disheveled, was dragged back into the hall by the back of his neck, his dazed face seemingly still not understanding what had happened.

The Ninth Prince and the others stared at him for a full three seconds before the chubby boy suddenly snapped out of his daze and excitedly hugged the hand of Dark Eleven, whose face was covered by a mask: "Grey Grey Grey..."

Everyone: ?

Clearing his throat, Qi Qi exclaimed in surprise, "Flying! You can actually fly! Kung Fu! This is human kung fu!?"

Everyone: "..."

An Eleven coldly put down the chubby boy who was looking at him with admiration, and then quietly left the scene.

Ninth Prince: "You, Qi Laibao! I only said a few words to you! And you actually tried to run away!"

The clothes are all messed up! In such a hurry!

Qi Qi looked bewildered: "I didn't mean to run away! I went to the bathroom!"

Qi Qi looked at the Ninth Prince with a face full of resentment: "I drank too much water just now and wanted to go to the bathroom, but the road is so far. I just unbuckled my belt and was grabbed and lifted into the air..."

Only then did everyone notice that he was still tightly holding his belt with one hand, and his trouser legs were loose: "..."

The Ninth Prince was extremely embarrassed, but could only maintain a calm demeanor: "Oh, if you want to go, just say so! Why are you running away, and arguing with me, Your Highness!"

Qi Qi: "Your Highness, why are you shouting so loudly? You startled me."

Ninth Prince: "I didn't raise my voice."

Qi Qi: "And very fierce."

The Ninth Prince lowered his voice: "He wasn't fierce either."

Qi Qi: "I can't go on anymore, I need to relieve myself, can the older brother from earlier give me a ride?"

The Ninth Prince snorted: "No! Do you think you can just use my personal guards as you please? Go to my chamber pot."

Dongmei: "This... Your Highness, this is unreasonable..."

The Ninth Prince waved his hand: "As long as you few don't say anything, who will know? Don't let it get out."

Qi Qi didn't care about that anymore and immediately ran towards the side room of the inner hall. He had been here once in the morning and knew how to get there.

As a eunuch, urinating was naturally not as convenient as for a normal man. Although castration in this dynasty didn't involve razing that area to the ground... there was still a big difference between a banana and a trial-size lipstick.

Moreover, the sphincter muscle in that area was damaged, which also affected his ability to urinate. Because of the medicine given to him by Qi Defu, Qi Qi could hold his urine for a little while before going to the toilet. Some unlucky eunuchs could not do that. Some were too badly injured, and some died directly in the castration room. Others could not hold it in after they came out and would become incontinent.

Qi Qi sat on the chamber pot, surrounded by fragrant incense. There were fragrant wood shavings in the pot, and even his poop smelled sweet... It was a little disgusting, but he couldn't think about it too much.

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