Quick Transmigration: Why Give Up on the Yandere Male Lead?

[This novel is 1v1 + the author is bad at writing summaries]

"From now on, Your Majesty will be responsible for being beautiful as a flower, and I'll be responsible for arranging flow...

Chapter 492 My Husband is as Fierce as a Tiger (15)

How can we make fun of this awful Ari?

If he were a little boy, he would definitely take off his pants and pee on them, letting them taste the flavor of a child's urine.

But unfortunately, he isn't. He's a grown man now, and it's impossible for him to do something so shameless.

His big, dark eyes blinked, then suddenly lit up, and a wicked smile appeared on his lips, his face full of evil.

Looking around, I saw a pile of bird droppings on the tree trunk.

This is truly a stroke of luck!

Shen Ye used a stick to pick up the bird droppings and then swung them down at Arui's head.

The bird droppings didn't land on Ari's head; instead, they landed precisely on his neck.

The bird droppings weren't runny, but they were still sticky on Arui's neck.

Arui, who was passionately kissing someone, initially thought the leaf that had fallen on his neck was just a leaf and didn't think much of it.

However, after a while, he felt something was wrong, so he reached out and touched something sticky and smelly. He hurriedly let go of the female and took a look.

It was bird poop!

He looked up and saw Shen Ye squatting on the tree trunk with a gloating expression.

At the same time, a bird flew by and pooped on Arui's face.

The little bird probably had some indigestion; it had rather loose stools today. So, its poop splattered right onto Ari's face.

Arui reached out and touched it, and immediately screamed in disgust, his stomach cramped, and he almost vomited.

Magnetism noticed it too, and hurriedly covered his nose, taking a few steps back in horror!

Shen Ye chuckled wickedly, "Wow, bird poop! The bird loves you so much!"

"Xu! Jing! Huai!"

Arui guessed that the first pile of shit must have been done by Shen Ye. He roared in fury, and the sound shook the heavens and scared away all the birds in the forest.

"Hey!" Shen Ye continued to mock, "Handsome Arui, what about your image? A boy can't shout like that without any regard for his image."

"Get down here!" Ari kicked the tree trunk, vowing to beat up the vandal.

"I won't." I'm not stupid; I'd definitely get beaten up if I went down, so I won't go looking for trouble.

As night fell, Arui shook the tree trunk with all his might, as if he were possessed.

Shen Ye wasn't shaken down, but the bird droppings that the little bird had left on the tree were shaken down. They were both dry and runny, and not only did they fall all over Arui, but Shen Ye wasn't spared either.

Enraged, Arui climbed a tree, but unfortunately, the weather turned against him; after only a few steps, his animal-skin skirt fell down...

Shen Ye laughed even more arrogantly, his stomach almost hurting from laughing. "Hahahaha, handsome guy, your elephant trunk fell out."

Upon seeing Ari's naked bottom, the female's expression changed drastically.

As for Arui, he was extremely embarrassed!

He and Arn have always maintained the principle of keeping their relationship within the bounds of propriety, and apart from holding hands and kissing, they have never crossed any lines.

Although Aen is a fox, it doesn't stop them from falling in love.

He would wait until early winter to discuss the ceremony with the clan elders before taking that step.

But now, he's incredibly rude, showing his bare bottom in front of Arne...

this.....

How could he possibly bear this?

Shen Ye was overjoyed. It wasn't like she hadn't seen it before. She laughed so hard she could hardly breathe, saying, "Arui, why don't you hurry up and put on your animal skin skirt? What if the little birds see your elephant trunk and get upset and peck at it? Then you won't be able to use it anymore."