Reading Minds, Eating Big Melons, the Cannon Fodder Are All Going Crazy!

【Mind Reading + Melon-Eating System + Group Favorite + Cool Article + Space + Sand Sculpture Goes Crazy】

The 500-year-old little ginseng spirit—Luo Ranran, could never cultivate into hu...

Chapter 201 A Lot of Green Hats

Chapter 201 A Lot of Green Hats

"Hey, you want to faint? That depends on whether I, Old Huang, agree or not."

Imperial Physician Huang jumped up and deftly pulled out the silver needle that had pierced Ji Zaochong's body, and then inserted it into another acupuncture point.

“Hiss, it hurts.”

Ji Zaochong took a deep breath and grimaced in pain. As for fainting, he was in so much pain that he couldn't even faint.

"Hiss, Imperial Doctor Huang, I'm not fainting anymore. Please spare me and take out the needle. I really can't stand this kind of pain. Please."

Huang Imperial Physician didn't quite believe in Ji Zaochong's character, "Master Ji, are you sure you're not dizzy?"

Ji Zaochong was sweating profusely from the pain and nodded hastily: "Sure, sure, I'm really not dizzy anymore, Imperial Doctor Huang, please."

Imperial Physician Huang snorted coldly, "Alright, since you are crying so hard, I will take back the silver needle, but if you do it again..."

"Not again, I promise."

Ji Zaochong was shaking with pain all over and wanted to die. He immediately stopped Huang Yuyi from continuing speaking, as he really couldn't wait any longer.

"Okay!" Imperial Physician Huang was somewhat reluctant. He had not seen enough of Ji Zaochong's miserable side.

In order to get some benefits later, I reluctantly spared him.

The moment the silver needle was pulled out, Ji Zaochong let out a long sigh of relief and fell weakly to the ground.

It feels so good to be alive!

Before he could catch his breath, he heard the gloating voice of the GuaGua system.

[Ranran, Ji Zaochong probably couldn't believe it himself. He had lost his fertility a long time ago, and his illegitimate sons and daughters were born one after another. After counting, he had a total of six illegitimate sons and daughters. Oh, yes, there was also a concubine who was pregnant. Including this one, there were a total of seven. Awesome, brother. 】

“Puff…”

The onlookers couldn't help but laughed out loud again, but they didn't dare to laugh too loudly. They could only hold back their laughter until their faces turned red.

Ji Zaochong turned pale, and hurriedly pulled Huang Imperial Physician's sleeve and asked, "Huang Imperial Physician, can you tell when I lost my fertility?"

This was very important to him; he didn't believe that his illegitimate sons and daughters were all bastards.

Imperial Physician Huang was too lazy to keep the secret, and said with contempt: "According to my diagnosis, you lost your fertility about five years ago. As for the reason, I don't know."

"On the one hand, you were unrestrained in sexual intercourse and indulged excessively. On the other hand, you were given a sterilization drug, which completely rendered you infertile."

"W-what?"

Ji Zaochong was shocked, angry, ashamed, irritated and incredulous.

All of his illegitimate sons and daughters are under the age of five. What does this mean?

This means that he was not only cuckolded once, but many times. He felt ashamed, furious, and embarrassed!

"puff--"

Ji Zaochong's psychological endurance reached its limit. With his blood boiling, he suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood.

Luo Ranran, Imperial Physician Huang, Madam Ji and her son quickly dodged to the side with a look of disgust on their faces.

It's really bad luck.

"Master Ji." The little kid blinked his big eyes and added fuel to the fire with his babyish voice.

"Anger hurts your body, you must take care of yourself. Don't forget, you have parents above you, a dozen concubines in the middle, and six or seven illegitimate sons and daughters below you, they all depend on you for their livelihood~~"

"Besides, it's just infertility, it's not incurable. Once you're cured, having a baby won't be a piece of cake."

"Besides, you now have a lot of illegitimate sons and daughters. Even if you can't have children anymore, they can take care of you in your old age. When you die, there will be someone to throw a pot at you."

Everyone eating melons: Hahahaha…

They laughed so hard that tears came out.

Among them, the happiest one was Emperor Luo, who felt quite proud and stood his back straight.

Look, although he has been cuckolded a lot and has not had many children, he only has one bastard. In comparison, he is still lucky.

Ji Zaochong's face turned red, and he felt embarrassed and irritated.

If he hadn't taken Luo Ranran's identity into consideration, he would have definitely argued with him. It was so humiliating, so humiliating!

Imperial Physician Huang poked his head out to watch the fun, "Master Ji, it's such a pity. If you had come to see me earlier, your fertility might have been restored. But now, your foundation has been destroyed and there is no cure~"

"puff--"

Ji Zaochong's eyes were bloodshot and he spit out blood again. He could not accept this fact.

It’s not over yet.

Luo Ranran bared her little teeth and kindly suggested, "Master Ji, don't be sad for now. You should go back to the mansion and take a look. Your backyard was very lively when you were not here."

Guagua System said excitedly: [Of course, Ji Zaochong is spending New Year's Eve in the palace, so the concubines in his house have to spend New Year's Eve as well. 】

[Plus, tonight is a good day, and those concubines will not miss the opportunity to have a secret meeting with their husbands, especially Ji Zao Chong's favorite Meimei, who is really passionate tonight~~]

Upon hearing this, Ji Zaochong was furious. He wanted to go back home to catch the adulterer. He would never allow anyone to cuckold him.

"Your Majesty, I am not feeling well. Please allow me to return home first."

It’s not that I’m not feeling well, it’s just that the backyard is on fire and the cuckolded Ji Zao Chong wants to rush back to put out the fire.

Emperor Luo forced down the corners of his mouth that were about to rise, and waved his hand with a righteous expression, "Well, go back. As an official appointed by the court, you should abide by the law and not hurt anyone's life."

"Yes, I obey your order."

Ji Zaochong's face turned pale.

The emperor's meaning was very clear. He told him not to beat or kill the concubine who had cheated on him and the bastards in the mansion.

But he couldn't bear it.

But he had to obey the emperor's orders, which was really frustrating and uncomfortable.

Before leaving, Ji Zaochong looked at Madam Ji, her mother and her two children with complicated eyes, opened his mouth, wanting to say something but found it difficult to speak, so he just turned away angrily.

As soon as he stepped out of the palace, he heard deafening laughter coming from inside the palace.

Ji Zaochong twisted his feet and hit his face on the ground, leaving bruises all over his face and even knocking out two of his front teeth.

Ahhhhh…

Ji Zaochong was in a state of collapse. He wanted to cry but couldn't. He gritted his teeth and quickly got up under the naked gazes of the imperial guards on both sides.

Then he limped out of the palace.

From now on, he will never be able to face people again.

In the temple.

Imperial Physician Huang discussed with Luo Ranran with a smile.

"Princess Zhaoyang, Lord Ji's mansion must be very lively. Otherwise, we should go with him to join in the fun, so that he won't cause any deaths. What do you think?"

Luo Ranran's eyes lit up.

She said in all seriousness, "Well, Imperial Physician Huang's suggestion is good. To show the emperor's grace, this princess will personally make the decision for Lord Ji."

As he said this, Naituanzi spread his hands.

"Ah, those concubines are really something. They caught someone and made him a cuckold. I don't know if it's because their vision is too poor, or if Master Ji is too easy to deceive?"

GuaGua System chuckled: [Of course it’s both. 】

Madam Ji and her two children: "..."

As long as you are happy.