144 is a good place to have a baby

After drinking and chatting enough with Li's father, Uncle Luo San was about to head home. Before leaving, Luo Da asked Li Wei and her two siblings, who had been playing cards with him, "Do you want to go back to school together?"

Li Wei was having a great time, looking at the small stack of banknotes beside her, she must have won quite a bit, and completely forgot about going back to school. Before she could react, Li Lianhui replied, "Okay, we'll hitch a ride back from your house. Hey, is Xiao Er home?"

And so, Li Wei and Li Lin packed some more things and went back to the city with Uncle Luo.

Li Wei originally wanted to go straight home to get ready for school the next day, but she couldn't resist Uncle Luo's enthusiastic invitation and insisted that the three of them come to his house for dinner. As a result, she didn't go home and went straight to Uncle Luo's house.

When Li Wei saw the three of them, her third aunt was quite welcoming. Grandma Luo was genuinely happy, bustling around with her aunts bringing out various things for the three of them to eat, which finally made Li Wei feel a little more at ease.

To Li Wei's surprise, besides the Luo family, she also saw an acquaintance—Song Xuejiao.

Li Wei and the others had just sat down on the sofa in the living room when Luo Xiaosan and Song Xuejiao came downstairs, chatting and laughing as they walked. They seemed quite familiar with each other. When they saw Li Wei and the others, they rushed over: "Hey, Li Wei, what brings you here? You're very close to Luo Jianhua? Oh right, I remember now, I saw a lot of photos of you guys this morning, photos of you when you were little. What's wrong with my memory, haha..."

The mistress spoke up: "Of course we're familiar, we've known each other since we were little, when I was a kid..." but Li Wei covered her mouth.

That brat! Didn't he see his aunt sitting to the side? Talking about how I hit you when you were little is just trying to make me look bad!

The mistress forcefully pried Li Wei's hand off: "I meant to say that you gave me lots of good food when I was little, okay? Hehe..."

Li Wei nodded, without any modesty: "That's right, that's true. Tell me what you ate?"

Luo Xiaosan —

Li Lianhui went upstairs to play with Luo Er. Li Lin, Song Xuejiao, Luo Xiaosan, and Luo Da played cards. Li Wei chatted with Grandma Luo. Third Aunt went to the kitchen to help Aunt prepare dinner.

If it were someone else's house, Li Wei could pretend to help. But Aunt Luo... forget it. She might end up fighting with her. She's a lady now; she can't be as shameless as she was when she was a child.

Grandma Luo had just finished greeting guests downstairs and was feeling a bit tired. So Li Wei and Grandma Luo went upstairs to the old lady's room to sit for a while.

Sure enough, Grandma Luo's room was stocked with plenty of good food and drinks. Grandma Luo was happy to see Li Wei. She took everything out and laid it out on the coffee table. Li Wei ate chestnut cake and drank juice while chatting with Grandma Luo. It was a very pleasant time.

She hadn't been there long. Luo Xiaosan called Li Wei, saying they were one short and asked her to fill in. Li Wei wasn't really keen on moving. She asked, "Who's missing? Aren't there four of us?"

The mistress said dejectedly, "We're missing Song Xuejiao. She went to the kitchen to help my mom cook. Aren't the three of us in the kitchen crowded?"

Li Wei responded with an "oh," surprised that Song Xuejiao was quite adept at handling things. Before Li Wei could say anything, Grandma Luo smiled and said, "Go on, go down and play with them for a while. They're just kids, don't be like this old lady, sitting there and not wanting to move."

Li Wei and Luo Xiaosan went downstairs. Li Wei took the opportunity to ask Song Xuejiao about her relationship with his family. If she had stayed a little longer, she would have asked about Grandma Luo.

Xiao San only said that Song Xuejiao's father and his father were sworn brothers, and the two families had a good relationship. He didn't know anything else.

It turns out they're the kids of Uncle Luo's old cronies. No wonder they seem so close to Aunt Luo; you'd think this was their family.

Several people felt it wasn't convenient to play in the living room. So they moved to Luo Da's room, with Xiao San'er's reason being: his brother's bed was bigger and more comfortable.

This was Li Wei's second time visiting Luo Da's room. Looking at the large blue bed, she suddenly felt uncomfortable. Li Lin also looked around, but finding nothing interesting, she went to Luo Er's room, only to force the reluctant Luo Er to play cards, leaving Li Lin to occupy the game spot.

Li Wei suddenly laughed when she saw Luo Er's expression: "If you don't want to play, then we won't play. Look at your expression, like you're being forced into it."

Luo Er's expression softened slightly: "No way, you're here, so I have to make sure you eat well, drink well, and have fun. Otherwise, what kind of talk would that be? But I've already spent half the day showing photos to that Song Xuejiao and acting as her guide. It's not easy for me either. Luckily, Cousin Zhong didn't come today, or I would have felt even worse. Sigh, why do all these unpopular jobs always fall on my shoulders?!"

Everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't stop. Li Wei pushed Luo Er and said, "Alright, stop pretending. Those are all beauties. You're lucky to be with them. Others don't even get a chance, hehe..."

Upon hearing Li Wei's words, Luo Er, while drawing cards, suddenly smiled mysteriously: "It's not my turn yet, my mom has other plans, hahaha..."

This guy actually laughed so hard he almost fell over, and the mistress laughed along with him, leaving Li Wei completely baffled.

Luo Er, who was laughing like a roly-poly toy, was suddenly kicked by Luo Da and lay completely on the bed. But even lying down, he wasn't still still. He rolled around with his cards in his hand, laughing as if he had drunk the Laughing Monk's urine: "Ouch, ouch, I'm dying... I can't take it anymore, my cheeks can't take it..."

Li Wei nudged Luo Da, who wasn't laughing, and asked, "What's going on? Is it that funny?"

Luo Da remained unchanged: "I don't know."

As Li Wei arranged the tiles in her hand, she glanced at Luo Da and thought, "You little brat, it would be strange if you didn't know. It might have something to do with you, otherwise why would you have that poop face?"

Li Wei took out a King card and tried to bribe the mistress: "Mistress, tell me what you want, and I'll give you this King card, how about it?"

The mistress happened to have a small card in her hand, and her eyes lit up immediately. She nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, I'll tell Sister Xiaoming..." Before she could finish speaking, her brother Luo Da kicked her onto the bed.

Before Luo Xiaosan could get up, Luo Er snatched the King from Li Wei's hand: "My mom said that Song Xuejiao has big breasts and a fat butt and can give birth to a son, so give me this King."

Li Wei was stunned for a moment, but after processing Luo Er's machine-gun-like words, she didn't need Luo Da's kick anymore. She was already laughing so hard she almost fell over, haha...

Luo Da looked a little embarrassed and annoyed, and shouted, "Are you still playing or not? If not, let's call it a day." What a mess this is!

Li Wei laughed until her stomach hurt a little; the more she looked at Luo Da's dark face, the more she wanted to laugh. She was already sitting on the edge of the bed, and in her excitement, she rolled around... *plop*

The younger siblings, who had already laughed enough, suddenly burst into laughter again when they saw their older brother getting a little angry and stopping laughing. Then, seeing Li Wei suddenly stop laughing and roll off the bed with a thud, they couldn't help but laugh again.

Li Wei took a pretty hard fall. There wasn't a carpet on the floor, so she landed on her bottom first. Lying there catching her breath, she rubbed her backside and thought to herself, "This is karma! I really shouldn't have laughed at Luo Da's jokes..."

He lay on the floor and laughed again.

Luo Er and Luo San'er both peeked out at the same time, wondering if they would fall and laugh themselves silly.

Luo Da, his face cold, grabbed Li Wei's clothes and lifted her onto the bed, like a crane hoisting concrete bars. Li Wei felt uncomfortable from the tightness and kicked a couple of times before sitting up: "You can't be this rough with construction. Try lifting me up and squeezing me like that again!"

She's a lady, how could she be treated like this! This Mr. Luo has such a weak sense of gentlemanly conduct, he doesn't even treat her like a human being!

Seeing Luo Da sitting there silently staring at the cards in his hand, Li Wei continued, "Let me tell you, you need to understand the difference between men and women. You can't just drag me around like that anymore, especially since you're almost married, hahaha..."

No, just thinking about Song Xuejiao's ample bosom makes her want to laugh. Aunt Luo San really has good taste! Nine out of ten middle-aged women would say Song Xuejiao is very fertile. The other one, you can't tell, is just presbyopia and cataracts, hehe…

"Have you laughed enough?" Luo Da's gloomy voice came from behind. Anyone would be annoyed by being laughed at like that.

ah?

Li Wei suddenly realized the atmosphere was a bit off. Across from her, Luo Da was still sitting there, cards in hand, staring intently with a dark expression. Nothing seemed wrong, though. Look at Xiao Er and Xiao San… wait a minute?

When did those two kids slip away?

Li Wei suddenly sensed something was wrong. These Luo Xiao Er and Luo Xiao San were incredibly cunning. They ran away without even saying goodbye or giving a signal when they sensed something was amiss. That was really disrespectful!

Li Wei hurriedly threw down the playing cards in her hand and shuffled closer to the bedside: "Um... hehe... you play first... I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to the bathroom..."

Luo Da suddenly looked up from the playing cards: "You seem quite happy? Is it funny?"

Even a fool would know this was sarcasm, so he quickly shook his head: "No... I'm not happy, I was just laughing for no reason. It's not funny at all, really. Just think of it as me sleepwalking and laughing like an idiot, just pretend you didn't hear me..." I'm happy for you, you're going to have a son, hehe.

Li Wei continued to move off the bed. Luo Da was really something. She was fine in the corner of the bed and could easily roll out, but now he had to put her in the middle. Wasn't that just making it harder for her to move?

Li Wei felt she had to say something, otherwise the atmosphere would be too awkward: "Actually, it's not entirely my fault. It was Xiao Er who brought it up first. How was I supposed to know that Third Aunt had such good taste? Hehe... Pfft—hahaha"

"Isn't she courting death?" Li Wei quickly covered her mouth with both hands. Staring wide-eyed at Luo Da, she saw Luo Er's face darken even more, and hurriedly retreated. She was alone in the room now; running away was the best option. Once she was out, the first thing she'd do was catch those disloyal little brothers and give them a good beating to vent her anger! All those steamed buns and mantou she'd given back then were wasted... Ah!

He fell off the bed again—

This time, however, she didn't fall to the floor; instead, she was held up in mid-air by her clothes—

Li Wei was genuinely startled. Anyone would feel terrible after experiencing these situations repeatedly. She gasped for breath, stammering, "Um... um... thank you!" Luo Da neither let go nor showed any expression: "You're welcome."

Li Wei —