Rebirth as a Little Nanny

If given another chance at life, how would you choose?

My plan: First, make myself look stunningly beautiful. Then secure a comfortable stable job, preferably a golden rice bowl. Finally, pur...

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When Li Wei was wheeled out of the operating room, she was still asleep. The anesthesia she received was not general anesthesia, but rather a psychogenic effect. Li Wei slept until she was taken to her ward before slowly waking up.

But when she opened her eyes, she was startled to see people all around her: her father, mother, grandfather, aunt, third uncle, third aunt, Luo, Li Lin...

Li Wei thought she might be dreaming, so she closed her eyes and fell asleep again.

While checking the IV bag and other equipment, the doctor smiled and said to everyone, "It's alright. She's just overworked and lost a lot of blood. She'll be fine after a little rest."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and rushed to see the babies. Two sturdy boys had already been wrapped up and placed side by side in their cribs. Everyone had seen those two, and now they all went to see the smaller one in the incubator, which was a girl.

My third aunt and her husband had already seen the place beforehand, so they decided not to squeeze in with my family. They each picked up one of the two boys and were overjoyed.

My third aunt also complained to my third uncle: "You smell of smoke, don't let the child smell it. And be gentle, be gentle..."

Da Luo and Aunt Gao were taking care of Li Wei. Da Luo was already exhausted. He sat there looking at Li Wei, whose face was pale. For the first time in his life, he realized what it meant to have walked through the gates of hell. Holding Li Wei's hand, it felt like an eternity had passed.

After seven days in the hospital, Li Wei recovered well and was finally able to go home and become a grandmother. She volunteered to stay and help take care of the children.

The men all went home that day since they were all fine. Cheng Min stayed for three days and saw that Li Wei was indeed doing well. Aunt Gao and Da Luo were taking very good care of her, and the two nannies recommended by the hospital seemed very efficient. They were experienced in caring for both children and adults. On the fourth day, Cheng Min also went home.

As for her aunt, seeing that Li Wei was alright, she went back the same day she arrived, but she did bring a bunch of baby supplies for her.

After spending these past few days together, Li Wei and her mother have, at least superficially, restored diplomatic relations.

As for the little baby in the incubator, apart from being a bit small, she's perfectly normal. Naturally, she's been breastfed more than other babies to take care of her, and her health is stable.

The family of two left the field. The family of five returned.

Naturally, someone was happy. While Li Wei was hospitalized, they secretly did something shady. They already have enough children. From now on, let's do our part for family planning.

Nobody knew about this. Anyway, it didn't interfere with the event. Nobody asked any questions.

While Li Wei was hospitalized, Da Luo had already applied for sick leave from the school. He also used his connections to get Li Wei two months of sick leave as well.

After returning home, Li Wei felt that there were already enough people in her family, and she couldn't let Da Luo's school be delayed like this. After much persuasion, a week later, Da Luo started school again, but he found a reasonable night when he could go home.

Li Wei looked at her three little ones. She was getting used to them now, but when she first saw them, they seemed so unfamiliar, almost unbelievable. None of them were particularly attractive. They were too small; she'd heard they wouldn't look so human until they were four or five months old and had gained some weight.

On the contrary, Da Luo found these wrinkled little monkeys quite pleasing to the eye, and Li Wei was quite disdainful of his eyes and aesthetic sense.

Li Wei wondered if there were too many children, but the man immediately retorted, "No, there are women who give birth to four or five at a time, seven or eight, and so on..."

Li Wei quickly interrupted him: "Alright, stop talking. The more you talk, the more you sound like a pig. Sigh, it's embarrassing to say this out in the future. There are still too many. If anyone asks in the future, you won't have to lie. But you're not allowed to say the number, understand?" This is too easy for people to misunderstand. She is a person with impeccable political integrity, not a pig.

The man thought this was a good thing and didn't understand: "Why? It's great! Who has more children than me?" Does this mean he has an extraordinary reproductive capacity?

Li Wei touched her chubby face, planning to start losing weight as soon as her postpartum period was over, and also to get rid of the fat on her body...

Hearing what that guy said, I interrupted him without thinking: "Let me tell you, don't spread rumors like they're nothing. Forget about whether people will look down on us for eating too much and taking up too many of Earth's resources; just questioning our species is enough to make me feel ashamed... At first, I wanted to have one or two girls, but now look... sigh, do you think those two older ones will be as annoying as the younger ones... hahaha... Mom, I just ate something, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry at all."

Just as we were talking about someone else's son, Auntie, now Li Wei's mother-in-law, came in with a bowl of soup. She acted as if she hadn't heard Li Wei's mutterings about "little two" and "little three," and instead urged Li Wei, "Drink some crucian carp soup. Aunt Gao just made it; it helps with lactation..."

Li Wei wailed; she was now a full-fledged wet nurse.

The postpartum period is painful, almost like being locked up. You eat and drink all day long, but instead of losing weight, you actually gain weight.

The only good thing is that the children aren't too fussy; they're generally well-behaved and won't cry endlessly, so they're easy to take care of.

When the baby was a month old, Li Wei and Da Luo persuaded them to send their third aunt away.

Although this third aunt had given birth to three sons, Grandma Luo basically helped take care of them, including during her postpartum period. Her methods for caring for the children were traditional, especially the practice of swaddling them like candles. Due to strong opposition from the children's parents, the third aunt's attempt to do so failed.

Such contradictions were numerous, so Zhao Chunyan was determined not to let her third aunt take care of the child long-term. Besides, who knew what trouble her third uncle might cause? Zhao Chunyan was also unsure. In addition, Li Wei and her son had enough help, so they packed up and went back home as soon as the baby turned one month old. She planned to take the train back by herself, but Li's mother, Cheng Min, had come over the day before and brought a bunch of things, so the two of them left together the next afternoon.

Cheng Min watched as the nanny and Aunt Gao handled the baby with great efficiency, and Li Wei and Da Luo also seemed quite capable and organized. It wasn't at all the chaotic situation she had imagined. The baby was doing well, so her previously anxious heart finally settled down. With many things to do at home, she gave Li Wei and Da Luo a few instructions and then went home with her third aunt.

Although they didn't go back to hold a banquet for the full moon celebration, relatives and friends who knew about it still sent them congratulatory gifts.

Others were one thing, but Li Zhaoxing and his wife, as well as Uncle Luo, had given them quite a few gifts, and they were practical ones—bankbooks. Li Wei glanced at them one evening, then burst out laughing, waving them in front of Da Luo: "Look, this time your dad and mom really put in the money. Before, they were just fooling us, hehe..."

As for her aunt, Cheng Fei wasn't in the mood to give her a savings account. When a worker gives money to his boss, how much is too much? Cheng Fei opted for something more practical, giving each child an antique jade pendant as a blessing for peace and safety.

Then there were all sorts of baby clothes, shoes, socks, and even high-end diapers. And so on—a whole host of miscellaneous baby products, some of which Li Wei had never even seen before. Their total stock was always a multiple of three.

Another thing is that my aunt threw the authorization letter that Li Wei wrote back at me, saying, "Your mother said it's better to keep it for you to raise your child. She knows if it's enough to support the child. Originally, she wanted to keep this company so that the child would have a future. Now, it seems better to raise them first..."

Li Wei —

She was treated like a pig again. What could she do? They were all elders. She had to put on a smiling face, so she could only vent her anger on her eldest son. As soon as her aunt left, she kicked him: "Are you a pig? You've given birth to so many children, but not as many pigs as you!"

The man deliberately grinned, feigning pain and sincerity: "It's my fault, it's my fault, why did I give birth to so many? What's going on..." As he spoke, he found it amusing and burst out laughing.

Li Wei wasn't in the mood to laugh: "Piggy's dad, let me tell you, we can't let anyone know we've had so many kids..."

Piglet's dad nodded hurriedly, "I understand, I understand, hehe..."

Li Wei —

Li Wei glanced at the newly partitioned room upstairs, which was dedicated to storing baby supplies. She figured it was basically big enough to open a baby supplies store.

Originally, Luo Da bought two cribs, but before Li Wei came home, Li Lianhui had already gone to buy another one. Looking at the three babies sleeping in the row of three cribs, Li Lianhui looked at her sister and couldn't help but sigh, "Sister, you're amazing. I used to not believe people who said you were strange, but now I have to admit, you are amazing, even more amazing than Astro Boy."

Li Wei grabbed Li Lianhui's outstretched hand as he reached for his nearest nephew and whispered, "Are you still trying to embarrass me?" Having twins was a happy thing, but after having so many, Li Wei couldn't help but wonder if she was a pig, and she couldn't help but worry that others would have the same doubts.

Therefore, if anyone says that she has had a lot of children, she feels that the person has ulterior motives and is trying to insult her.

Li Lianhui hurriedly explained that his sister was now very powerful, with three younger siblings backing her up, and the older one was even more formidable: "Hey, sister, I'm serious. Xiaolin and Luo Er both said that they would never dare to offend you again, because they might have to rely on their children to support them in their old age."

Li Wei couldn't stand it anymore. It was as if her family had become a social security institution. Her children were doing well, but now she was going to have to support a bunch of old men and women. They were dreaming so big, ugh!

After the baby's one-month celebration, Li Wei spent her days exercising, losing weight, and taking care of the baby. In her spare time, she would look at the textbooks for the new semester. Everything else was fine, as she had taken leave from school. She expected to have exams in December, including several of this semester's major courses and electives, which she needed to pass on the first try and get good grades.

Graduation would have been a good opportunity to get a decent job, but because of my leave, I have no chance of becoming a class leader or department head.

I heard that this was very useful when looking for a job after graduating from university, but it's no longer useful now. I can only focus on improving my professional skills.

Another thing was naming the children. Originally, the Luo family had a generational system, but unfortunately, Luo Gang didn't follow it much and omitted the middle character.

Now that he suddenly has two grandsons and a granddaughter, Lao Luo feels a surge of pride as an elder and wants to add a generational title to the children. This generation... should be a character.

The word "rebar" immediately popped into Li Wei's mind. She held back her laughter, but felt that putting that word in the middle would be too awkward, and how many more words would the child have to write in the future? So she secretly vetoed the idea with Da Luo.

Ronaldo's father vetoed it again—

Therefore, Li Wei named herself Luo Yi, Luo Er, and Luo Shan.

Da Luo found the name a bit strange; it sounded so familiar. He asked around and found out it belonged to Piglet's mother's hotel, which was called Ilsa. "I'm already being kind by not naming my daughter Rosa."

A certain university —