Chapter 1

Bi Chunliu floated in front of the hospital bed and looked at his body, feeling... very strange.

Yes, she died, and the cause of death was... Never mind, her death was too pathetic, she didn't want to mention it.

Facing her own body, she seemed to be unable to do anything but watch helplessly as the doctors tried to save her. Halfway through, she even tried to lie back down on the bed, hoping to blend in. The answer was obvious: no.

The doctor tried hard to save the patient for a while, and finally let go. The voice behind the mask was still a little sad: "We have tried our best. Let the family come to see him for the last time..."

Bi Chunliu: ? ? It shouldn't happen, right? Two years ago, I fell and knocked out half a tooth. I was in great shape. This time, it shouldn't happen either...

Why couldn't they have saved her? She wasn't convinced! She was only seventy! She hadn't even reached the average age! A close friend of hers, Sister Wang, was almost ninety, and she was still very strong and healthy! They often made plans to walk in the park together, and Sister Wang would always tell her with a smile, "Little Bi, while you're still young, you must enjoy yourself."

Look, look, someone's calling her "sister"! According to Sister Wang, she still has plenty of prime years left to enjoy! She just added two dramas Sister Wang recommended to her yesterday and hasn't even started watching them yet! And she's already been declared hopeless?!

If I were gone, who would understand Sister Wang’s hobbies so well? Who could Sister Wang share those interesting TV series with?

How could she accept this!

The door to the emergency room opened and closed, and the doctor left. Bi Chunliu looked at her body with a complicated expression, and reached out with a bit of reluctance.

As expected, the hand passed through the body. Well, this is a bit similar to what I've heard before. After all, I'm a spirit now.

"Wow, wow, wow - my poor teacher Bi -" A person came into the emergency room.

Bi Chunliu looked up and saw that it was Liu Xu. Humph, he is crying now. He always causes trouble for himself!

"Wow—if I had known earlier, I would have accompanied you to the park. How could you die so young? I told you a long time ago. The fortune teller said that you would have a hard time at seventy. Look, you didn't make it through, didn't you? Wow—"

The nurse holding the tissue next to her silently withdrew her hand. Shouldn't this family member go get a brain checkup?

Liu Xu didn't know what the nurse was thinking. A tall and fat man, he was crying with tears and snot all over his face, and he was wiping his tears with his sleeves.

Seeing the family members crying in grief, the kind nurse still handed them tissues.

Liu Xu thanked him and blew his nose hard. Bi Chunliu looked away in disgust. "Oh, why don't you say you can't find a partner? How shameful!"

Liu Xu wiped his nose and continued crying. I don't know what happened, but his eyes were like a faucet, crying. And crying didn't affect his speech. What he said was not vague at all, and I could hear it clearly.

"Teacher Bi, you're so pitiful. How could you be so stupid? How could you fall off a slow-moving spacewalker and break it? You're so pitiful, wow..."

Bi Chunliu: !! Speak softly, is she really that glorious? !

The hand that reached out to cover his mouth anxiously passed through Liu Xu's chin.

Grass (a kind of plant)!

And I forgot that I was already empty.

This guy, he even thought his own death was pathetic and didn't want to talk about it, but he's still here shouting! He wants the whole hospital to know the cause of his death, right?

Bi Chunliu's pale face turned even more pale, and he looked at Liu Xu without blinking, his whole body gloomy. If looks could hurt, Liu Xu would have two big holes in his body, one in his brain, and the other, obviously, in his mouth.

Liu Xu hiccuped as he cried. He wiped his tears and shuddered. Why is this room so cold? He sobbed and said to the nurse who was packing up the equipment, "Nurse, sister nurse, is the air conditioning in your emergency room turned up too high?"

Nurse:"……"

Liu Xu didn't need a response, he turned his head and continued crying.

An hour later, Bi Chunliu squatted silently on the ground in the emergency room farthest away from Liu Xu, in a posture often seen in the news, where criminals squat with their hands on their heads.

Why?! Why hasn't Liu Xu finished crying yet? He's a grown man, not made of water, so why is he crying non-stop? He cries for a while and then stops for a while! He even cries in a rhythm! Bi Chunliu even wondered if this kid had a part-time job as a professional mourner! Every time Bi Chunliu thought he would stop crying, he would start again.

Bi Chunliu wanted to cry too. Could someone or a ghost come and take her away? Isn't it said that after death, the spirit of death will come to take her soul? Why hasn't anyone come to take her away? !! Other people have music lingering in their ears for three days, but she can't stand the sound of crying for three days!

What kind-hearted ghost can take me away? If all else fails, a kind-hearted person can take Liu Xu away... Don't the doctors and nurses in the hospital find him noisy?

Can you just let her be alone with her own body for a while, quietly, and say goodbye?

Bi Chunliu sighed softly. Alas, if it weren’t for the fact that she couldn’t leave her body very far away, she would have left long ago!

Others say death brings liberation, but for her, it seems death doesn't bring liberation either. Oh, besides feeling a lot lighter and more flexible, after all, I can just float without having to walk. Bi Chunliu's mind wandered.

Alas, fortunately I was fashionable two years ago and had my will notarized, and updated it every year. There should be nothing difficult to deal with my things. But as for the things left to Liu Xu, I guess he will cry again when the time comes.

"Woo-woo-hiccup~~"

Finally!! Liu Xu stopped crying.

Looking at his own body and the throbbing Liu Xu, Bi Chunliu suddenly smiled with relief. His life had been pretty good. He'd suffered, but fortunately, he'd lived a decent life in the latter half of his life. He had no children, no family, but there were still people who were so saddened by his death. He'd worried about being bedridden in old age, but dying from a single blow wasn't so bad. Aside from some irreparable regrets, he was blessed. He was blessed. He'd suffered little, and he hadn't tortured others.

Suddenly, a white light flashed on the body, and Bi Chunliu moved closer in confusion.

Hmm? What was that just now?

The white light flashed again, and Bi Chunliu was suddenly sucked in by it...

Bi Chunliu: Oh, no, what's going on?!

…

There was a loud "bang".

Bi Chunliu cried out in pain.

Who is so uncultured as to hit an old lady on the forehead? It must be that naughty boy Liu Xu!

He rubbed his forehead and opened his eyes in a flash. Hehe, this was a good opportunity to scare that brat Liu Xu and make him cry and whine again!

Now that he's crying himself to death, that Sanda champion's autographed T-shirt he always liked is gone too.

"Let you - fuck me -" Bi Chunliu was frightened before she could finish her tears.

Everything in front of her was different from just now. She was not even in the emergency room now!

Bi Chunliu was stunned!

She, she seems to be on the bus now?

The rows of seats, the people crammed together, the people swaying up and down and left and right with the car, and the noisy sounds made Bi Chunliu gasp in fear.

Oh, yue~

Bi Chunliu slowed her breathing and frowned. This smell was so complex. Who hadn't washed their feet in half a month?!

No, where is this car going?

And this bus, it's too shabby, are there still buses like this now? Except for when she was young, she really hasn't seen such a shabby bus in many years.

Two rows of seats away, Bi Chunliu saw a woman standing in the aisle, holding a child wrapped in a small blanket. She protected the child with one hand and gripped the back of the chair tightly with the other. She kept cursing and muttering, "Why are you squeezing? You've hurt the child. Are you going to pay for his medical treatment?!" She turned around and shouted at the man next to her, "I told you I wasn't going back today, but you insisted! Look, there are so many people here, and no one gave up their seat!"

The other woman next to her was even more impressive. With one hand clutching the hanging ring and the other, she clutched a cloth bag on the luggage rack, her entire figure imposing a towering figure. Following her hand, looking down at the luggage rack, she saw a net bag within the cloth bag, and inside that net bag was a half-dead rooster. No wonder Bi Chunliu knew so much about it; it was because the rooster's head was sticking out of the bag, still blinking. A live chicken?! A live chicken on the bus? Would the driver approve?

Bi Chunliu rubbed her eyes in disbelief, her expression unseen, but her heart was pounding with anxiety. She suddenly remembered a similar scene she'd seen on a variety show Liu Xu had recommended. Two male celebrities, blindfolded, were taken to a car similar to this one. The secret to passing the scene was to follow clues to find the destination, give the correct time, and then successfully exit the car. Liu Xu had highly recommended the show to her, saying it was incredibly interesting, fun, and thrilling. He even asked her which year she would like to return to if she could go back in time.

What year were you talking about? 1968?

At that time, Liu Xu counted on his fingers how many years he was older than in 1968. After counting, he held Bi Chunliu's hand and said sincerely, "Teacher Bi, if you really have the opportunity to go back to that time, you must go to my house and tell my grandfather not to sell the house. The only difference between me and the third generation of rich people is those two houses!"

Because of this, she spent a week watching all four episodes of that variety show!

Could this be the case?! But I'm not a celebrity actor, so why would someone take a picture of me?

If this is really what I guessed, then it seems that this matter is closely related to this kid Liu Xu.

Bi Chunliu jumped up from her seat and rolled up her sleeves. If she didn't find that kid Liu Xu and give him a good beating, she wouldn't be called Bi! All those years she'd spent working in the Sanda gym as a logistics manager would have been wasted!

"Big sister, are you going to get off the bus?" A woman wearing a yellow headscarf said as she squeezed her butt towards Bi Chunliu's seat, ready to sit down as soon as Bi Chunliu moved away. There were so many people here that she had to act first.

Bi Chunliu wanted to applaud the actors in the car. Dedicated! So dedicated! So real!

What acting skills, wow, she's really good! She should have played the leading lady in that TV series I watched a few days ago! At my age and appearance, she still calls me "big sister". Looking at her, I could have given birth to her.

"Big sister, we haven't reached grandma's house yet, have we?" a little girl's voice came from the front seat. Bi Chunliu didn't pay attention. What big sister? It was definitely not her.

"Hasn't it arrived yet? I don't remember it being so fast!" said another voice.

"Big sister? Big sister! Why are you ignoring me? Third sister, look at what's wrong with big sister?"

Bi Chunliu felt as if someone was pulling at his clothes, and looked down.

Seeing this, my eyes were sore and I almost couldn't hold back my tears...

How come this person looks so much like her fourth sister Bi Qiuguo when she was a child! At first glance, they are exactly the same!

"Big sister, are you okay?" Her gaze shifted to the seat next to "Bi Qiuguo." Wow—that oval face, those big eyes. This little girl looked just like her third sister, Bi Xiahe!

Bi Chunliu took two deep breaths and told himself not to take it seriously. These must be actors hired by Liu Xu.

It has to be said that it is really not easy for extras nowadays. With such realistic scenes, such lines and performances, I wonder how much they should be paid. Oh, it is not easy for the young girl either, she is so dedicated! She calls herself an old lady, she is really flexible!

Bi Chunliu gave them a thumbs up in her heart! This is much more dedicated than some celebrities!