Rebirth in 1993: The Farmer's Band

Waking up, Liang Liang found that he had been reborn into 1993.

After much thought about what he should do after his rebirth, Liang Liang decided not to be overly ambitious and venture into p...

Chapter 190 Femininity

This pop song competition was quite unprofessional; they didn't even distinguish between male and female groups, just mixing everything together haphazardly.

The first pair of contestants to appear was a male-female duo.

The Blue Shark band members were delighted when they saw the song they were performing.

The male singer sang "I Can't Forget You," and the female singer sang "A Damp Heart," both works by Liang Liang.

Liang Liang's works are already very popular.

These are both singers of average skill, at best karaoke singers. Their abilities are about equal, so it's normal for one to be on the better side.

"Liang Dana! Tell me, who should go first and who should go second?"

Xiao Yu asked from the side.

A girl asking a series of complex questions always feels a bit overwhelming.

"Of course it's that woman!" Liang Liang answered with certainty.

"That female singer isn't any better than that male singer, so why her?"

"She's prettier."

Xiao Yu was confused. Singing competitions mainly focus on voice, so what does that have to do with being pretty?

But things did develop exactly as Liang Liang predicted; the female singer advanced with 309 votes to 291.

Five hundred audience members have five hundred votes, and ten judges have one hundred votes, for a total of six hundred votes.

After the first pair of singers finished their performance, the second pair of singers, also a male-female duo, performed at roughly the same level. However, this time the male singer was handsome and dashing, while the female singer was of average appearance.

"Who will advance this time?" Xiao Yu asked again.

“That woman!” Liang Liang answered with certainty.

"This woman isn't pretty at all!"

"I know! If both sides are evenly matched, she will definitely advance."

Xiao Yu will wait and see.

After the two singers finished their performances, the audience and judges began voting.

After the voting was completed, the vote counters began counting the votes.

This time, the vote difference between the two was much larger than the previous pair, and the final result was that the female singer advanced with 355 votes to 245 votes.

"I just don't understand. The last female singer was pretty, so it was understandable that she had an advantage because of her looks. But this actress is very ordinary-looking, even a bit ugly. Her voice and singing skills are not better than that male singer's. Why did she advance? And she even led the male singer by more than a hundred votes?"

Xiao Yu couldn't hold back any longer and started firing off a barrage of questions.

"The second female singer may not be particularly good-looking, but she has a great figure, which is very important. And most importantly, she has a feminine charm."

Liang Liang emphasized the words "feminine charm" while glancing at Xiao Yu at a 45-degree angle, her eyes full of contempt.

"You're a woman without any femininity. Although you're very beautiful, no man pursues you or loves you. I told you we should just make do, but you act all high and mighty."

Based on past plots, Xiao Yu would either use his ultimate skills, the Nine Yin White Bone Claw or the Foshan Shadowless Kick, at this point.

However, today Xiao Yu didn't show any martial arts skills, but instead asked a very academic question.

"What is femininity? Where does this female singer's femininity lie?"

"Oh my! Master Xiao is going to study the charm of women? This is a cause for celebration, and we should buy some firecrackers to celebrate."

"Stop talking nonsense! Tell me!"

"Then I'll tell you, and I hope you'll remember it. The female singer just sang 'Asking About Love.' Can you remember which line in that song was the most memorable?"

Xiao Yu thought carefully for a moment and then shook her head: "I don't remember!"

"Brother Luo! Which line from that female singer just now did you remember the most?"

Liang Liang asked Luo Lin on the left.

Luo Lin also recalled: "It was the last line of the chorus, 'A smile in this mortal world, wandering together with you.'"

“Beautiful! Any man would remember this line, Master Xiao! You may not remember how this female singer sang the last line, and I don’t either, but I have a deep impression of her body movements during the last line.”

"Body movements? How come I didn't notice?"

"When a singer performs on stage, their body language is extremely important, including their posture, arm placement, and facial expressions. This is a crucial aspect. When that female singer sang the last line of 'A Smile in the Mortal World, Wandering With You,' her hands were stretched out in front of her, one in front of the other. This is inherently a pleading gesture, coupled with her expression—a mixture of longing, pity, and supplication. This whole sequence perfectly showcased the image of a woman's weakness and helplessness, striking a chord deep within men's hearts. In men's subconscious, women are symbols of weakness and helplessness, objects that need protection and a display of male chauvinism. I estimate there were over 370 or 380 male audience members and judges in this venue. This woman struck a nerve with those men; it would be a miracle if she didn't advance!"

Xiao Yu was in a daze.

Is there such a way to play?

"What? You still don't understand? I can teach you. Go back and change into a more revealing outfit. When I appear, raise one hand and touch the door frame, rest your head on your arm, ideally covering half your face, and look at me with a tender gaze. Place your index finger on the corner of your mouth with your free arm, and gently move your lips without making a sound. 'Wanting to say something but holding back' perfectly describes this scene. Then, wiggle the most alluring part of your body a few times. That's basically it. You'll find that the power of femininity is incredibly strong; it will help you overcome all obstacles in the world."

Liu Yuyong turned his face away. This shameless woman was actually teaching Xiao Yu how to seduce men.

If Xiao Yu does this, Liang Liang will turn into a wolf.

Whether or not they pounce on it depends on whether there are any spectators nearby.

Wang Fan was focused on the competition between two new singers on stage and didn't notice what Liang Liang and Xiao Yu were doing.

Luo Lin was secretly laughing, while Han Chui was trying to instill some kind of ideology in Zhang Liyuan.

Xiao Yu carefully considered Liang Liang's words, but the more she thought about it, the more something seemed off.

"Aren't you teaching me how to seduce men? This is what womanhood is all about, wow!"

Xiao Yu pretends to vomit.

"Bang! Quick, get me some tissues, Xiao Yu's pooped!"

The next second, Xiao Yu pounced on Liang Liang like a cheetah, opening her mouth to devour him.

I'll bite you to death!

"Don't bite my face! Don't bite my hand!"

If you bite your hand, you can't play the piano; if you bite your face, you can't go on stage. Liang Liang really didn't care about other things.

Xiao Yu was just bluffing; she didn't actually devour the food.

But he didn't hold back, twisting Liang Liang's body in a series of dramatic turns.

Liang Liang's molars were drawing in cool air.

"With your personality, you'll never be a woman. You're just a tomboy, and you'll probably be a bachelor for life."

"I'd rather live my whole life alone than have your femininity! That's just filthy scoundrel behavior of yours."

You see, if someone is stubborn, not even eight donkeys could make her turn back.

Dude, this is for your own good!