In her previous life, old Mrs. Li wished she could pluck out her heart and liver to make soup for her children, yet in her old age, she faced indifference and evasion. Her children all kept their d...
Although it was late at night and everyone was asleep, the main hall of the Li family was as bright as day.
Li Guifang gathered a group of six people who had made a fortune to divide the money. As soon as they arrived, Li Guifang slammed the compensation of 28,000 yuan on the eight-immortals table. The banknotes spread out with a "rustle", and the six people's eyes widened.
"Come on, let's hold a commendation meeting tonight!!!"
Li Guifang pushed her reading glasses and cleared her throat. "During this beating, we all cooperated very well, so the money will be divided per person."
This statement won a lot of applause! !
Twenty-eight thousand divided equally among six people, that would be a lot of money, we're rich, we're rich!
Li Mingyu was so happy that he wanted to practice a set of military boxing in the main hall.
Li Jianghai was even more blunt, saying directly, "If I had known there was so much money, I would have been willing to throw a few more punches!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Li Guifang rolled her eyes!
"However, although the overall performance of this operation was excellent, there is still room for improvement in the details!"
This "but" made everyone shrink their necks. Li Guifang did not even look at the reactions of the people below and continued to speak.
"So we'll grade them based on their performance during the fight. Excellent ones will be rewarded, and those who weren't so good will have to keep working hard!"
The six people who got rich looked at each other in confusion, not knowing what the old lady was up to.
Who knew that Li Guifang would take out her notebook and start commenting on the performance of the people on that day's fight:
"Li Minghua's rating: 9.5 points. Minghua performed the best!" Li Guifang nodded approvingly.
"That brick strike was perfectly timed, making it look horrific and the blood flow spectacular. Most importantly, he fainted only after the police arrived. This pacing was mastered, and he dominated public opinion! He deserves a thumbs-up."
Li Minghua puffed out his chest proudly: "Of course, I caught it with my shoulder. It looks like a lot of blood, but it's just a few scrapes!"
"Li Jianghai's rating: 9 points. Jianghai's timing of pretending to faint was good," Li Guifang commented.
"It's just too stiff when it falls. Next time, remember to twitch your legs a few more times to make it more realistic.
Also, try not to get hit. You're already old, and if you get hit and die, you won't be able to participate in the next fight! This needs to be corrected."
Li Jianghai scratched his head. He grinned foolishly, "Alright, I'll follow the organization's instructions! Next time I'll make you foam at the mouth!"
"Li Mingyuan's rating: 7.5 points. Mingyuan was quick to react and did a great job in taking on the role this time!" Li Guifang said with satisfaction.
"When you rushed over to lament your death, it was all talk and no action. Next time, remember to add some emotion. Also, since Yu suffered no minor injuries, the reward will be determined accordingly."
Li Mingyuan: "..." He should say something! What can he say!
"Wu Xiaomei's rating: 8 points. Xiaomei's emotions are spot on, but her vocabulary for cursing isn't rich enough."
Li Guifang flipped through the notebook and said, "Next time, I'll learn from the village woman named Wang Po. First, curse my ancestors for eighteen generations, then curse my descendants for extinction, and finally end with 'I'll give birth to a son without an asshole.' That way, I can really express my curse in a more layered way!"
Wu Xiaomei blushed: "Mom, I..." Although she was timid, it did not affect her from secretly taking notes in her little notebook!
"Li Mingyu's rating: 7 points" Li Guifang sighed.
As soon as Li Guifang said this, Li Mingyu protested strongly. Why?
But just as he lost his temper, his mother took out an abacus and started beating him: "If you hit me seriously, I'll deduct 10 points! If you rush in recklessly, I'll deduct 10 points! The most infuriating thing is—"
She suddenly held up an apple core and said, "You came to see me in the hospital and ate my fruit. I'll deduct another 10 points! And...
"You're fighting like a fool. Can't you tell the difference between a real fight and a fake one? Look at your third brother, he's just using positioning when he gets hit, and you didn't even bother to assess the situation before charging straight in!"
Li Mingyu said aggrievedly: "I was so angry that I lost my mind. I can't be so low."
Li Guifang was too lazy to pay attention to him. Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Li Guifang suddenly sat up straight and said, "As for me," Li Guifang closed the notebook and took out a big red flower from somewhere and pinned it on her chest.
"10 points! Acting, choreography, and improvisation, all perfect. Isn't that okay?"
Everyone: "......" No objection, who dares to have an objection?
When it came time to finally divide the money, the old lady's calculations were ablaze: "Bonuses will be distributed according to the ratings! I'll take 8,000, Minghua 5,500, Jianghai 5,000, Xiaomei 4,000, Mingyuan 3,000, and Mingyu 2,800."
Li Mingyu wailed: "Ah, why? The difference is so huge!"
Li Guifang glared at him: "You'll lose points for fighting, and another 500 for talking back. I'm only giving you 2800 out of pity. If you talk any more, forget it!"
Everyone was trying to hold back their laughter, and Li Mingyu felt like crying but had no tears.
"Alright, meeting dismissed!" Li Guifang slammed the table. "Next time, we'll strive for everyone's acting to break 9 points!"
The six members of the "Get Rich" team said in unison: "Yes! Leader!"