Ye Wanying deliberately hummed twice, then turned her head back to pick the vegetables in her hands, while glancing at Gu Yujin across the table, who was bumping into her and making her howl.

Although the movements were slow and clumsy, at least there were no mistakes.

She figured she could remember it by touching her arm a few more times, so Ye Wanying didn't bother with it.

The little dumpling felt neglected and was quite unhappy. It jumped off the chair with a thud, then hopped next to Ye Wanying, deliberately covering its chest with its chubby hand and urgently shouting:

"Bad Mommy, Tuanzi is here, why don't you look at it? You don't love your baby anymore."

Oh my!

Ye Wanying's attention was once again drawn back by her silly son. Looking at her energetic son, coupled with that "I'm angry, you better not mess with me" expression, she couldn't help but burst out laughing:

"Haha, what will you do if I stop loving you?" I asked.

Tuanzi never expected that her mother's schemes were even more elaborate than her own, as deep as the ocean.

What should we do?

My mind raced, trying to process what I was thinking, but I just couldn't come up with anything. Finally, I blurted out helplessly, "Tuanzi is going to run away from home! Really, she's going to run away from home!"

Are you scared, you naughty mom?

Ye Wanying couldn't hold back her laughter any longer and burst into laughter: "Where are you going if you run away from home? Do you even have anywhere to go?"

Pfft, are you even my biological mother?

Your son is about to run away from home, and you're still deliberately poking at his heartstrings.

Tuanzi is so angry, she wants to cry, her bad mom is so mean.

"Waaah... I'm going to find Daddy. Daddy loves dumplings the most."

A certain unscrupulous adult continued to poke at his son's heart: "Oh, your dad loves me, his wife, the most, okay?"

You might have to wait another twenty years before you have a wife to love you.

So, for the next twenty years, you'll be as cheap as cabbage, you know?

"The least favored child in our family is cabbage. See, you absolutely hate eating cabbage, don't you?"

Tuanzi couldn't understand why she had become the least liked and least favored cabbage.

"Mommy, you used to love Tuanzi the most!"

Wow, I don't want to be treated like a cabbage!

Ye Wanying smiled broadly: "Haha, that was before! Things have changed now."

Tuanzi sniffed: "Mommy, Tuanzi doesn't want beef anymore!"

"Oh? What do you want then?"

The person looked so distressed, their voice trembling with tears as they cried out, "Cabbage!"

Wow, just to avoid being the unwanted cabbage, I stubbornly chose something I hate to eat the most...

Hmm, so does that mean I like cabbage?

So cabbage won't be the least favored vegetable anymore, right?

Ye Wanying readily agreed to her son's request: "Okay, cabbage!"

Pfft, Tuanzi almost burst into tears: "Mommy, can you please not call me cabbage?" She knew that the word "cabbage" had become an indelible shadow in Tuanzi's heart.

Ye Wanying nodded, but there was an undisguised smirk on her lips. What could she do when her son was so adorable?

Perhaps the longest road Tuanzi has ever walked in his life is the one paved with his mother's tricks!

...

During lunch, Gu Yujin finally took a break. After three whole hours, it was obvious without even looking that neither of his arms was in good condition.

Sitting at the dining table, my wrist was shaking uncontrollably as I held the chopsticks.