Do they check if I'm wearing my name tag when I get in?

Do I really need to wear a wool name tag for my birthday?!

As everyone was filled with doubt, the cat came up to Lin Yu with a babbling plastic box in its arms.

Holding the microphone, he spoke in a voice that everyone in the room could hear:

"Birthday star, this special gold badge is exclusively for you."

"Inside the box are different name tags. Please choose one for everyone to wear according to your preference."

Lin Yu took the box and the name tag with the words "Birthday Star" printed on it...

My mind went blank for several seconds.

The name tag is nothing special; it's the kind with a paperclip that you can easily hang on your chest.

What's special is...

It's this motorcycle part!!

I've heard of wearing corsages at weddings, but this is the first time I've heard of wearing name tags on birthdays!

What are you doing?

Are you treating your buddy's birthday like a wedding?

You are the host, not the emcee!

Even more deadly is...

The words on the name tag inside the box!

Wife, lover, ambiguous relationship, ex-girlfriend, best friend, good friend, classmate, relative, friend, close friend... and even "bedmate"?

Which pirate website did you buy this from?!

What legitimate shop sells this stuff?

Instead of having Lin Yu deliver it himself, why not just kill him here?

Who gets this and who doesn't?

There were twenty or thirty name tags, and none of them were the same!

I can't even post pictures of two bed partners.

certainly.

Lin Yu didn't dare to do it either.

If we really do that, won't his birthday next year be the anniversary of his death?

Died by a woodcutter's knife...

A dozen or so people committed a crime together, implying that the law does not punish the masses!

I never expected this.

They escaped Aunt Ruxue's public persecution.

I couldn't escape the cat's merciless attack!

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(This is the first update of the day. There will be an extra update tonight, just like always!)