Rebirth into Auntie’s Shared Apartment, the System Insists It’s the Joyous Sect

[Rebirth + Auntie + Twins + Lighthearted Comedy + System]

Reborn in an auntie’s shared apartment, living with nine beautiful women.

[Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…]

Chapter 689 Cutting the cake by hand, according to seniority!

At the dining table.

A group of people stood around the dining table, busily engaged in their work.

Chen Qimeng: "It seems like all the sequins have been picked up, right?"

Du Ruxue: "Who knows? I think we should eat it first and then throw it up."

Xia Yiwei: "Kitty, we should arrange for the fireworks to be sprayed in a different place."

Cat: "I'm sorry, this is my first time hosting."

Mo Shangying: "This is also my first time playing with this."

Ye Mengfu: "The second time, last time... Lin Yu won the match."

Chi Qingshui: "Xiao Chi, follow everyone and pick up the sparklers from the fireworks. Don't sneak any on your own."

Chi Qingchi: "Sister, you're mistaken, I didn't eat any..."

Shen Buyao: "Hahaha, I can testify that Xiao Chi still has a few dishes he hasn't tried yet!"

Shen Jiuyi: "Three times."

Huang Feirong: "Amazing, amazing, amazing!"

Lin Yu: "..."

How touching it was when everyone offered their blessings.

The cleanup of the scene is incredibly messy right now.

Even he didn't realize at the time what would happen if a table full of food were set up and fireworks were set off.

Now everyone has to wear disposable gloves and clean up the dining table.

If we don't clean up, we really can't eat right away!

After much fuss, Lin Yu and the others finally had a clear understanding of one thing...

The freshly cooked dish is really hot to the touch!

Cat: "If we use chopsticks, won't it be less hot?"

Lin Yu: "Great host, I suggest you hurry up and pick it up by hand. If you use chopsticks, you won't be able to eat after midnight!"

...

finally.

After persistent cleaning efforts, the site was largely restored to its original state.

Led by the cat-like host, everyone lit candles for Lin Yu.

They deliberately turned off the lights in the hall and sang "Happy Birthday" together.

Wearing the prepared birthday hat, Lin Yu closed his eyes and made a wish.

As for what wish was made...

I can't tell!

A wish that is spoken aloud will not come true.

"call……"

He blew out a breath, but the candle didn't go out.

"call……"

Lin Yu blew another puff, but it still didn't go out.

"call……"

When the third breath came out, Lin Yu already understood what was going on.

It's not a matter of luck!

There's something wrong with the candle!

Seeing everyone trying to suppress their laughter, Lin Yu couldn't help but say:

"Everyone likes saliva-infused cake, huh? You're even going so far as to tamper with the candles?"

The cat-themed host quickly said:

"According to the procedure, the birthday person must blow out the candles before they can distribute the cake to everyone."

Lin Yu sighed and rubbed his forehead.

"Kitty, what exactly did you buy?"

"Is this also part of your shopping?"

The cat answered:

"I bought it specifically for today, but I didn't expect to come in use so soon."

Hearing what the cat said, Lin Yu reluctantly pulled the candles off the cake.

If this keeps going on, nobody's going to get any food.

With such a huge cake, is it likely that it will only be his personal drool?

Even though most of them have probably tried them, we can't resort to disgusting tactics.

He held the candles in a long line in the air, aimed them at an empty spot, and took a deep breath...

"call!!"

A sharp breath blew out, instantly extinguishing the candle.

Even if a candle has been tampered with, it's still a candle.

With his current skills, it wouldn't be that difficult for him to handle!

The skillful maneuver immediately earned a chorus of frogs.

certainly.

Among them were some dissenting voices.

Xia Yiwei: "Little Lin Yu, did you spit something out?"

Huang Feirong: "Definitely, it all splashed on me!"

Xia Yiwei: "Referee, I suggest we do it again."

Huang Feirong: "Yes, I also suggest that it should be removed. I didn't see it clearly just now, and it went out."

Lin Yu: "You two, that's enough. Shut your mouths! What kind of referee are you?"

Everyone: "Hahaha..."

Just when Lin Yu thought that dinner would arrive late amidst a joyful atmosphere.

Even cats have to go through procedures!

"Congratulations to the birthday person for successfully blowing out the candles."

"According to the schedule of tonight's birthday banquet, please let the birthday person cut the cake in order."

"The order is entirely up to the birthday celebrant's personal preference!"

Everyone immediately responded with "Ughhhhh~"

Lin Yu: "..."

In the game, Lin Yu had been struggling to withstand the pressure all afternoon, relying on a stack of skill cards.

He had finally made it to the mealtime, but there was still trouble waiting for him.

Cut the cake in order?

Doesn't she just want him dead?

The question of who gets it first and who gets it last is bound to cause a lot of speculation!

The lights were turned back on.

Seeing the expectant looks in everyone's eyes, Lin Yu knew in his heart that this part was impossible to refuse!

Picking up the plastic knife, Lin Yu cut off a large piece and handed it to Aunt Qimeng.

The first piece should be given to Aunt Qimeng; that's a given.

Similarly, it is something that will not cause any controversy.

When it came to the second piece, Lin Yu cut it a little smaller than the first piece.

Who should I give it to...?

I'm really in a bind!

If you want to take a shortcut, you can distribute the cards one by one according to the order of the game numbers.

This method is not impossible.

However, many people will surely have other thoughts.

They suspected Lin Yu was hiding something because he had something to hide.

The same logic applies.

The same effect applies depending on age.

If everyone could feel that what's hidden is themselves, Lin Yu might not have to worry so much.

It's a pity.

Everyone has their own ideas, and it's so difficult to appease everyone with one method!

Overt tricks are definitely not going to work.

We have no choice but to try our luck from the side.

We can't just stop here; everyone's waiting to eat!

"The second piece, I've decided, will go to tonight's [Empress Dowager]!"

"You guys all lost points in the game, right?"

"When it comes to intelligence, Sister Xiaofu absolutely crushes everyone else!"

Age and phone number won't work, so let's just go by seniority.

after all.

This qualification was the result of their own selection process.

Who disagrees?

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(Bonus chapter! That's all for today. More content tomorrow. Hope you can vote for me with your love! Goodnight everyone!)