[Rebirth + Auntie + Twins + Lighthearted Comedy + System]
Reborn in an auntie’s shared apartment, living with nine beautiful women.
[Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…]
As consciousness enters a relaxed state, the scene before one's eyes quickly and naturally changes.
When the blinding white light... no...
This time, it was a blinding flash of fire!
As the flames faded, the scene before us gradually became clear.
Lin Yu sat in a room that resembled an office, with his hands behind his back.
He was strapped with bombs and tightly bound to a chair with several large chains.
Lin Yu: "???"
Rescue the hostages?
The dream world of the King of Dirty Jokes!
So he was the hostage all along, and the person waiting to be rescued was actually him?
It's not Huang Feirong at all!
Okay, okay.
Lin Yu was really careless this time.
When I saw the description of the dream, I didn't think about it in detail at all.
Given the thought process of the king of dirty jokes, this is indeed not surprising.
"Boom!"
Immediately following.
A loud, deafening noise erupted.
Lin Yu finally understood what the firelight had been all about.
It turns out someone was dropping bombs!
The precise location for the blast was right at the office doorway.
It seems that the "enemy" is also putting up a stubborn resistance in order to prevent the arrival of rescue.
Now, let's just wait patiently for Rongrong's arrival.
Let's see how long it takes her to lead her team to the office.
While spending the night at an internet cafe, Lin Yu observed Huang Feirong playing CrossFire from her first-person perspective.
Well...
She's better suited to dancing!
Awareness, positioning, precision...
None of them are novices; it's just that if you take any one of them individually, they're only at the beginner level.
That would be enough to beat up elementary school students.
If you encounter a player who knows a little bit about the game, their true colors will be revealed on the spot!
Just as Lin Yu was wondering when Huang Feirong would appear.
The small window beside him was shattered by a shot, the bullet grazing past Lin Yu's hair.
Lin Yu felt a chill run down his spine!
Even knowing it's fake, the brain still can't process it in such a realistic environment.
If his head had been tilted even slightly upwards, wouldn't he have been shot in the head on the spot?
Lin Yu looked towards the window in surprise.
Huang Feirong, dressed in a guard uniform, staggered and jumped in through the window.
He found a desk to use as cover, quickly crouched down, and aimed his gun at the surroundings.
It's better to say something than to say it.
Huang Feirong looks pretty cool in this Defender uniform.
Her figure was already curvaceous, and then she was dressed in armor.
emmm...
It definitely has a unique charm!
His skill level in gaming is really hard to describe.
They came in without even saying they'd search the area or look for any bandits hiding there.
He held up an AK-47 and circled around the area, checking only the area near the desk to see if anyone was there.
Lin Yu: "..."
Never mind.
It wasn't her fault that the food was bad.
Even newbies have the right to play games, and shouldn't have stereotypical prejudices against Rongrong.
Lin Yu couldn't wait any longer and spoke up directly:
"Don't bother looking for the female gunslinger, there's no one else here but me."
Upon hearing Lin Yu's voice, Huang Feirong immediately came over and said:
"Da Yu, shut up!"
"In a live-action shooting game, according to the rules, we can't talk to each other."
Lin Yu: "???"
That's quite sophisticated!
They actually started discussing the rules with Lin Yu face to face?
Lin Yu immediately questioned:
"Do the rules state whether you win or lose if a hostage is blown up in front of you?"
Huang Feirong suddenly realized what was happening and said repeatedly:
"Oh right, I almost forgot if you hadn't mentioned it."
"We should remove the bomb on you first!"
As they were talking.
Huang Feirong slung the AK she was holding over her back and took out a pair of pliers from the backpack at her waist.
Lin Yu: "..."
Is this game really realistic?
You need pliers to defuse a bomb!
Huang Feirong crouched down in front of Lin Yu, and the moment she saw the time bomb...
"Pfft!"
I laughed.
She actually found it amusing?
Lin Yu asked, his face full of questions:
"Madam Defender, what are you laughing at?"
"Is it really that funny that a law-abiding citizen like me has been strapped with a time bomb?"
Huang Feirong waved her hand and explained:
"Sorry, sorry, I was just a little distracted."
"I was just thinking, you see..."
"What if I accidentally cut it crookedly with the pliers..."
"So you've become the only eunuch since the Republic of China era?"
"Then when you face the dazzling world outside, won't you even have the right to stand up?"
"If I ever tell you a joke again, even one that involves taking your pants off, will you just end up crying in vain?"
Lin Yu's fist hardened: "..."
What kind of hellish joke is this?
Is Rongrong's mental state really that abnormal?
In the heat of such a game, how could someone say such vulgar things?
She has absolutely no sense of occasion!
"Rongrong, do you think you're funny?"
"Look at the time, lady! The time bomb still has one and a half minutes left!"
"If you don't play games to win, then what's the point of playing games?"
Huang Feirong raised her index finger and said in a serious tone:
"Hey!"
“Da Yu, I have to disagree with you here.”
"You can't think like that, when it comes to playing games..."
Lin Yu: "Alright!!"
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