[Rebirth + Auntie + Twins + Lighthearted Comedy + System]
Reborn in an auntie’s shared apartment, living with nine beautiful women.
[Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…]
Such a huge one appeared right in front of me.
Even if Huang Feirong didn't shout, Lin Yu isn't blind!
Even the biggest boss is still a monster.
As long as you deplete her health bar, you can still charge out.
With Lin Yu around, there's absolutely no need to worry about running out of bullets!
Da da da...
Da da da...
Another barrage of shots rained down on the BOSS, Sister Red.
The health bar above her head was visibly depleting.
To Lin Yu's surprise...
HP*999!
HP*998!
HP*997!
...
Lin Yu: "???"
What kind of insane health bar is this?
A thousand tubes!
At the current speed, how many hours would it take to refresh?
This boss is clearly not to be underestimated; it can still stride forward despite being riddled with bullets.
As Lin Yu was still in surprise, a sweeping pillar was already being kicked towards the two of them.
"Hey, rich tycoon, save me!"
Hearing Huang Feirong's cries, Lin Yu had no choice but to escape alone and leave her behind.
Huang Feirong is the master of the dream; if she collapses...
Wouldn't that just be the dream world?
To survive, you have to bring even the biggest burden along!
"Follow me!"
Lin Yu grabbed Huang Feirong's hand and quickly moved towards an uninhabited area.
Fortunately.
After Boss Hong Jie ripped off the ceiling, the scene became a wide-open flat area.
The safe zones are vast.
If you want to find a place to rest for a while, or get some medicine, that's perfectly fine.
certainly.
Lin Yu, being a cheat character, doesn't need any medicine.
On the contrary, Huang Feirong now seems to be...
A little excited?
Lin Yu: "???"
His mouth was practically stretched all the way to the back of his head!
What's going on?
Aren't they being chased?
Is it really that funny?
"Rongrong, weren't you just traumatized by Sister Hong's beating?"
"Can you please stop laughing like that? Your laughter is making me a little scared!"
Looking at the vast open terrain ahead, Huang Feirong excitedly said to Lin Yu:
"Da Yu, why don't you come with me?"
Lin Yu: "Huh?"
Before Lin Yu could react, Huang Feirong ran ahead.
She grabbed Lin Yu's hand and ran quickly forward.
To her, the dilapidated walls and ruins looked like a parkour track.
He easily leaped over one obstacle after another, making Lin Yu's eyes widen in amazement.
ber?
This is the female protector!
I didn't see you have this kind of skill when you came to defuse the bomb!
Are you kidding me?
Given the complexity of the terrain, even with Lin Yu's reaction speed, he had to follow with extreme caution.
If you lose focus even for a moment, you'll get your knee bumped!
How can the king of dirty jokes be so flexible?
"Rongrong, slow down, we can't see the BOSS anymore..."
"My legs hurt, they really hurt!"
"I'm not kidding you!"
"Rongrong? At least tell me where we ran off to!"
"..."
Lin Yu followed behind, utterly speechless at Huang Feirong's actions.
They can only keep dragging things down and slowing down the pace.
It's not like he can't beat the BOSS, there's absolutely no need for him to run like this!
After running around for so long, won't we still have to face off head-on in a little while?
Upon hearing Lin Yu's words, Huang Feirong paused slightly and looked back.
"Great! We've shaken them off, Da Yu, we won!"
"Thanks to my perfect maneuvering, we survived against a formidable enemy!"
Huang Feirong excitedly patted Lin Yu on the shoulder.
It was as if they had just survived a catastrophe.
Lin Yu: "???"
"this……"
"You won already?"
Lin Yu looked at Huang Feirong in disbelief.
Huang Feirong shrugged and said:
"Otherwise what?"
Lin Yu spread his hands and raised his voice:
"Huh? You don't even need to fight, you can win just by running away!"
"If this rule existed, why wasn't it mentioned sooner?"
"Then what about all that 'da da da' I just did...?"
Huang Feirong blinked innocently and said:
"Oh, I thought you just needed to know how to run."
Lin Yu: "..."
How could he possibly know!
Only a master of dirty jokes could come up with such a bizarre premise!
Huang Feirong continued speaking:
"Da Yu, if you're this angry..."
"Does this mean that the subsequent winner's settlement benefits are no longer needed?"
Lin Yu stood there, stunned.
His angry expression gradually changed.
"These...the benefits that are due, how can they be missing?"
Lin Yu could never forget why he came to the dream!
I'm angry, that's all.
When it's time to enjoy life, you should still enjoy it.
Huang Feirong poked Lin Yu's chest with her finger:
"Yo yo yo yo~"
"I thought he was an angry tough guy!"
"Hehehe, you couldn't resist after all, could you?"
"The room is just ahead!"
Lin Yu looked in the direction Huang Feirong was pointing.
A golden house indeed appeared ahead!
He swore.
When I ran over there, there was nothing there.
"Then we..."
Lin Yu hadn't finished speaking.
Huang Feirong, who was standing next to her, took off her peeping toy, and her fluffy hair popped out with a "whoosh".
It looks quite mischievous.
Looking at it this way, the King of Dirty Jokes is somewhat of a scourge to the country and its people.
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