New book "Transmigrated into the Villain's Little Darling" is out!
The cute and invincible Tang Xiaonan transmigrated into the foolish supporting female character of a period dram...
But these two have no conscience at all; it's been eaten by dogs long ago. Right now, all they want is to extort money from you. They won't get up and are crying even more miserably, looking just like the real thing.
Ye Qingqing called Wuchen over and whispered a few words in her ear. Wuchen's eyes lit up. He went out for a walk and came back with a snake with a triangular head in his hand. It was hissing and flicking its red tongue, which scared the village chief and Master Ye so much that they retreated in fear, looking at the venomous snake in Wuchen's hand.
Good heavens, that's a five-step kill! One bite and you're dead. How can this little girl be so brave?
Wait, how could there be a "five-step collapse" in the village?
The village chief panicked and decided to gather the able-bodied men to sprinkle realgar powder on the road near the mountain to prevent poisonous snakes from entering the village and harming people.
The ferocious five-step snake was as docile as a little earthworm in Wuchen's hands. The wicked mother-in-law was still lying on the ground wailing, while the rogue father-in-law echoed her, neither of them noticing the venomous snake in Wuchen's hand.
"Broken bone and can't get up? I'll help you fix it!"
Wuchen's cold voice rang out above the couple. They opened their eyes at the same time, and what they saw was a five-step snake smiling at them, with a pointed head, a blood-red tongue, and cold vertical pupils... all of which made them shudder.
"Snake...what are you going to do with the snake?"
The old rogue father-in-law was so frightened that he ran away. The wicked mother-in-law also wanted to run away, but she remembered that she was now paralyzed, so she stubbornly held on and didn't move, questioning him in a trembling voice.
"I'll treat your injuries. Don't worry, my unique treatment method will definitely make you walk like the wind again."
Wuchen smiled innocently, and the snake in his hand moved closer, less than five centimeters away from the evil old woman's face. The evil old woman could even feel the fishy smell and coldness of the venomous snake, and her body trembled uncontrollably.
"How...how do you plan to treat this?"
The snake moved even closer, its tongue almost touching the old woman's face. If her fat trembled even slightly, it could make intimate contact with the five-step snake. The village chief and Master Ye were so scared that their legs went weak, and they were even more worried that someone might die.
"Put...put the snake away...put it away, or someone will die..." the village chief pleaded.
Ye Qingqing smiled and said, "Don't worry, it won't get out."
She yelled at Wuchen, "Stop dawdling!"
Wuchen placed the snake directly on the evil old woman's face, his smile becoming even more innocent. But the smile made the evil old woman feel that it was more terrifying than a demon. Feeling the coldness on her face, she wanted to see what it was, but she couldn't see her own face, so she had to reach out and touch it.
She hoped it wasn't what she was thinking. Her hands trembled like leaves, and she grabbed something cold, soft, sticky, and icy on her face... The wicked mother-in-law was even more frightened, but the wicked woman still had some courage. She stubbornly resisted the urge to faint and even picked up the five-step snake to take a look.
"ah……"
The wicked old woman, after her intimate encounter with the five-step snake, finally couldn't take it anymore. With a nimble leap, she got up, tightly gripping the snake in her hand, and ran laps around the yard at a surprisingly fast pace, like the wind. She ran lap after lap, until the poor five-step snake was completely dizzy.
Wuchen clapped his hands and shrugged at the dumbfounded village chief and the others, "See, it's cured now."
The village chief swallowed hard, glanced at the wicked old woman who was still running in circles, and suddenly wanted to laugh. Indeed, it takes another wicked person to teach a wicked person a lesson!
Wuchen walked up behind the relentlessly running old woman and casually tapped her. The old woman's legs went numb, and she collapsed to the ground, covered in sweat and panting heavily.
Taking the five-step snake that was causing the motion sickness from her hand, Wuchen comforted it for a while, then took it to the back mountain and released it. When he returned, the wicked old woman was still lying on the ground. Her face darkened, and she shouted, "Isn't it better yet? Then I'll find an even bigger one to treat it."