Ye Qingqing couldn't stop laughing; her stomach hurt from laughing so much.

"My stomach hurts, can you rub it for me, brother..." Ye Qingqing said to Lu Mo in a coquettish tone.

Lu Mo's face flushed. He glanced at Tie Dan and Tang Yuanyuan, his expression becoming even more serious. This girl had no sense of occasion at all; there were so many people in the room!

"If you don't laugh, it won't hurt."

Of course, Lu Mo wouldn't rub Ye Qingqing's stomach in front of Tie Dan and Tang Yuanyuan. Last time he ate at Ye's house, he was caught red-handed by Tie Dan, and his mother, Lin Shufang, still teases him about it. He can't let this gossipy idiot catch him doing anything again!

Ye Qingqing was just using the opportunity to act cute; she didn't expect Lu Mozhen to actually rub her. This blockhead was more serious than Buddha in front of outsiders, and only became a little more proactive when they were alone together.

"I'm not telling you, hmph!"

Ye Qingqing slowly stopped laughing, gave Lu Mo a little eye roll, and rubbed her stomach, she was really laughing so hard she almost died.

Lu Mo shook his head helplessly and looked at Tie Dan. Before he could ask, Tie Dan confessed everything.

"My sister-in-law asked me who is prettier, her or Yuanyuan."

Lu Mo became interested. "What did you answer?"

He felt that the silly boy's answer was absolutely earth-shattering, otherwise the girl wouldn't have laughed so happily!

Tie Dan scratched the back of his head. "I think Yuan Yuan looks better. Sister-in-law is too thin. She needs to eat more."

Ye Qingqing couldn't help but laugh again, and deliberately said to Lu Mo, "Brother, please take care of me!"

Lu Mo glared at her, saying she was joking again. Even now, this girl still keeps saying she wants to lose weight. Actually, he thinks Ye Qingqing is fine as she is now; she doesn't need to get any fatter or any thinner.

But Tie Dan's eyes... are just too strange!

"Who told you all this?" Lu Mo knew Tie Dan too well. He knew nothing about matters between men and women. All he cared about was food. How could he have any standards for judging beauty or ugliness?

You must have heard it from someone!

Tie Dan chuckled and said, "I heard it from Brother Hu. Brother Hu said that women shouldn't be too thin; they need to gain some weight to look good. I think that makes sense too."

This principle is the same as steamed buns: the bigger and fluffier the buns, the better they taste; the harder and smaller ones will definitely have no flavor.

"Who is Brother Tiger?" Ye Qingqing was very curious about this comrade who also had poor eyesight.

Look what they've done to Tie Dan!

“An old soldier.” Lu Mo was unwilling to say more about Tiger, a guy who was not suitable for children.

Ye Qingqing wanted to ask more, but Lu Mo's expression turned serious. "Have you finished your homework? Tomorrow is the monthly exam, and you promised Teacher Du."

"Hate……"

Ye Qingqing felt a headache coming on at the mention of the monthly exam. She glared at Lu Mo resentfully and began to study while biting her pen.

Lu Mo's eyes lit up with a smile as he went out for rehabilitation. He also dragged that silly girl out with him, as she was getting in the way and interfering with the girl's studies!

"Don't listen to Tiger's bragging anymore!" Lu Mo whispered a warning.

Tiger is a foul-mouthed guy who doesn't hold back when it comes to anything, especially dirty jokes. He always brags about his great achievements with women, but actually he's a bachelor and might even be a virgin!

Tie Dan nodded, somewhat bewildered, but he would listen to the battalion commander.

But he felt that Tiger was right, his sister-in-law was just too thin. But if the battalion commander liked her, that was fine, anyway, she wasn't his wife!

He'll definitely raise his wife to be fair-skinned, soft, and plump, so she won't hurt his hands when he hugs her and will feel good to nibble on, hehe!

Tie Dan became happier the more he thought about it, but soon his sadness turned. He looked up at the sky and sighed...

Where is his wife?