Chapter 145: In terms of embarrassment, no one can beat Han Jiaojiao

The smell of alcohol hit her face. Han Jiaojiao huddled in the chair with a red face and blinked at Shen Junshan: "Hubby, it was the alcohol that started it. It's none of my business."

Shen Junshan: “Really?”

"Yeah, really, Jiaojiao doesn't lie!"

"Then let Jiu demonstrate the process of doing it again."

Han Jiaojiao held the small wine glass with her orchid fingers and snorted again and again.

The wine rippled, then calmed down.

She said pitifully: "Husband, it doesn't understand, it bullies me..."

Han Jiaojiao's face was red, her starry eyes were filled with tears of grievance, and she pursed her little mouth and made a whimpering sound.

She was like a wronged little girl, innocent and pitiful.

Although she was the one who was talking nonsense, who could bear to blame her?

Anyway, Shen Junshan couldn't bear it.

"Hubby, I've been bullied, teach it a lesson!"

Han Jiaojiao raised her wine glass, her voice mixed with tears and soft clapping sounds.

Shen Junshan took a deep breath, took the wine glass and drank it in one gulp.

"Good! That's great. From now on you are my brother too!"

Shen Junshan narrowed his eyes coldly and shook off Sun Yong's hand.

brother? Haha, it’s good enough that he doesn’t beat anyone up. Who wants to be brothers with this old drunkard!

Shen Junshan picked her up and said, "Let's go home."

"Honey, your arms are so strong. Hehe, why do you smell so good? Did you steal my perfume?"

"Do we have any perfume at home?"

"Hehe, it's my husband's body odor!"

Shen Junshan frowned and held down her biting little head.

Han Jiaojiao suddenly wrapped her arms around his waist, put her arms around his neck and hung on him.

Shen Junshan stiffened...

I immediately held her hips and made sure she was wearing pants to feel at ease.

"Hubby! Let me sing a song for you."

She smelled of alcohol.

"Well, you sing." Shen Junshan stopped, lifted her up and held her steady.

Han Jiaojiao cleared her throat and sang with gestures: "Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm! Thank you, thank you for having you, the world is more beautiful~~"

"Let's string your heart and my heart together, string a lucky clover together to form a concentric circle..."

"The eyelashes are curved and the eyes are blinking, why do the words change direction when they come to your lips?"

"If you suddenly sneeze, it must be because I am thinking of you. If you are woken up by your phone in the middle of the night, it is because I care about you~~~ Yeah!"

One smack, it hits the mark.

Han Jiaojiao laughed like a fool.

Shen Junshan's cheeks flushed and he lowered his head with a pale face.

Zhong Shun: "Brother, you drive back. I'll put the car keys in your pocket."

“Eh…”

Shen Junshan quickly left with Han Jiaojiao in his arms, stuffed her into the car and ran away.

Zhao Tianyou chuckled happily: "What do you think? Will we have a nephew in ten months?"

"What? My sister gave birth to persimmons for me? Yes, I can take care of eight or ten of them!"

Sun Yong rolled his eyes, slid down slowly against the wall, and fell asleep in a second.

Sun Quan: My head hurts...

Han Jiaojiao was enjoying the cool breeze in the car. She became a little more conscious and looked at Shen Junshan with dazed eyes.

The more you look at him, the more handsome and charming he becomes...

“Stop it!”

Her fingertips touched his earlobe. Shen Junshan's fever had not subsided to begin with, so he shivered and almost swerved the steering wheel.

“Jiaojiao!”

Shen Junshan grabbed her hands with one hand. Han Jiaojiao twisted her body and wrapped her breasts around his arms.

"Hubby, I'm afraid of pain. You need to learn more and improve your skills, so that we can live in harmony."

"What did you say?"

"For this matter, it is better to find the Sea King, find a Sea King..."

Han Jiaojiao leaned on his arm and fell asleep.

Shen Junshan frowned and looked at her, then took his coat from the back seat and put it on her while they stopped the car and waited for the traffic light.

Shen Junshan thought for a long time but still didn't know who Aquaman was.

He brushed aside her hair and sighed, "Why do you always meet shady people? I really can't do anything about you."

Sun Yong was carried back by Tian Rui and Sun Quan.

At five in the morning, Sun Yong woke up because he was thirsty. After drinking some water and eating something, he couldn't fall asleep again.

Tian Rui and Sun Quan pulled him aside and vividly recounted to him the events of yesterday when they swore blood oath to become sisters.

His face turned red with shame and he tried his best to deny: "No, it's not me, you are all wrong, it's a collective illusion!"

Han Jiaojiao wasn't much better.

When she woke up, she had a headache and groped around for a long time before she found her slippers.

Qin Fang and Chen Amin were sitting at the table reading. Dongzi had prepared dinner. When they heard the noise in the house, they all ran over and stared at her with wide eyes in unison.

"Why are you here?"

"Today we two don't need any help, come and study."

"Oh, I forgot... My head hurts so much. My body is too weak. I only drank half a pound of glutinous rice wine, but I got so drunk. Did I mix it with fake wine?"

Qin Fang: "Sister, you have never drunk alcohol before. The first time you drink is half a catty. You will definitely get drunk."

Han Jiaojiao forgot about this.

Mistake made!

Han Jiaojiao didn't remember how she came back.

The last memory she had was that the middle-aged man wanted to swear a blood oath with her.

She was so frightened that she immediately checked her hands and body, and only breathed a sigh of relief when she was sure there were no knife wounds.

Shen Junshan walked in and handed her a glass of liquid: "To sober you up."

"Thank you. I was too drunk yesterday. My head still hurts now. Maybe I need a glass of wine to calm it down."

Shen Junshan didn't respond.

Still want to drink? Dream on!

Han Jiaojiao finished drinking the honey water. When she handed the cup, she noticed that everyone had strange expressions. Shen Junshan's expression was also strange, with bags under his eyes.

She subconsciously felt something was wrong.

"Nothing happened last night, did I? Did I vomit? Did I talk nonsense?"

"No." Han Fang said.

Han Jiaojiao patted her chest and said, "It's okay. It would be ugly if I vomited."

Han Fang stood up: "Sister, can you help me look at this part."

"What?"

Han Fang stood in the living room, took a deep breath, and began to sing and dance.

"Love, heaven and earth, please drive away all the bad weather~~Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, fluttering in the wind, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dancing in the waves~~"

puff!

Seamless connection!

Han Jiaojiao was stunned. A scene appeared in her mind where she was riding on Shen Junshan and learning how to float on seaweed, and forcing him to dance with her.

"I am a candy. What kind of candy? A vibrant and energetic popping candy!"

Oh my god! She remembered, she sang the song of the great teacher, and happily took off Shen Junshan's pants...

Han Jiaojiao wanted to die.

What does this song have to do with taking off pants? Why is she so crazy? Why does she have to take off her pants?

"It's not easy to be a grown man. No matter how hard it is, I won't complain. I will just lie down and soothe my sorrow..."

Ah... when she was singing this song, she had successfully pulled down Shen Junshan's pants and was only one step away from being stripped naked, and then... she fell asleep!

Oh my god, I'm tired, let's destroy it...

Han Jiaojiao fell on the bed and rolled herself into the quilt.