Today is the first of the two meetings a year. I got up early happily and went to the town where my sister lives.

The streets were crowded with people. I walked from the south end to the north end, and then from the north end to the south end. After watching the hustle and bustle, I went back to my sister's house.

In an alley leading to my sister's house, someone was doing a promotion and giving away gifts. They said it was a promotion for RT-Mart Supermarket. I had nothing to do, so I stopped.

The publicity staff distributed gifts to everyone, ranging from toothbrushes and combs to chopsticks, cups, and even a Chinese water purifier kettle.

Of course, we also demonstrated how the Chinese water purifier kettle purifies water.

There are only six Zhonghua water purifier bottles, and they are given to those who are generous enough to treat this hard-working publicity worker to lunch.

Someone took out two hundred yuan and said he would treat him to lunch. Then, he gave the kettle but gave the money back to the other person.

He said: This pot will be available in RT-Mart supermarket from the 1st to the 8th of next month, and we are just promoting it now.

It was like a joke he did several times, and in the end, he collected money from more than ten people (including me, who was writing at home). After collecting the money, he told everyone to go to his partner to get the plaster, and all the fools (including me, of course) were still waiting for him to return the money!

He said: If you don't like something, you can return it and he will refund you double the money, to slap the faces of those who said they would treat him to a meal but were reluctant to do so.

These face-conscious fools went to get their medicine, and then, and then, when I went back to my sister's house, the alley was empty.

Looking at the mess of things in the plastic bag (the one he gave me) that were worth at most 100 yuan, I sighed: I have become stupid from staying at home and out of touch with society. I went back to my parents' home and paid tuition.

Even now, when I think back to that scene, my head feels dizzy.

I thought, if I fell into a pyramid scheme, I would definitely not be able to get out.

I wrote this down to entertain everyone and also to serve as a reminder.

Of course, I hope you won’t encounter this. I may be the dumbest young person (I think I am a young person), and there are only a bunch of old men and women in the place.

With a long sigh, publish it!

I feel very unfair, so I can only promote Mr. Wang, the kettle seller.

You can post comments to criticize me, criticize me for being an idiot, my head is dizzy, criticize me, maybe I can wake up.