Chapter 139 Thanking the Matchmaker

Lu Xiangyang said, "I just told him that dating doesn't necessarily have to be before marriage; you can continue dating after marriage."

"Besides, I was just saying it casually. How was I supposed to know that Zhou Heping would actually listen to me?"

I swear to God.

He was really just sharing his experiences with his unfortunate brother who had always wanted to get married but hadn't yet.

no way.

Compared to him, who never thought about marriage but suddenly met someone he liked and got married, Zhou Heping, who had wanted to get married since he was twenty and had been trying for more than ten years without success, is so pitiful.

Even though Lu Xiangyang often disliked him, he couldn't help but feel some sympathy and pity for him.

As for Zhou Heping, after countless failures, even with Lu Xiangyang's success as an example, he only learned from his brother's experience.

At least he got married.

Divorce and the like.

Hey, you need both people to agree to a divorce.

Besides, he finally got married, why does he have to think about divorce?

If you use the time after getting your marriage certificate to win back your wife's heart, why worry about divorce?

What's really interesting is that Li Hongyan is a strange girl who always has wonderful ideas—otherwise, she wouldn't be twenty-five years old and still unmarried.

Zhou Heping's thought process is also quite unusual.

Two people whose ideas are very different from those of ordinary people, after getting together, not only did they not find each other strange, but they also found each other quite interesting.

Then, the child was born.

Since we've already registered our marriage and now have a child, we can hold a wedding ceremony later to complete the marriage.

Jiang Jianni: "..."

I'm utterly speechless.

If that's the case, then these two really are a match made in heaven.

However, Lu Xiangyang also complained: "Old Zhou isn't being fair."

“I asked him how it was going before, and he pretended to tell me that he was still working hard.”

"And what happened? They got married, had a child, and are about to have another wedding, but they didn't even say a word to me, their matchmaker."

Jiang Jianni rolled her eyes at him: "They finally got married, don't cause them any trouble."

As she spent more time with him, she discovered that Lu Xiangyang was inherently restless.

She hadn't quite believed it when Lu's mother told her that Lu Xiangyang was particularly mischievous.

Because Lu Xiangyang acted so reliably and calmly, he was nothing like the boy his mother described, who was only ten years old and always climbing on the roof and causing chaos in the courtyard.

But even the best disguise will be exposed after a year of sharing a bed.

This guy has a natural inclination towards excitement and adventure.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have joined the army at such a young age, and when the army offered him a civilian position, he decisively chose to switch to firefighting, continuing to fight on the front lines.

The way he looks now, he definitely wants to cause trouble.

Jiang Jiani stopped it immediately.

It's one thing for him to mess with Zhou Heping, but Li Hongyan is her colleague and friend. He can't be allowed to ruin her wedding.

Lu Xiangyang was speechless: "Is that how you see me?"

Jiang Jianni snorted: "Anyway, just don't cause any trouble."

Lu Xiangyang: "..."

So, Zhou Heping, who was excitedly preparing for his wedding, was put in a sack.

He initially thought it was some thug who had a grudge against him, but after being released, he discovered it was Lu Xiangyang, and he was furious.

"Are you crazy?!"

"You're putting a sack on my own brother???"

What the hell have I done to offend you?

He winced in pain: "You hit me so hard, Mr. Lu, I haven't offended you, have I?"

Lu Xiangyang sneered: "If I really went all out, would you still be alive now?"

Zhou Heping gasped, "You fucking want to beat me to death?"

"Are we still brothers? What the hell did I do to offend you? I even sent you an invitation to my wedding..."

Lu Xiangyang: "What about the matchmaker's gift?"

Zhou Heping stared in disbelief, then realized what he had forgotten and found it even more incredible: "You fucking, just for this?"

Lu Xiangyang: "When have I ever suffered a loss?"

Zhou Heping recalled that from childhood to adulthood, this guy had always been the one who suffered losses, and no one had ever been able to gain an advantage from him.

Especially after he grew up, he became extremely calculating and unwilling to suffer any loss.

He was even more speechless: "You motherfucker, you motherfucker..."

Zhou Heping angrily pulled out his wallet from his pocket and threw it into his arms, saying irritably, "Your matchmaker's gift."

That bastard is so stingy.

So how did this dog money manage to grow so big without being killed?

Lu Xiangyang tossed the wallet back to him: "No need, consider this beating as a thank you gift for the matchmaking."

cough.

Actually, he was just itching to fight someone and get some exercise.

Although the fire department has never stopped training, training and sparring are different, and the fire department does not need to spar.

He had asked Zhou to practice his moves several times before, but Zhou would either avoid him or make excuses, and in any case, he refused to spar with him.

Now that he's finally got a chance, he's naturally not going to let it go.

Zhou Heping then realized the guy's true purpose, and was immediately dumbfounded, cursing, "You fucking bastard, you fucking bastard..."

After beating the man, Lu Xiangyang looked at him with exasperation: "Old Zhou, you can't do this."

"You used to be a top soldier, look at you now?"

"Even the king of soldiers has degenerated into a coward."

"Although you're not as busy as the officers at the police station, you still need to get the necessary training."

Zhou Heping: "..."

Get the hell out of here.

It's none of my business whether I exercise or not.

Lu Xiangyang suddenly smiled slightly: "Old Zhou, I heard your wife has been thinking about divorcing you?"

Zhou Heping was completely stunned, and asked in a trembling voice, "You, you, how did you know?"

Oh, right.

His wife and the woman surnamed Lu are friends.

Thinking of this, Zhou Heping suddenly felt a sense of despair.

Women's friendships are something else! Honey, why do you tell everyone everything?!

Zhou Heping's grief was about to break the sky.

Lu Xiangyang acted as if he hadn't seen it, and beckoned to Zhou Heping with his finger: "Want to know how to make your wife always love you and never want to divorce you?"

Thinking of his wife's wildly imaginative ideas, and the possibility that she might suddenly ask for a divorce one day, Zhou Heping instantly took the bait: "You know what to do?"

Lu Xiangyang patted his belly, which had shrunk from eight pieces to two: "Work hard and pick up everything you learned in the army."

"Make these two pieces into at least six pieces."

Zhou Heping: "Really?"

He looked at Lu Xiangyang suspiciously: "By the way, you and your wife got married after only one meeting."

"You didn't meet her naked, so your wife only married you because she was attracted to your body?"

Lu Xiangyang said with a mysterious expression, "Anyway, I've already told you the method. Believe it or not, it's up to you. I'm leaving."

After he left, Zhou Heping fell into deep thought.

He had only been thinking for a short while when he couldn't help but hiss in pain: "Damn it, that bastard really hit me hard."

And they even deliberately slapped him in the face.

This guy probably has a problem with him personally, right?