Chapter 90 Are you trying to drive me crazy?

Lu's parents' biggest hobby these days is walking the dog.

Once in the morning, once in the afternoon, and once after dinner.

So much so that when they returned from walking the dog, they discovered that not only had the second son come back, but he had also brought his wife with him.

The elderly couple were both happy and puzzled.

What's gratifying is that I accomplished two tasks this year. What's puzzling is that although my second son's wife is beautiful, she's not beautiful in a woman's way, but in a man's way.

The elderly couple began to suspect that their second son might like men, but they were afraid that if he actually found a man, people would talk about him, so they specifically found a woman who looked like a man.

The elderly couple whispered among themselves all evening, but in the end, it was Comrade Lu who went to ask Lu Xiangnan what was going on.

Comrade Lao Lu said earnestly, "If you really don't like women, then don't ruin the lives of perfectly good girls."

"Although Tang Tian looks like a boy, she is a genuine girl."

The old man grew angrier the more he thought about it: "Going back eighteen generations of our family, there has never been a conman who tricked people into marriage. You can't be the one to set this precedent."

Lu Xiangnan was both amused and exasperated: "What are you thinking? Do you think I like men more than women?"

What's so good about a hard, smelly man?

Mr. Lu was very angry: "What do you mean by that?"

Lu Xiangnan explained, "Tang Tian and I are partners. Our feelings for each other developed gradually over time. We spent a lot of time together before our relationship progressed."

"It's not what you think. What do you mean I treated her like a man? That's not true."

"That girl is much more ruthless than me when she gets serious; she's personally twisted off an enemy's head."

Moreover, Tang Tian is just tall, has a cheerful personality, and looks a bit masculine.

She's still acting like a young woman.

For example, I like to wear skirts.

Whether I'll ever have the chance to wear them or not, I'll just buy any pretty dress I see; I've accumulated about ten already.

If I have enough time, I like to apply creams and lotions to my face.

Not only his hands, he had also seen Tang Tian put something on her feet.

Mr. Lu was still not quite convinced: "Really? You're not lying to your old man, are you?"

"You've been cunning since you were little, you can make up a whole basketful of lies..."

Lu Xiangnan: "..."

He took a deep breath in anger: "What good would it do me to lie to you? Besides, if I really had ulterior motives, how could I have kept a secret for so many years in the military without making a single mistake?"

"You don't even need to lift a finger; my boss just dealt with me directly, okay?"

"You came from the military too, don't you know what it's like inside?"

Mr. Lu looked sullen: "I was afraid you'd do something wrong..."

Lu Xiangnan impatiently pushed him into the house: "Alright, alright, alright, it's getting late, you should go to sleep."

"Aren't you going to walk the dog tomorrow morning?"

Speaking of dogs, Lu Xiangnan was a little puzzled: "Didn't you always want to raise a German Shepherd? Why are you raising two foreign dogs?"

Lu's father glared at him angrily: "What business is it of yours what kind of dog I raise!"

After saying that, he turned around and strode into the house with a proud and imposing air.

Lu Xiangnan was speechless: "What kind of person is this? I just asked a dog."

Then he went into the kitchen and started rummaging through drawers and cabinets.

All they found was a box of instant noodles: "Instant noodles are instant noodles, they're still good stuff."

Why.

Marrying a wife is great in every way, except for one thing.

My wife has a huge appetite; an average person's appetite simply isn't enough to fill her up.

However, since it was Tang Tian's first time visiting her husband's family and she had to compare herself to her new sister-in-law, Jiang Jiani, she didn't want to lose face.

Tang Tian, ​​who usually eats one more bowl of rice than Lu Xiangnan, somehow managed to eat one less bowl than Lu Xiangnan.

The result was that I wasn't full.

At that time, Lu's mother asked several times if Tang Tian had eaten enough, and Tang Tian insisted that she had eaten enough and was very full.

As a result, by nine o'clock, my stomach was already growling with hunger.

Boiling water was readily available, so Lu Xiangnan brewed two packets for Tang Tian and one for himself. Seeing that there were hard-boiled eggs in the refrigerator, he also cracked two hard-boiled eggs for each of them.

While cracking the eggs, he kept pouting: "Tea eggs are so expensive, why would I buy tea eggs, and so many at once?"

"It's so good to be at home."

I really envy the third child. He eats and drinks well at home every day and has gained a lot of weight.

He envied Lu Xiangyang, and Jiang Jianni was also curious about him: "I remember you said your younger brother's name is Lu Xiangbei?"

Lu Xiangyang corrected: "He's also your younger brother."

Jiang Jianni readily agreed: "Our younger brother is called Lu Xiangbei? Our eldest brother is called Lu Xiangdong, our second brother is called Lu Xiangnan, our fourth brother is called Lu Xiangbei, so shouldn't you be called Lu Xiangxi? How did you become Lu Xiangyang?"

Lu Xiangyang had explained the family's personnel structure, but Jiang Jianni had only heard about it at the time.

When Lu Xiangdong came back, he was rarely home. He only stayed for four or five days before leaving again. His presence was so minimal that no one seemed to realize the problem.

Lu Xiangyang: "...Do you think Lu Xiangxi sounds good?"

Jiang Jianni: "?? It sounds good, and you guys sound like brothers."

Lu Xiangyang was speechless for a moment: "You really think it sounds good? Why don't you recite 'Lu Xiangxi' a few more times?"

"Lu Xiangxi, Lu Xiangxi, Lu Xiangxi, what's wrong with Lu Xiangxi? I ​​think it sounds pretty good, it's very catchy."

Lu Xiangyang sighed: "My surname is Lu, and my name is Xiangxi. Where do you mean to go? What is west?"

Western Paradise!

Lu Xiangxi, isn't that the same as Lu Xiangxitian?

Who would name their newborn baby this?

It's not like they're tired of living.

Jiang Jianni was dumbfounded: "You...you can do that?"

Lu Xiangyang: "Although we emphasized breaking with feudal superstitions back then, people still paid some attention to them sometimes."

Jiang Jianni thought of the original owner's naming process and couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy: "Indeed, naming should be done with more care."

Grandma Jiang valued her eldest son quite a bit, and she wasn't too opposed to her eldest son's daughter, so she followed the trend and named her Jiang Yanfen.

When the original owner was born, her father was the neglected second son, and her mother was Yang Yuemei, who had no temper. Grandma Jiang said that it would be fine to name a little girl Ni'er.

When it was time to register my household at the age of five, the neighborhood committee asked me to come up with an official name.

Yang Yuemei originally intended to name her Jiang Nier.

Anyway, after all these years, the name Nier has become well-known.

As a result, Jiang Haibing absolutely refused.

They say the eldest sister's name is Jiang Yanfen, so why should my younger sister be called Ni'er? She has to have a formal name.

He's just a kid, and he thinks names like "Building an Air Force," "Army," and "Navy" sound impressive, but none of those names are suitable for a girl.

Jiang's father had only a modest level of education, and Yang Yuemei was even less educated; the couple couldn't think of a good name for themselves in a short time.

The person in charge of registration got impatient and gave her the name Jia Ni, saying that Jia means good, and Jia Ni means good girl, implying that she will have a good life in the future.

The Jiang family of three immediately agreed to the name.

Later, when she gave birth to her fourth child, she was named Jiang Yanni, following the name of her cousin Jiang Yanfen.

The next day, before Jiang Jiani was even awake, she heard a noise outside.

Getting out of bed and looking out the window, Lu's father was angrily yelling at Lu Xiangdong:

"What do you want to do? Huh? What the hell do you want to do? You won't be satisfied until you kill them, will you? Do you just not like me, your father, and want to drive me crazy?"

Jiang Jianni: "???"