A red light appeared out of nowhere in the room, buzzing around Qingshan and acting coquettishly.

"Master, Master, who is Su Daji?"

"ah?"

"Where's Meixi?"

"ah??"

"And what about Bao Si?"

"ah???"

"Brother Ruyi said that you are just like them, a beauty who brings disaster!"

Qingshan's eyebrows twitched, and he chuckled twice, interrupting Hong Deng's questioning.

Dramas and martial arts novels often feature similar scenes: a hero strikes with lightning speed, pressing a certain acupuncture point on a person's body, causing them to collapse and faint. Qingshan used to think this was artistic manipulation, or even fabricated. But after reading Xuan Huizi's medical book, he realized that there are real acupuncture points on the human body that can cause fainting, and that the descriptions in novels are based on real life, not just fabricated stories.

All martial arts in the world originated from Shaolin. In Shaolin Kung Fu, there is also a "Song of Eleven Acupuncture Points that Cause Fainting", which details the eleven acupuncture points on the human body that can cause fainting. The song goes like this:

"The eleven acupuncture points that can cause dizziness are detailed. The star on the fontanelle of the skull is the right one. There are two Fengfu points in front and behind the head, and the Yamen point behind the ear. The Tongtian Yuzhen Book has annotations. Press the Yingchen point to induce sleep. Don't press the dizziness points lightly, because even a small injury will only make you stupid."

These eleven acupuncture points, if accurately located and properly manipulated, would cause a person to faint instantly. Since Qingshan couldn't knock Luo Wenyuan unconscious, he planned to press his dizziness points to make him fall asleep.

However, this was the first time Qingshan had practiced the dizziness acupoint on a human being. She was afraid that if she used too much force, Luo Wenyuan would become a "stupid fool", so she did not force the acupoints with her orchid finger. Instead, she chose three points: behind the ear, Fengfu, and Touwei, and used her spiritual power to slowly massage them. Although it was slow to take effect, it was safer.

In fact, Qingshan's trick was successful because of luck. Luo Wenyuan had been sleep deprived for a long time and was not on guard against Qingshan, so he fell into her trap. If it were someone else, they would never wait patiently for the dizziness point to take effect.

Qingshan took off Luo Wenyuan's glasses and wiped the artificial tears that had flowed out with gauze. Artificial tears were originally colorless and transparent, but after soaking overnight, they had turned into the turbid color of meat washing water.

Qingshan opened the curtains slightly, letting in the sunlight, and leaned over to examine his eyeballs carefully. The area, which had been thoroughly disinfected yesterday, was now oozing pus again, emitting a stench like that of a dead fish. It seemed the wound would never heal unless the parasite was removed.

"Red light, take a good look."

The red light flew over with a buzz and landed on the tip of Luo Wenyuan's nose, and its ruby-like eyes stared in the direction of his eyes.

The red light felt like it was facing a formidable enemy. It propped itself up with its four segmented legs and extended its sickle-shaped claws, ready to strike Luo Wenyuan's eyeballs. Qingshan quickly grabbed it, frightened and breaking out in a cold sweat.

My little ancestor, even though he is Superman now, at least he still has a pair of intact eyes. If you poke out his salted egg yolk, you will be in real trouble.

"Master, it's bugs, nasty bugs, let me down, I want to kill them!"

Qingshan thought to himself, "As expected," and discussed with Hongdeng:

"Deng'er, can you get the worm out without poking it with your big claws?"

Hongdeng has always been simple and rough in his actions, and he doesn't understand Qingshan's request.

"Master, the bug is in his eye. You can just cut it open and get it out!"

"What if you don't cut it open?"

Qingshan was worried. There must be another way. She had already boasted about her "90% cure rate" and she couldn't let her reputation suffer.

"Yeah, I can, but it takes some effort."

Qingshan was overjoyed and quickly flattered Hongdeng.

"My Deng'er is truly amazing! How did I get so lucky to find a beautiful, thoughtful, and understanding pet like you? Come on, my beauty, quickly cast a spell to subdue these evildoers, restore world peace, and spread righteousness!"

Hong Deng loves to hear compliments the most. After hearing what Qingshan said, she lost all her rationality. She flapped her wings and flew back to Luo Wenyuan's nose, ready to fight with the insect.

"Shanshan, you are so despicable. You are bullying a fool. I can't stand it anymore."

"What do you know? This is called the Chen-style provocation method. It's very effective. Do you want to learn it? If you obey, I will teach you!"

“…It’s a deal!”