Is Shotaro bloated?

To be honest, he was about to burst from bloating!

Compared to most countries in the world, the portions of food in Xiao Ri's family are very small.

After drinking three cups of water and two bottles of Shanhaiguan liquor, you might not be able to urinate, but you'll definitely be full of anger.

That damned Zheng Hongkuan has already urged him twice. Shotaro angrily picked up another bottle of soda and sipped it. He better have something urgent to do!

Half an hour later, when the urge to urinate came, not only he, but also some other people could see that his lower abdomen was so swollen that they snickered and laughed.

"Excuse me! I need to use the restroom."

His eager behavior attracted the attention of his entourage, who consisted of a seemingly gentle and refined young man.

"Perfect! I want to go too, let's go together."

Shotaro didn't say anything. The two met Ruan Xianxian disguised as Zheng Hongkuan in front of the toilet, while "that pile of shit" was subtly winking at her.

"Director Zheng!" the accompanying staff greeted him politely.

Ruan Xianxian nodded. "When I came over, I saw that there weren't many soft drinks left on the table. The foreign guests seemed to like them. After you go out, find someone to bring over a few more cases."

The entourage had no objections, nor did they notice that "Director Zheng" was intentionally trying to get rid of him; however, his resentful gaze swept over the nonchalant Shotaro.

This guy drank the most!

Work is of paramount importance, and besides, he didn't even need to pee, so he turned around and went to take care of his business!

As soon as he entered the toilet, before he could even speak, he stood in front of the urinal and eagerly reached for his penis.

Ruan Xianxian: ? ? ?

Unable to resist the temptation, his eyes unconsciously drifted over.

In the modern world she traveled to, the protagonists in those love movies depicting the great harmony of life were mostly from island nations.

According to resourceful netizens: What's so special about this? Japanese adult films from 20 years ago were truly a golden age.

She didn't have the torrent file or watch it, so she was very curious about the live version.

First glance: Where is it?

Second glance: Holy crap, he pooped in front of me!

The third look... Ruan Xianxian, who was too spicy to look at, didn't look at the third look.

She turned her face slightly away: That damned curiosity of hers!

Shotaro, startled, turned to Ruan Xianxian, who was gazing out the window, and asked in an unfriendly tone:

"If you're in such a hurry to contact me, you'd better have something on your mind."

Once she was sure the little mudskipper had gone home, Ruan Xianxian turned around and took out a bronze mirror from her bosom. "Are you interested in this, Jia Ye?"

"Yoshi!" Shotaro's eyes gleamed as he fiddled with the bronze mirror in his palms. It was a national treasure of China.

Any piece of this item, if resold to country M or Y, would be snapped up by collectors.

"Where did this come from? Are there any more?" he asked.

Ruan Xianxian then came up with the explanation she had prepared beforehand: "There was a batch, which was just dug out from underground and was about to be transported out of the border, but it was intercepted by my brother-in-law."

I heard that's a large tomb. Look at the pattern on the back of that bronze mirror; it's something only kings and generals could create."

Shotaro listened intently, lost in thought. The mysterious ancient Eastern country was something his people coveted most, and he tightened his grip on the bronze mirror.

"You called me here to take my position?"

Ruan Xianxian nodded matter-of-factly, then rubbed her hands together. "There are seventeen bronze artifacts in total, large and small. I originally planned to save them for later..."

She gave a bitter smile: "Forget it, let's not talk about it! I plan to exchange these things for gold, so that when I settle down outside, I can use them as leverage to make a comeback."

Shotaro Kano wasn't very knowledgeable about artifacts, but he could roughly tell that the bronze mirror was something from the ground. Without a second thought, he said:

“I’m not in charge of that. You send someone to deliver the goods to the Songjiang Riverbank, where someone will meet you.”

His unit's target was howitzers, while the smuggling of cultural relics was handled by another group, whom he could contact.

“Okay!” Ruan Xianxian said quite bluntly: “Contact them as soon as possible, preferably within the next day or two.”

"Only with the gold in hand can I feel more confident cooperating with you, without fear of being cheated or ripped off because of it."

Shotaro suppressed his deeply hidden greed and sneered inwardly.

He will not only facilitate the completion of this transaction, but also negotiate a high price for it. The gold will only become Zheng Hongkuan's after he leaves this land.

Seeing the determination and calculation in his eyes, Ruan Xianxian's lips curled up imperceptibly.

The bait was cast, and a fish took the bait!

She not only had to sell the counterfeit products produced by the system to the Japanese, but she also had to get the highest price for this pile of shit for her.

Having achieved her first objective, Ruan Xianxian's eyes flickered for a moment as she cautiously glanced around and lowered her voice:

"Take the mirror back and play with it. Don't come to the textile factory lately, or people will easily notice something."

Shotaro frowned, scrutinizing the fat man in front of him. Could it be that he had some ulterior motive for not letting him come?

"It's none of your business. Just do your own job."

Ruan Xianxian then tried to persuade him earnestly, "My wife and children are in your hands. We are all in the same boat. To be honest, foreign guests are coming to the textile factory every day, and some people at the higher-ups are already having objections."

If you want to come back, you need at least a legitimate reason. I don't want to be dragged down by you and die before I even get started.

Regarding the instruction to Zheng Hongkuan to sabotage the exhibition, today was just the finalization; the two haven't met to discuss the specific plan yet. How could he not come?

"Just say what you're thinking. Hesitating like that is typical of Chinese people who can't be presented in public."

He felt he had Zheng Hongkuan completely under his control, and his initial politeness had vanished.

A chilling glint flashed in Ruan Xianxian's eyes, but her bitter smile deepened: "Don't you also have the status of a foreign guest?"

"Get more orders for winter clothing, and you'll have a legitimate reason to blend in with the foreign guests and come over openly."

Shotaro smiled meaningfully, not doubting his true purpose, but feeling that this man was quite cunning. Thinking about it carefully, what he said was not a bad idea.

Just as he opened his mouth to say something, a chirping sound came from outside the door, a signal from his companion that someone was approaching.

Shotaro quickly unzipped his pants, squatted down in the stall, and started cursing in Japanese.

Ruan Xianxian, whose eyes have been injured again: ? ? ?

She cooperated knowingly, and when Shotaro's entourage finally came to check on the situation, Ruan Xianxian was already sweating profusely with anxiety.

He grabbed the wrist of the entourage member named Xiao Zhou, pointed to the closed toilet stall, and complained:

"Listen to what those Japanese devils inside are saying in gibberish! They occasionally throw in a few words of Chinese to stop me from leaving, but I can't understand anything else!"

Xiao Zhou exchanged a few words with Shotaro in Japanese, looking speechless.

"He said our soda is a counterfeit product that causes diarrhea after drinking it, and he wanted you to get him some tissues, but you didn't understand!"

Ruan Xianxian waved as she walked out, saying, "She had diarrhea and drank so much. What kind of person is she? I'm leaving her to you."

Reaching a secluded corner, she excitedly tapped the system: [System Update! Our Bronze Age Space Upgrade Plan has taken its first step.]

Thinking of Zheng Hongkuan hanging upside down in the space, awaiting her fate, she asked again: "By the way, Tongtong, do you have any potions that can alter people's memories?"