"Damn it! That noise again, let's hurry downstream."

"You idiot, swim away! See that gray boat's hull? Ram it!"

"That's a whale's ship, you're the idiot."

"Hey you bunch of bastards who grow grass, stop swimming backwards and start crashing into things!"

Five black and white orcas were communicating underwater, their voices filled with saliva. Without hesitation, they turned and charged headlong into the massive gray hull.

Just half a month ago, they were the free rulers of the ocean, communicating and shouting to each other. A bipedal creature calling itself a bar-whale found them and befriended them.

My friend is great in every way, except she doesn't like going into the water. When I asked her, she said she was a pain whale.

It doesn't matter what kind of whale it is, they all share a common love of bullying.

Just yesterday they bullied a great white shark, and today the Pain Whale said they'd take them to bully the most powerful creature in the ocean. Here they come.

"I'll count to three and we'll crash into it together, let that barracuda see how powerful we are."

"Damn it, she said she's a Pain Whale."

"You idiots, crash..."

On the sea, two warships faced each other across the vast ocean. The warship on the opposite side, flying the red sun flag, was the first to shoo away the other.

It was met with a cannonball.

Ruan Xianxian was also awakened by the loud noise, and suddenly jumped out of bed, becoming fully awake in a second.

The sounds of gunfire, shouts, strategic deployments, and even the curses of orcas came one after another.

As she ran towards the command center, she straightened her tuft of hair, her face beaming with excitement. Calm as a virgin, wild as a madwoman – this was the real China she knew!

They don't act unless they decide to go to war, and once they do, they never make empty threats.

Japanese and English were constantly being broadcast from the loudspeakers of the opposing warship. Passing by the cabin, sailors were lowering the national flag.

Is this a case of concealing one's identity before committing a crime? The warship is right here. Although it feels a bit like trying to hide something obvious, it's like the difference between putting underwear over the head and putting underwear over the crotch during a fire.

Even if you recognize me, I won't admit it if I cover my face!

Ruan Xianxian had a sudden thought and quickly bought an American flag from the system store. Under the horrified gazes of the sailors, she ran to the flagpole.

Navy A: "Who is that? Are they crazy? Running onto the deck under gunfire."

Navy B: "No matter who it is, hold them down first."

Five burly men lunged at her, but Ruan Xianxian sped away to dodge, waving a US military flag in her hand, "Don't pounce on me, don't pounce on me, hang this up first."

One of them looked grim. "Lady, this is urgent, please don't cause trouble here."

Ruan Xianxian clicked her tongue, walked past the man, personally hung the flag on the pole, and turned back with a raised eyebrow and a smile.

"Your kid is wearing a school uniform when he beats up a classmate? Of course he's wearing his dad's clothes!"

Thus, for the first time in history, Chinese warships hoisted the American flag.

The island nation's navy, observing through binoculars on the opposing warship, cursed in disbelief, thinking, "Are they crazy?!"

But at that moment, they had no time to investigate China's self-deception; a group of unidentified creatures were violently ramming the ship's hull.

At first, the ship only swayed slightly, after all, the orca was a street urchin of the ocean, and its size still seemed tiny in front of a warship.

"Fire torpedoes, quick!"

Three deep-sea torpedoes were launched, and the orcas surrounding the island nation's warship watched curiously, just as they were about to come closer and taste the saltiness...

A loud call came from the loudspeaker above the water, "Orca, orca, this is Orca. Do you see those fish-like metal lumps in the water?"

Orca: Not only did I see it, I also want to try it.

Ruan Xianxian: "Let's lift it up, just like we lifted the sea turtle yesterday. We'll lift this iron lump onto the other side of the ship. Whoever lifts it the fastest and most accurately will be crowned General Orca."

The orcas understood, abandoning their curious observation. Three of them quickly caught up with the torpedo, whipped it back to the surface with their tails, and hurled it straight at the island nation's warship...

A torpedo fell from the sky, and the dwarfs who witnessed the whole thing were so shocked that their mouths were agape.

Some screamed at the top of their lungs, some crawled under the table, and some short soldiers who couldn't find any cover lifted their companions over their heads to shield them.

In the blink of an eye, less than half a minute after the incident, the short-statured soldier in the command room remained calm despite the torpedo about to hit his own country's warship.

Torpedoes are detonated by magnetic force, but they can also be detonated by impact. Based on the angle calculation, at this height from which they fly back, they will not explode even if they hit the hull.

The short-statured commander was full of confidence.

The next instant, the deafening roar and the instantaneous burst of fire caused the short soldier's expression to change drastically when the torpedo struck the ship.

The last thing he saw was the firelight relentlessly engulfing him.

He screamed at the top of his lungs, "No!"

Meanwhile, the remaining two torpedoes were returned to the warship by the Ocean Street ruffians. On the other side, Ruan Xianxian silently opened her lips, ["Explode!"]

Another deafening roar followed, and flames erupted from all sides of the enemy ships. Even from a great distance, the wails of the enemy's dwarf soldiers could be heard.

Everyone in the captain's cabin, including Ye Pengde, stared in astonishment.

Looking at the radar on the instrument panel, and then through the glass at the warships engulfed in flames opposite, I was so surprised that my brain couldn't function properly.

who are they?

Where are they?

What happened on the other side?

The instigator, Ruan Xianxian, slapped Ye Pengde across the neck, "What are you waiting for, to be struck by lightning? Why aren't you firing?"

The firepower of three torpedoes can cause some confusion to the enemy, but it is far from enough to take down a warship. If we don't attack now, when will we?

Ye Pengde, who hadn't been slapped on the neck in decades, didn't even have time to react before jumping up and ordering our troops to open fire.

The sound of cannon fire was incessant.

Amidst a continuous barrage of flames, Ruan Xianxian pushed aside the communications soldier, grabbed the megaphone, and unleashed a torrent of profanities at the opposing warship in English.

“Sons, you can’t even shoot a wall properly, yet you try to shoot your father. You blind, dog-like creatures who can’t distinguish friend from foe, I’m going to represent the United States in arbitration against you. I’ll have 600,000 American troops trample your island nation’s territory.”

“Listen up, you on the other side, offer up your wife and daughters and you will be spared death.”

"A mother without a wife and daughter is fine, as long as the father is a woman, he won't mind."

The crew in the captain's cabin: ? ? ?

How could she produce such a standard and deep male voice from those cherry-like lips?

Further away, in the midst of the engagement between three other US warships: ? ? ?

Ruan Xianxian passionately shouted, "Baka, you damned dwarf countrymen, I'll make sure your mother licks my fire stick, baka, yoshi, yamete, ichiku ichiku..."

Everyone looked at this guy, who was passionately belting out lyrics, with an expression that said, "You're crazy!"

Then, an even more absurd scene unfolded: as the sun set and a thin mist rose over the sea, the warships relied entirely on radar for communication, but the loudspeakers made in China could always be trusted.

After she had been basking in the sun for five minutes, another voice in the distance started speaking.

They were speaking English.

"Lauren? Is that you?"

"Oh my God, have you been bewitched by the siren? You damned bastard, shut your mouth tight, or I won't hesitate to stab your mouth apart with my silver fork."