Ruan Xianxian stared curiously at the little weasel in front of her. "How old are you? Why are you still using the word 'old'?"

"Speak up, don't touch my tail." Annoyed by the woman's constant harassment, the weasel snapped its tail back.

"I don't remember how many years! I was already in these mountains before this village existed."

"Wow!" Ruan Xianxian exclaimed in surprise, "That means you've lived for a very long time! Aren't you the ancestor of this remote mountain village?"

"How about it?" The little weasel stood on its front legs, proudly puffing out its chest. "Calling me 'Second Uncle' wasn't a bad deal, was it?"

It lowered its paws, scratched its ear, and continued, "Tch! You don't understand. There are many real living ancestors in the back mountains. There's an old hedgehog in this village who's older than me."

Ruan Xianxian: "Do you know if there are any treasures nearby?"

Weasel: "Speaking of which, the world of you two-legged creatures is really strange. Can't a woman live alone after her husband dies? Why does she have to go back to her parents' home?"

This is just a way of changing the subject!

Ruan Xianxian nodded in agreement, "I think so too. When a man mates with many women, it's called being promiscuous, and when a woman does it, it's called being unfaithful. May I ask if cultivating virtue can lead to ascension?"

Weasel: ? ? ?

"Is it...can I do it? I can!"

"What are you doing?" the weasel suddenly asked, watching Ruan Xianxian pick up a small stone and prepare to throw it behind the tree.

"Trying to pick up couples in the wild! It's so cold outside, why don't they find a safer place?"

"Ah—who?" A scream came from behind the tree, and two naked, white-bodied men pulled up their pants and ran away.

The weasel realized that her worry was fake; she was simply evil!

The two of them, one human and one small animal, squatted down and started chatting until the loudspeaker reminded her to answer the phone for the second time. Ruan Xianxian threw down her small wooden stick, slapped her forehead, and stood up.

"Look at my memory! I almost forgot what I even came here for!"