Chapter 21: How is offending Old Wang next door better than me?

"I choose the dog hole." To her, neither Shen Zhao nor Shen Hegui were good people, and she didn't want to choose either of them.

Lu Wensheng released Shen Hegui, moved aside the clutter, and urged, "Your Highness, please go first."

Shen Hegui looked at the dog hole in front of him, which was no more than 1.5 feet wide and less than 2 feet high, barely big enough for an adult to squeeze through, and slowly frowned.

The footsteps outside the alley grew closer. Seeing that Shen Hegui remained motionless, Lu Wensheng urged again, "Your Highness, hurry! They're coming soon!"

"I won't crawl through a dog hole." Shen Hegui pressed his pink lips into a stiff line, stubbornly repeating the question: "You still haven't answered me. If Prince Su returns, will you choose him or me?"

The chaotic footsteps drew ever closer, and Lu Wensheng grew increasingly anxious.

Why did Shen Hegui throw a tantrum at such a crucial moment? He even tried to intimidate her by raising his status. He's acting like a child. Oh well, if you want to live, you can't be too serious.

"Choose His Highness! Choose His Highness! Choose His Highness!!" Fearing that Shen Hegui might not have heard clearly, Lu Wensheng repeated it three times, each time louder than the last.

"They're definitely over there! Speed ​​things up!"

Lu Wensheng: "..." Sure enough, you can't answer your boss's questions with resentment.

Lu Wensheng cursed himself for being an idiot, quickly restored the clutter in front of the dog hole to its original state, and then began to take off his clothes.

Luckily, I was wearing a lot of clothes, so I wasn't afraid of taking them off.

Having received a satisfactory answer, Shen Hegui gleefully brandished his longsword, turned around, and prepared to unleash a massacre. A hint of undisguised bloodlust and excitement flashed quickly across his unfathomable eyes.

He was ready. As long as he killed all of Prince Su's men, Lu Wensheng would be his man without worry.

Just before the murderous intent surged forth, a slender, white hand suddenly reached out from his side and precisely grasped his wrist holding the sword. The soft sword, which had drunk countless lives, was snatched away by Lu Wensheng and casually stuffed into a dilapidated chicken coop filled with rotting grass next to him.

"Your Highness, please forgive me." Since she had been dragged into a dead end, she would reluctantly sacrifice her almost non-existent reputation, molest the high and mighty Shen Hegui, and also complete a side quest.

The back slammed against the cold, damp brick wall, and Shen Hegui let out a muffled groan of pain.

Not having time to untie Chen Hegui's belt, Lu Wensheng used a dagger to cut it open and neatly tossed it into the wall.

In the blink of an eye, his clothes were roughly ripped off, revealing Shen Hegui's well-built chest. The murderous intent in his eyes froze, turning into pure surprise and scrutiny. "What are you going to do?"

"There wasn't time to crawl through the dog hole, so I could only try to skirt the edge." After explaining, Lu Wensheng apologized again: "I'm sorry, Your Highness."

She draped her red coat over Shen Hegui to cover the bloodstains.

Shen Hegui was still wondering what "skirting the line" meant when Lu Wensheng raised his hand and pressed down on his neck.

Lu Wensheng's palms were so hot, completely different from his.

The two soft surfaces suddenly touched, one cool and one warm, creating a feeling that words cannot describe.

Unable to turn away, Lu Wensheng could only keep telling herself, "It's okay, it's alright," and chose to gaze deeply into Shen Hegui's eyes.

Putting everything else aside, she didn't lose her first kiss for nothing! It was an absolute visual shock; Shen Hegui's eyelashes almost brushed against her face. She never imagined that after being surrounded by men for so long, the only sweet treat she had would come from Shen Hegui. Before, she wouldn't have dared to even dream of such a thing.

[Congratulations, host! Side quest complete! Main quest two is now issued: Infiltrate the Eastern Palace at night, target the Crown Prince, and steal his private possessions.]

Lu Wensheng had no time to ask Xiao Yuan what the meaning of all these questions was, because Shen Hegui began to resist.

Lu Wensheng loosened his grip and quickly said, "If you want to live, don't move and cooperate with me."

The arrogant utterance that welled up in his throat was swallowed back by Lu Wensheng's self-righteous indignation.

Very good, excellent! He wanted to see what Lu Wensheng, who had suddenly gained such audacity, planned to do!

The height difference was too great. Even if Lu Wensheng pressed down on Shen Hegui's neck and stood on tiptoe to kiss him, it was still a bit difficult. Moreover, he was too tall, and her body could not cover his face. If his face could not be covered, it would be a waste of her time.

This won't work, we need to change it!

Lu Wensheng caught a glimpse of the chicken coop on the side and had a sudden idea. He grabbed Shen Hegui and pushed him toward the chicken coop while coaxing, "Your Highness, please cooperate. If you have any complaints, we can raise them later. As long as we escape this calamity today, I will find a way to help Your Highness replenish the national treasury."

Shen Hegui raised an eyebrow and subtly released the force from Lu Wensheng's body, making Lu Wensheng feel much more relaxed.

The chicken coops were covered with a layer of golden straw; if it weren't for this rain, it would indeed be a good place to keep the chickens out of the wild.

Lu Wensheng reached out and removed Shen Hegui's hair crown, letting his black hair fall loose. He then took off Shen Hegui's red and blue robes and threw them into the walled area, just like he dealt with his belt. Then he began to tear at Shen Hegui's clothes.

Shen Hegui was like a tamed beast, all his wildness gone. He propped himself up on his arms, lying back amidst the mess, letting Lu Wensheng do whatever he wanted to him.

The water slid down his taut jaw, past his rising and falling Adam's apple, meandered along his well-defined chest, and finally disappeared into the depths where tattered clothes and shadows intertwined, vanishing without a trace.

Shen Hegui: "I will remember your last words."

Lu Wensheng was struggling with Shen Hegui's shoes when he glanced up. He almost slipped and fell to his knees when he saw what he was looking at.

The ultimate male succubus is nothing more than this: powerful, influential, and handsome, normally as dangerous as a lion, but now as docile as a kitten, not only retracting his claws but also turning his soft belly over.

It made her incredibly itchy and eager to try it.

Lu Wensheng wiped his nose discreetly: "Don't worry, I'm not lying to you, I'm just a little cat!" If only Shen Hegui weren't the Crown Prince.

Lu Wensheng heard a large number of footsteps rushing towards her and estimated the time. She knew that the soldiers from the Military Command had finished searching the alley next door.

She tossed the shoes and socks in, then tore a long twig from a bamboo broom and emphasized, "I mean what I say, so Your Highness will have to behave from now on."

Shen Hegui: "Of course." His gaze fell on the branch in Lu Wensheng's hand, a hint of doubt in his eyes. Did he need a branch to tease him?

The slender yellow bamboo strips dug into his skin, causing a burning pain. Shen Hegui was stunned for a moment by the blow.

He instinctively wanted to lash out, but Lu Wensheng, who was prepared, pressed him down and flipped him over. She whispered, "Your Highness, please bear with it. I am currently beating a concubine who has cheated on me. I may do some other bad things later. If you really can't bear it, please think of the empty treasury, and you will be able to endure anything."

Shen Hegui: "..." This is simply outrageous! No wonder he's Lu Wensheng!

As Lu Wensheng counted the footsteps, he swung the bamboo stick and shouted his prepared lines: "I'll teach you to cheat on me! What makes Old Wang next door better than me? I saw him last night when we were drinking together, and his penis is less than mine."

Lu Wensheng used all his strength to pull it away.

You little brat, you never thought you'd end up in my hands, did you! You dare spank me?! I'm going to get my revenge today!

"Go ahead and yell! Why aren't you yelling! Are you afraid your beloved old Wang will hear you over the wall? Let me tell you, even if it hailes today, I'll still fuck you to death outside Old Wang's house, you adulterous little slut!"

As he spoke, Lu Wensheng pretended to unbutton his pants.

"Who's there?" The military commander stood at the alley entrance, his hand on the hilt of his sword, unsure whether to advance or retreat. He was the first to hear the sound of bamboo sticks striking someone, so he heard the entire scene performed by Lu Wensheng.

The soldiers behind him craned their necks, trying to catch a glimpse of the live sex show in the rain, but Lu Wensheng was too good at finding a spot and covered himself up completely with his body.

Lu Wensheng pulled out a token from her bosom, turned her back and threw it far away, saying arrogantly, "Get lost, don't interfere with my teaching my mistress a lesson."

After saying that, she pulled apart Shen Hegui's long legs and continued her act: "It feels great with so many people watching! It's even better than the medicine from the Gold and Silver Shop!"

"That's really weird!" someone in the crowd said, commenting on the persona Lu Wensheng was trying to create.

The military commander, whose face was well into his forties, held the token and turned completely red, like an autumn chili pepper. "Excuse me!" he said, putting down the token and ordering, "Hurry up and leave!"

The footsteps faded into the distance, followed by the sound of hushed conversation.

"Commander, whose token is that?"

"It's not a token, it's an iron plaque that the Grand Secretary's son privately gave to a few spoiled brats for their amusement."

"The world is going to the dogs..."

"Who says it isn't..."

Once he was sure the person was far away, Lu Wensheng immediately stopped what he was doing, threw away the bamboo stick in his hand, and went to move the debris in front of the dog hole.

Shen Hegui stood up, dusted off the straw on his chest, and turned to look at the carefully designed wound on his back.

In the dim light, the jade-colored scales undulated and the bright red welts, in terms of both color and the raised curves, looked exactly like the real thing.

Lu Wensheng: "That's fine."

The moment Lu Wensheng turned around, the hard scales transformed back into fragile human skin. Fearing it wasn't realistic enough, Lu Wensheng was disappointed, so Shen Hegui deliberately added a few strands of blood.

Just now, if the rainwater hadn't been mixed with a lot of sulfur, Shen Zhao's arrow wouldn't have hurt him at all. As for the small bamboo stick on the ground, only the first strike actually hit him.

Seeing that Shen Hegui did not move, Lu Wensheng pulled up his pants, intending to crawl in first as a sign of respect.

It felt really good when she was fighting, but now a sense of fear was creeping in. She was uneasy, but she forced herself to remain calm: "I'll go in first, Your Highness."

Shen Hegui curled the corners of his mouth, seeing through her intentions but saying nothing. He drew his soft sword, which could cut through iron like mud, and in the instant she bent over, he chopped the dog hole into a door.

Lu Wensheng slowly pushed away the long sword with a rotten straw stuck in it, and suddenly felt a chill on his back.

"Not very old, but quite the wild one, always looking for thrills." Shen Hegui said coolly, then walked in barefoot.

If the soldiers from the Military Affairs Bureau hadn't been still some distance away, Lu Wensheng would have wanted to shout that she was innocent; she was just knowledgeable.

Inside the courtyard, Lu Wensheng put on his outer robe and waited by the side for Shen Hegui to put on his shoes and clothes.

Shaking off his soaked shoes, Shen Hegui glanced at Lu Wensheng, who was acting like a quail, with an extremely aloof air: "Let's go."

Lu Wensheng hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped.

Shen Hegui surveyed the desolate courtyard and asked, "Is this the place you plan to take me to spend the night?"

“No.” Lu Wensheng pointed to another dog hole ahead. “That courtyard over there is the place I wanted to take Your Highness to spend the night. That’s my family’s wall. Could Your Highness please have mercy and let us crawl through it this once?”

Lu Wensheng deliberately ignored the words "dog hole".