"We're eating. Take the person back and deal with them!"

Hearing Ye Liangchen's wails, Zhao Hu couldn't help but speak up to persuade him, since there were still children in the yard, and he was afraid that the scene would be too bloody and affect their appetite.

Zhao Ritian nodded, smiled and waved to him: "Then we'll go to the Ye residence first to take care of our business. We'll visit the general again when we have time."

"good!"

Seeing Zhao Hu turn around, the other Imperial Guards dragged Ye Liangchen away like a dead dog.

Wu Erkang couldn't help but point at Pan Jinlian and her daughter and ask, "General Zhao, these two women..."

Looking at his trembling aunt and cousin, Zhao Hu stroked his chin and thought for a moment before saying, "Take them back for questioning. We can't let them off just because they're my relatives, but we can't let anyone die."

As expected of someone trained by Wang Zhongxian, Zhao Ritian immediately understood what he meant: "Yes, General Zhao, we will definitely conduct a thorough interrogation and ensure that nothing messy happens. We will also make sure they never forget this."

After saying that, he dragged the Pan mother and daughter away, and Pan Tiantian's most cherished dress became wet and smelled strongly of urine.

"Tiger, Tian Tian is, after all, your uncle's daughter, this..."

Old Zhao felt that there was no need for the family to be so tense, so he couldn't bear to see it happen.

"It's alright." Zhao Hu helped his grandfather into a chair and said, "This is our secret language from the Embroidered Uniform Guard. It's just to scare him a little, no need to torture him."

"My aunt and cousin are fine. We just had to control their tempers. Otherwise, with Tian Tian's personality, she would have ended up in prostitution sooner or later."

Old Zhao sighed, feeling sorry for his eldest son, who was born short and had a weak personality, which made him feel inferior to a woman.

"Let's continue eating, everyone. Don't worry, let's continue eating."

Zhao Hu urged the villagers to continue eating, but none of them were really interested in the bean rice or the cured meat.

Zhao Ergou ate his rice absentmindedly, his mind filled with the image of hundreds of people bowing to Zhao Hu just now.

He turned to look at his cousin and silently vowed that he would be as majestic and dignified as his cousin in the future.

While a grand banquet was being held in Zhao Family Village, the Marquis of Anping's residence remained quiet and peaceful.

All the servants in the backyard were called to work in the front yard.

Those who remained in the backyard were all Li Chang'an's trusted confidants.

In white robes, there's Murong Hongxue, the Liao Kingdom's number one swordsman; Miao Qingqing, who has poor eyesight; Lin Dongdong, who can eat three bowls of rice; Lin Xiaoya, who keeps saying "oh oh oh oh"; Xiao Ping'an, whose mind is full of her master; and Lin Youchu, who is as gentle as water.

These were all Li Chang'an's capable lieutenants.

You either have to be good at fighting, good at eating, or both.

For example, Lin Xiaoya, who screams and yells all day long.

She was the only kid in the entire world who could fight Li Chang'an one-on-one without being at a disadvantage.

Lin Youchu is the woman who drained Li Chang'an's body.

At least on one battlefield, Li Chang'an could never defeat her in his entire life.

Even taking fertility pills didn't work.

After all, there are only oxen that die from exhaustion, not fields that are ruined by plowing.

This field, in particular, offers a total of eighteen ways to play.

Now they are gathered around a table, watching Li Chang'an, dressed in white as snow, take out a human-shaped crystal from his pocket.

"What I'm about to tell you, please don't be afraid."

Li Chang'an looked around at the people and spoke.

Luo Yang crossed his arms and said calmly, "We are members of the Demonic Sect. We are not afraid. Go ahead and tell us."

"This crystal is actually a person, she... Holy crap, why do you stuff everything in your mouth?!"

Li Chang'an pointed at the human-shaped crystal on the table and started to speak, but in the blink of an eye, he found that the crystal was being held in the little girl's hand and stuffed into her mouth.

He quickly snatched the crystal back and gently patted the little girl's bottom twice: "As expected of the fastest thing in the world, I only blinked and you grabbed it and stuffed it into your mouth, you little rascal."

Lin Doudou felt bullied. The food that looked delicious was taken away by her brother-in-law, and she was even spanked twice.

So she got a little angry, grabbed Li Chang'an's head and started biting it, using her newly grown third tooth to bite down hard.

Li Chang'an felt the little girl nibbling at his head, but he didn't care. What else could this sister-in-law do besides spitting on him?

So, with Lin Doudou on his head, he continued to explain to the others, "This thing can actually turn into a person, and it can turn into a woman with a great figure. She was also the perfect woman in my heart when I was a child."

With a little kid on his head, Li Chang'an explained to Lin Youchu, "But she's just a puppet without feelings. I'll let her follow you and protect you from now on."

Youchu nodded with a slightly flushed face, wanting to take her little sister down, but her husband refused.

"It's okay, I'll play with DouDou for a while."

He actually quite likes children, especially those who are small and chubby, like little dolls.

Li Chang'an placed the crystal on the table and said, "Then I'll begin."

After saying that, he tapped the head of the humanoid crystal with his hand.

Rows of numbers appeared on the crystal and then spun wildly.

"Huaren brand 2060 mobile phone, Silly Girl is at your service, please enter the power-on password."

A sweet voice came from the humanoid crystal, making Li Chang'an feel nostalgic.

Same recipe, same taste.

That's the voice I was so envious of when I was a kid.

I dream of waiting until 2060 to see if I can buy one.

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